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. Amin scheduled to confront senators by Soar Apple* Klerk leader of Ihe black students at CSOCF, announced to himself and anyone who would listen today that Uganda president Eenle Meanie Amin has been nate budget i taken, This drastic step a the fhreat* by hi* dark, mcnacvig group have become ineffective against the hard- nosed honky senators "Ya, man. we got * few of those sucker* running scared But. we ain't gettln" through to threatening black hunk '"Theyluper Brothers" gol together after yesterday s budgei veto by ASS prez Davey Nixonarian. lo plot Ihe Amin strategy If* Just what those assholes need A good, swift kick in the pants hy Eenie." said Sevenson I free extra, Eenie'* promised a "tragic car accident" for Senators Tootsie, Bugnoalan, Stigma and "Wimp" Belsem. It Nixonarian to reportedly ready to offer Amin a B-52 bomber full oT watermelons If Amin agrees to return, to Uganda "Where gi bekibg*," Barbara Kiumeagatn. ASS Senate chairman, told the Comatose that Amin would be allowed to address the senate it the plainclothes security police could be beefed up enough "Wecertainly wouldn't/want to deny Amin the right to (alk But we've heard rumors about him." Tootsie and Bugnoalan have compromised themselves all year, but then this Isn't a sex Back to the violence. In a telephone interview with Amin, the lovable dictator said he planned to gring bodyguards armed with machine gun* (and machetes for the watermelon*) * to "inaure the safety ot his body." The bodyguards will be a special force or Iranian students selected from the prisons of the regime ot the racist Shaw When advised of Amin's plans, Senator Tiotsic claimed to have an athletic supporter and three dairy cows on his side. "The jocks will strap themselves to my body lo protect me if it come to that." promised the effeminate senator Tootsie did not reveal his plans for the dairy cows We can only Dictators's tapes given Comatose by Ml Staff Flogelfalor Editor; Nolo A plain PROfESSOR brown paper-wropped pockooe flues* we'll |i was delivered lo our office this *trowi. morning by a haavysst person PROF. B : An excerpted I i the problem' THURSDAY MAY 12,1977 OOOXYZ-023 oo can use this. II wos recorded somebody bent your best n iha loculty lounge (Signed) dissecting blade. Jormon PROF. A: Oh. Baxterd s Inside Ihe Dackoge wos o ordered us lo suggest part-lime assette recording ol a con- faculty lo be cul. ■•nation between three in- PROF B He soy* Ihe lividuals. two males and on* students hav* discovered that • male, all ol whom are 'he Biology Deportment is full of i CSUF foculry (Continued on p 1 Bronze virgin could be next he affirmative action office just ike he's done to all the other >rograms he doesn't like Horje Corral, the present AA ifficer. said that the university's reference for a I'h.D lends lo •xrlude all non-virgins. He ex- gained Iha t a person must spend in enormous amount of lime iludying in order lo obtain the rovetcd degree if they are really studying, it qualified person regardless of "If a virgin can do the job. (hen ■ewing ar armgly said Corral won "How ci terullui The search only is being done on campus, according lo Corral, so that leaves very few virgins lo "The person who gets this Job must be sensitive to the urges ol normal human beings," said Corral. "A bronze virgin can do Ihe job, but only after a night with me and my "sensitivity." Asked if he reels that a virgin should hold the position, Flopp "No.- It was c i ol his r When asked to elaborate, Flopp relunctantly said he felt a virgin could not fulfill his needs at this Ume. 'Too much night work is demanded. 1 don't think a virgin could handle it," he said. Flopp is well-known around campus for his "work dsys" that Flopp. "I. for o PUTZ (Professors United for Tenured Zomblehoodi plot. Kinds like that rag (The Comatose)." Overall, the affirmative action plan calls for the university fo make full utilization ol it* minorities based upon the national supply of qualified people in the specific areas. For instance, the journalism department needs one more gay person and two Jew*. The business department neds two or anything that moves and isn't white or male. The only area that meets the long range goals is the La Raza program, which is being cut out of the university's curriculum. "That's one way to get away from hiring minorities and virgins," *aid Flopp. Thursday, May 12, 1977 PUTZ accuses THEM by "Blue" Soot and-Wild BUl'Mea The Professors United for Tenured Zombfcshood (PUTZ) met with CSCCF admlnlatraUon officials to discuss present and future salaries and benefits, the redecorating of the teacher"* for warehousing .tudent*. Patchwork Philoaophy instructor Wardon Hesse, a spokesperson for PUTZ, said recent curriculum and room changes have not been responsible to the needs of the university's professors. He pointed to recent cutbacks