1990_05 The Daily Collegian May 1990

              The Daily Collegian
Tuesday, May 15,1990 Page 3
BRAUN
Continued from page 1
terprises who have environmental
questions and problems.
Though his lecture was titled. The
Impact of German Reunification Upon
Environmental practices: An East Ger¬
man View." Braun focused much of
his talk on political and economic re¬
forms.
Braun said that the united Ger
many must completely Integrate into
the European economic community.
Ultimately, Braun said. Europe should
adopt one currency.
Braun said Europe should look at
the United States as an example.
"The U.S. market knows only one
currency, only one Integrated federal
reserve system and onlyone monetary
policy. This Is. for me. one ofthe root
causes of America's economic rise In
the 20th century." Braun said.
Though.the reunification will bring
economic difficulties, Braun said he
sees a bright future for Germany.
"I think the people of the German
Democratic Republic are facing a few
turbulentyears but then things will be
improving rapidly as 1 confidently
hope." he said.
HOLZMAN
Continued from page 2
Cartoonists Ofir Levy and Josh
Sheppard get hired to dp nature
sketches** for National Geographic.
They both quit lo start a comic book
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and
Then-Girlfriends.
Now it's time to pick on the leaders
of this fine publication, the editorial
staff. Otherwise known in any other
business as "Management"
Photo editor Terry Pierson strikes a
deal with Playboy magazine and is sel
for life. He and David Chan swap nude
. photos of CSUFundergrads,
Graphics Edilor John Francis gets a
real last name and is married in
centerfield of Anaheim Stadium.
Everyone arrives to the wedding a half-
hour late and leaves before "I do."
Three sit in the bleachers and hit a
beachball.
Business Manager Lisa McKlnney
joins a terrorist organization called
Republicans In Power. Their objective
Is to lure Democratic presidential
candidates to hotel rooms with young,
attractive women. McKinney sells the
photos to National Enquirer and the
New York Post.
Advertising Manager Darcy Knight
joins the French Foreign Legion. She
is presumed lost in Tripoli In 1095.
She reappears In 1998. claiming she
found the lost platoon from the comic
strip Crock.
Ad Production Manager Sharon Vaz
gets married, has 2.3 kids, 2.4 cars,
and leads a typical Yuppie's life In
Tollhouse, the 1990'sClovis.
Copy Editor Chris Heredia returns
home 40 Pittsburg after graduation.
"That's Pittsburg without the 'h\ The
Steel City has no Chicanos. Chicanos
are smarter than to live there.) He
publishes his own newspaper,
"Freedom and Peace." which means he
no longer works.
Managing Editor Amy Hemphill is
managing very well, thank you. She
started her own bottled peroxide
company called "Not Just For Blonds
(sic) Anymore." She now lays In the
sun by the pool, working on a sun tan
in her West Hollywood home.
News Editor Zarina Zumbro. the
most normal' of us all. becomes the
Morton Downey, Jr. of the 1960s. She
rips and screams about all the terrible
things that exist In the world. They
say you have to watch out for the quiet
ones.
Editor in Chief Eric Bumey works
for the Long Beach Press-Telegram,
covering    the    Dodgers, Bumey
interviewed Tommy Lasorda after the
Dodgers won the 1998 World Series
over the Cleveland Indians. In the
commotion. Bumey could not get close
enough to Lasorda to interview him -
protruding      stomachs     intervened.
NEWMAN
Continued from page 1
tends to be less formal than In the more
traditional Catholic churches, Norris
said.
Students dress in everything from
shorts and sandles to dresses and sit on
vinyl-covered folding chairs.
"Some students prefer to go to other
chruches. They'll come in here occa¬
sionally and say, "Well, you don't have
any pews' and they don't like that." said
Norris.
Norris said he tries to gear his ser¬
mons toward students, putting less
emphasis on scriptural translation and
more on how to apply what the Bible
saystolifesituations. Students cite this
as one of Ihe main reasons they enjoy
the Masses at the Newman Center.
The reason I like this Mass a lot better
Is that Father Dave and Terry Beer relate
the sermons to youth and what we are
going through right now and they relate
It to school difficulties,* said parishioner
and student. Ana Gomes.
Gomes used to live In Turlock and
when she moved here, she found oul
about the church through the booth on
campus. Forthepastseven months she
See NEWMAN, page 4
Bumey goes on the Nutra System
Weight Plan and watches his weight
drop from 326 to a svelte 114.
As for myself. I will upset the wrong
person while working for the Daly
City News. I will be transferred to the
Alcatraz Journal, where I will publish
a newspaper no one will read because
no one lives there any more. In 1998. I
get transferred to Bellevue.    ,
Tonight. Ill find out if 1 have any
friends .left. Maybe Prince will be
right. We probably will "party like It's
1999."
lis time to go now, they lell me. An
ambulance just pulled up. Three men
are coming at me with a white.
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