1989_05 The Daily Collegian May 1989

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The Dally CcUegian
To: Those who are stressed,
buddies and trends.
MESSAGE: GOOD LUCK ON THE
FINAL AND HAVE A NICE SUMMER:
VASQUES FAMILY, DARIUS B,
NSBE (study HARD). SANDRA
D.O., NKHOt, STEVE (HINDU),
JuanCTheWildSwiog-
NATASHA (TAAASH). Oh Bobby,
Tent M. Bran, MIKE (7), ESP1E
(7),Ct»chFlerro,H.RJim1
Cindy G., THE Chubby Umpire.
THANKS IT WAS FUN. THE REST
OF THE BUOS—Brian T., Lisa U.
(Pal a Sweetheart thanks again.)
The lrothful Patty T, Arnold T.,
Espie & Francis, Maria S.
(Buddy,) bnpeccablifiabra Maria
M. (DLTJ.) The amiable Jame, Big
score Fefton, the Fervorous ■
Janice (Sweetness.) arid Karl O.
(Lifesaver) Thanks tor the ears
Luv Ya. until 1990 outta here.
From: Ed "G.6." {What the heck,
1 had a spare dollar)
Dear Eds. and fotfowers:
Whatcanlsay?
I stitt feel superior.
Suzanne M.C.
L
To: the rfistinguished "bagel*
profs":
We cant wait for your surprize
at the speech opmm. grad. party)
P.S. Thanks for canceling the
final!   -
Unsigned
To: The first lady of forensics
Your speech kids will miss you.
Make sure you invite us to
disneytand. Good luck working
part time as snow white! Those
of us transf ering will see you in
class in the fall!
P.S, Send whoppers often!
Signed Forensic boddies
ToCasonova,
VCoi-»yatul__ofts DUDE"
You made it! All your hard
work, long hours, part-time jobs,
pieadtng with teachers, late night
computer labs, skipping meals,
studying over power lunches at
the bucket, sweating in class in
San Ramon, and passing up
exdusrve movies on Cinemax.
You did al this in the name of
higher educationl
■ Dave Ttte rad gra-r
Wha< an awesome feat you
"""   iiYoudUklYouV*
got the degree, now you can do
anything, overcome any
obstacles, mach any goal, fulfill
any dream. Ihe world awaits you,
Schools behind you so gofer ft.
And remember quitters never win
and winners never qui
You're a winrterl
Your BrarrwR Hollywood
Casanova
Arxi now the end is near
Big fish are strapped to
Boog-ahMt
Cereal dwellers cause
Toxic contamination,
Birt, wfiie herpes is bad,
Nazi death robots are
Melting to Mexican
Big Siber Kent Wong,
Con-Grad-ulalionsm
See you 3t ail the Alumni '
events. Thanks lor everything.
You have been a graatrng siber.
Love,
Your W Sib McbeBe
Stacey Small,
Welt, you're graduating in 9
days, and IVe got two years left
Phi Mu will missyou. andsowiBI.
Good Luck in Law school, though I
(mowyou won. noed ft.
Lots of Love,
UsafY.LS)
Pi Date
J.B.,N.B„RB. i
You guys are becoming more
special to me each day! How
would I ever have made I through
the semester without you all!
Cant wait to road trip to LA.,
San. Fran, Santa Cruz, Bass Lake
and wherever else we end up!
Lefs party!
-We cant forget i .olli! I love
you all
LovoQ.B.
Dear Dream Team,
You guys have been great and
I'm going to miss you ali next
semester. Hey, now that
summers here it's party time, but
this time let's do it with out
getting wet!!
3eeYa,Q.
Dear Regulators,
Well, another school year has
finally come to an end and we've
managed to survive through 1
But what ever differences we
may have bad, I hope we can still
be the best of friends. So let's .
skin it and ridel!
tove.O
Bon and Beastie- -
Thanks, Doggies.
Eight years isnt so bad, ft
takes longer than that for some of
us to get dressed. Wish we could
stay and keep you company, but
sotnabooys got to prepare the
world for the emergence of the
class of 1993.
PicandMim.
Lost:
A true and loyal friend;
presumed dead; call 224-3788 or
431 -0683 with any information.
Tomorrow officially ends four
fabulous years together and
begins a fifth. In another eight
months, we can start counting
annrverseries all over again, this
time as man and wife. Thank-you
for aB the wonderful memories of
the past and those to coma. You
are truly my best friend, tha one
I laugh with, fee for. Love.
Happy Anniversary!
With everlasting tove,
.    Pookiebear.
To the members of Pi Sigma '
Epsiton:
Just wanted to say thanks for
giving me the opportunity to get
to know you all this semester.
ITS been a great experience.
You're a bunch of great people!
Good luck in tha future arid see
you at regionals.
Andy
RazzteB:
I dont think it's fair that you
should be able to take me to tha
Ripe Tomato on your birthday and
then pay for it yourself [even tho
1 have been -ahem- helping you
with your homework. Arenl you
glad i'm not a math major?]
