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Martians?
Am&mazing diet!
UFO passengers seen registering Shed the pounds away while eating Latest report: King sited pigging out
for CSUF extended education tons of candy each day! in the swine barn!! Details,
7%£ Comedian
Volume XCVII
issue No. 41 Tk>e Daily News Source for California State University, Fresno April Won 1
9-91
A masked assailant attepted to escape the scene of the crime last Friday in Sacramento. CSUF student Hector
Amezcua took his best shot, one which would gain him much recognition. No charges have been pressed, more
details in the story as usual.
Student
shoots
gunman
• 'I got the gun,' says
student after incident
A CSUF student shot a masked as¬
sailant last Friday afternoon in Sacra¬
mento. Hector Amezcua, a 21-year-old
CSUF junior reported tension and con¬
cern as he "wasn't really sure how it
was going to turn out."
The masked assailant fled as Amezcua
focused on getting a prize-winning shot.
"I couldn't believe I got him, he was
moving very fast," he said. "It was
weird, I just couldn't stop shooting."
The alleged assailant was an actor
shootinganotheractor in a staged media
presentation at the annual California
Intercollegiate Press Association's on-
site competition.
The pseudo-event took place on
campus at California State University,
Sacramento.
After theevent finished and Amezcua
was left to develop, he decided that the
shot he would enter for judging in the
See SHOT next page
Rampant dog biting reported
• Protection agency unable to act
in case of accused CSUF dog biter
Reports of numerous campus
dog-biting incidents are being
referred toauthories,butasof press
time no action had been
taken against alleged stu¬
dent perpetrators.
Similar crimes have
been reported at many
campus locations,but most
frequently on the lawn area
between the LeonS. Peters
Business Building and the
Satellite Student Union.
One particular case in¬
volving a CSUF student seen bit¬
ing a dog was described by a by¬
stander only as, "incredible. There
was red stuff all over."
The dog, identified only as
"Super Coney" was unable to
comment after the incident.
Officials say this is not the first
Officials say this is not
the first time such
cases have been called
to their attention
time such cases have been called
to their attention, and eshmiate
that the rateof crime isexpected to
increase as baseball season ap¬
proaches.
Citing heavy workloads and in¬
sufficient personpower to handle
such cases, theauthoritiessay that
official investigations are under¬
way and they hope to have a "hot"
dog patrol squad before long.
'This ought to really cut
themustard,"saidSgt.Ima
Bun.
Bun wenton to describe
that manyof the investiga¬
tive efforts are thwarted
bccauseoflackof evidence
at the scene of the crime.
"By the time we're able
to respond to a call," Bun
said with relish, "If s hard tocatch
up."
"Ifs definitely a dog eat {*og
world out there," Bun added.
Whether report
•Official guide to deciding
'whether' to go to class after break
The world is a perpetual caricature of itself; at every moment it is the mockery and the
contradiction of what it is pretending to be. But as it nevertheless intends all the time to be
soiretrungdifferentandhigNydigriifi^
tocover up the absurd thing it was; so mat a conventional world, a worldof masks, is super¬
imposed on the reality, and passes in every sphere of human interest for the reality itself.
Humor is the perception of this illusion, whilst the convention continues to be maintained,
asifwehadnotobservedibabsurdity. Oeo^e Sanlayana
The official Comedian
whether forecast, de¬
signed to helpstudentsde-
cide whether or not to go
to class, is sketchy due to
high-pressure systems
coming from the parental
storm front or professo¬
rial extremes in the cere¬
bral region.
Variable morning fog
and partially-clouded
memories are predicted to
welcome students back
from spring break.
Highs anticipated for
mid-terms depend on the
grading curve and other
variable factors. Lows ac¬
companied by squalls and
light precipitation may be
expected after the test re¬
sults are posted.
In other areas, high
winds are anticipated as
lectures resume, with de¬
creasing visibility of
course content as student
attention wanes or varies.
Long range forecasts are
fair and clearing after May
24, with sunny prospects
and clear sailing.
Object Description
| Title | 1991_04 The Daily Collegian April 1991 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1991 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
| Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
| Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
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| Language | eng |
Description
| Title | April 1, 1991, Page 1 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1991 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
| Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
| Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
| Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
| Language | eng |
| Full-Text-Search | Martians? Am&mazing diet! UFO passengers seen registering Shed the pounds away while eating Latest report: King sited pigging out for CSUF extended education tons of candy each day! in the swine barn!! Details, 7%£ Comedian Volume XCVII issue No. 41 Tk>e Daily News Source for California State University, Fresno April Won 1 9-91 A masked assailant attepted to escape the scene of the crime last Friday in Sacramento. CSUF student Hector Amezcua took his best shot, one which would gain him much recognition. No charges have been pressed, more details in the story as usual. Student shoots gunman • 'I got the gun,' says student after incident A CSUF student shot a masked as¬ sailant last Friday afternoon in Sacra¬ mento. Hector Amezcua, a 21-year-old CSUF junior reported tension and con¬ cern as he "wasn't really sure how it was going to turn out." The masked assailant fled as Amezcua focused on getting a prize-winning shot. "I couldn't believe I got him, he was moving very fast," he said. "It was weird, I just couldn't stop shooting." The alleged assailant was an actor shootinganotheractor in a staged media presentation at the annual California Intercollegiate Press Association's on- site competition. The pseudo-event took place on campus at California State University, Sacramento. After theevent finished and Amezcua was left to develop, he decided that the shot he would enter for judging in the See SHOT next page Rampant dog biting reported • Protection agency unable to act in case of accused CSUF dog biter Reports of numerous campus dog-biting incidents are being referred toauthories,butasof press time no action had been taken against alleged stu¬ dent perpetrators. Similar crimes have been reported at many campus locations,but most frequently on the lawn area between the LeonS. Peters Business Building and the Satellite Student Union. One particular case in¬ volving a CSUF student seen bit¬ ing a dog was described by a by¬ stander only as, "incredible. There was red stuff all over." The dog, identified only as "Super Coney" was unable to comment after the incident. Officials say this is not the first Officials say this is not the first time such cases have been called to their attention time such cases have been called to their attention, and eshmiate that the rateof crime isexpected to increase as baseball season ap¬ proaches. Citing heavy workloads and in¬ sufficient personpower to handle such cases, theauthoritiessay that official investigations are under¬ way and they hope to have a "hot" dog patrol squad before long. 'This ought to really cut themustard,"saidSgt.Ima Bun. Bun wenton to describe that manyof the investiga¬ tive efforts are thwarted bccauseoflackof evidence at the scene of the crime. "By the time we're able to respond to a call," Bun said with relish, "If s hard tocatch up." "Ifs definitely a dog eat {*og world out there," Bun added. Whether report •Official guide to deciding 'whether' to go to class after break The world is a perpetual caricature of itself; at every moment it is the mockery and the contradiction of what it is pretending to be. But as it nevertheless intends all the time to be soiretrungdifferentandhigNydigriifi^ tocover up the absurd thing it was; so mat a conventional world, a worldof masks, is super¬ imposed on the reality, and passes in every sphere of human interest for the reality itself. Humor is the perception of this illusion, whilst the convention continues to be maintained, asifwehadnotobservedibabsurdity. Oeo^e Sanlayana The official Comedian whether forecast, de¬ signed to helpstudentsde- cide whether or not to go to class, is sketchy due to high-pressure systems coming from the parental storm front or professo¬ rial extremes in the cere¬ bral region. Variable morning fog and partially-clouded memories are predicted to welcome students back from spring break. Highs anticipated for mid-terms depend on the grading curve and other variable factors. Lows ac¬ companied by squalls and light precipitation may be expected after the test re¬ sults are posted. In other areas, high winds are anticipated as lectures resume, with de¬ creasing visibility of course content as student attention wanes or varies. Long range forecasts are fair and clearing after May 24, with sunny prospects and clear sailing. |