In conclusion, therefore, it is
self evident and goes with out
saying that I should be allowed the
opportunity to take you someplace
just as expensive for my birthday
andpayforft.
Speaking of the Rip Tomato,
who sent you the flowers?
' TheLT.
To my Boney Butt,
Weil, the semester is over, and
it was a tough one without you.
I'm very happy things worked out
I still can't explain why Tin so
crazy about, but 1 do know I dont
want to be without you. Don!
forget me over the summer, you
moan a lot to me. Ibveyou,
baby.
Always yours.
SWEETS
To the boys and girts:
AlvinfSte vo), Jim bo (Count ry
boy) Graham, nlcki. Red Bush,
JezbafCahrin, forhead), Brent
and to the Pi men: Norm(main
man) Jay (Wendell), BrianfCute
boy) Tom(pftt er-patter) Perry.
To Laurie-Lolli-Lolli Lolli, Holly
Bush-the party doesnt start till
I get there" To "W* the Nip^
Kirstin, Kevin & to our favotA*
"Lou' Matt, Skinner, the   ^
semester wouldnt have been
complete without you all I cant
wait to be together 4th of July!
We're awesome together!
-:  Dont forget to wrfte. Ibveyou
all!
LoveQ.Bush,
-MO*Hawk,orK«lG.
To my very special KKG friends
and sisters:
Do you know how awesome it is
to have your very best friends ail
•none place! You are so special to
me (you aN know who you are!)
Fall 86: Mo, Hum, Nurse Leslie,
Mefe. Jules, Suz, Herb, Kris and
Michelle, I love you crazy Kappas
To Bush and Lo* and Kirstin,
Jr. Mitch. CSmax, bteph. Sber,
Nit, Jan Ren. Cmdi, 1-ahmie.
£»en, Paige, Cass. Teresa
lab: Tiff, Janoo, Tony, and
anyone and everyone else!
coukfnt write it alto-Hove you
and thank-you for making my
coilege years so special, in miss
you alt- please dont forget me.
love you lots
Kaffi
P.S. and all the rest too-llove
youlotsl
SandraH.
Happy Birthday tomorrow!
Have a safe trip beck y Buena
Suerte con tus finales.
ft has been a pleasure getting to
know you & Art much better this
jf-    ■
Take CareS Come and See me
this summer
Tu Amiga,
Yolanda
To: Kari LO. {cuz and Iriend)
To you a birthday poem
Not from halmark, but made at
horn e,
opened up the fridge, and I was
told, *.-.'■>.
Oh shit cuz you're getting old
Almost wrong, but ft was no
mistake, the onfy thing older was
molded fruitcake
My dog has bad breath, my bro.
has big feet
But seriously friend there
arent many so special i
Happy birthday buddy
From: Maria, Jim, Ruben,
Eduardo Jose (the poet)
Greetings to the newest
brothers of Alpha Phi Alpha
Fraternity Inc. Rick "914"
House, Le nn ice "Mac Len Bone"
Bolton. Raymond "The Grippa"
Broks, Binji "Just Loungin*
Green, Rod "Prime Time" Walter,
Atvin "AD. Pride" Sandford,
Derrick "Sky Stroller" Moore.
Reg "Sledgehammer" Hendrbc.
Jeryl "J.D. lea" Douglas, Dotwan
"Sweet Sensation" Wilson, and
Carlos "Most Noble Lord
Corruption" McCullers.' To
Anthony Barnes Remember that in
our hearts you are still our
brother.
Total Chaos
P.S. you know I never liked
none of ya'il anyway.
To: Tiffany of Alpha Zi Delta
I look forward to a quiet,
moment of drinking with you.
Reservations areforthe 24th.
Happy 21st birthday Trff!
Great
P.S. Thank you for Monday
night
Cobbfo-
trs been real. Keep up the
jumping jacks. Have fun and moan
a lot.
Your room mate.
To my Roomies,
Mart-burger, Syn, Twft and
Mom,
It was a great year, tmglad
that each of you came into my
We. And i know you are too. (ha-
ha) WeS, all I can say is lefs
Party Naked.
I LOVE YOU GUVS, your tha
best
Always your Roomie.
MK.N.LF. LONG UVE THE
FRONT DE MIKE KLINGBIE
UBERACTION DE NAT10NALES!
Wawi fight for the right to
fart
An inventory of the
malham et loan's turtle collection
was the only thing separating
ttatpqfca-dot pattern on her
skirt from a half gallon of high
grade rocket fuel. And as the
doorknob's symphony began to
disassociate itself from a days
worth of laundry, a sullen young
moth waked by and said, 'poo-
poo is special."
—Pool
Dearest staff:
Even 1t>ough beJngtfte editor ho^Tbeenatotoffun.lwortf^
semester.r_xcept1t>oseofyouv^ 7      •*=nM»»
But *_tafl, please always ierT>ember mese mree mings:
1. ntost people dwt give a damn abc*it er^
2. Smash me state. t^i_««__   __' ___ -
3. Fckiha Police (Nomattef what unltoim they wear.) / -' '* IQKeno$norrS,
-!-      ■ '"■- DONNELL