in general education offerings as an example. "What we need Is to tailor the general ed programs to the Individual needs of the professor*, not just cut courses," Hesse said. According to a recent PUTZ newsletter, the union proposal* alao include "a major campus emphasis on depersonalized learning," special sabatlcala for instructors who might be In prolonged contact with freshmen, and Improving benefit and pension advising for faculty. Hesse agreed with the administration statement that said the university ha* not "hooted its own born tn trying to recruit FTE, that to, students." • "We are the only major university In Fresno, excluding FCC. We acquire university status on the basis of the number of doctorates, library holdings and bathrooms we have," he ■aid. But Heise said increaied recruiting wa* not the only an- «wer to the problem of declining faculty raises. "We need to change our grading fee scale, with regards to student GPA's. We need to charge a uniform S3S per 'A' instead of the varying range of from $15 to tso that some of our union members now require. "We also need to be somewhat more responsive to itudent and parent reactions to faculty interest*," he said. "It is getting increasingly difficult for the union to justify 'Classical Wlne-lmblblng, •Elementary Saint Bernard Grooming' and 'Creative Jellyfish Dissection' to the perennial dormy's parents who visit us. This to especially difficult since »ome of these classes never meet and many have only t*o to three bodies enrolled in them." "We have only managed to do so wtU this far Into the game because most of the parent* insist on visiting during one ol the « holidays and sick-leave days raculty are physically absent." Hesse said. Hesse said the university should be striving to reach older persons and women because they are an untapped reservoir of FTE. "It's true that some of the younger »tudents hsve difficulty adjusting to the lack of instruction ln typical CSCCF classroom*," Hesse said, "but the older ones, the ones who can atrophied for years In front or 'Johnny Carson' and 'Phytlto,' are satisfied if they learn to spell the course title." Hesse added that the university was not attracting aa many the FTE here," Haass said, citing as repreaentative example Latvian* aad Alabaman*, the future of the campus. He said that in contrast to the administration's Group for Organization Design (GOD), the PUTZ seminar would be open to anyone to attend. Including itudent*, though active par- THE COMATOSE-11 * Last rites for VD dead * Da GOD to studying possible and' Improbable administrative' and curriculum changes at CSCCF. Concerning students, Hesse said, "As Dracula once said, •they're our Ufeblood.' Or, ta the immortal word* of Louis XTV, 'there must be come tolerance for even the maggot* in the field'." When asked if PUTZ's proposed measures could be viewed as an alternative to GOD, group* In Fresno than In Beveraly Hills, and they are not proportionately contributing to We want to make an Impact on working condltlons-for example, the puce wallpaper In the main faculty lounge ha* got to go—and we want Input, such** more UO bills put In our The 10 pending fatalities are now being kept In the basement «t St. Aggies Horsepltal. Owners of seven toes found following the street dance are still being sought by faculty of the biology department. The toes are being preserved ln formaldehyde In hopes that those who are able to reclaim their little tootsies will do so and participate in an expertement of the quality of a new glue designed by chemistry grad students. - The glue to expected to surpass the quality of taste and stickyness of Elmer's goo. The product will be marketed as Fred'* goop. The piece* of beer glass found strewn about the campus have been made Into stained glass windows by art students at the participant*. The beans gave them away, as they left a scant behind strong enough that allowed bloodhounds to small them an the way from France. A contest 1* being held to name the first of a new breed of animal conceived during a chance meeting during VD week between a bog and cow. The new species, temporarily name How? to being saasatasa by scientists who have udderer explanations at the little devil'* curly tail. The animal will be no good for meat or dairy products but will make an excellent Bullhog mascot, according to local MUsaUUUUUUUtSwUII CRABS? I Have you ever wasted revenge on s professor for flunking you ln * class you HAD to pass' Or on a ' 'friend who took-oot your I boyfrlend/glrlfrleDfr Now I -with Itevohmonary New — "TO can get your theCorps The United States Marina Cornea is continually looking to the nation'* college* and universities tor a few food man with the potential to lead Marines. Men selected lor Marine officer prof rams attend pre-comml**ion tralnlnc either In summer sessions between academic years, or after college graduation or failure. You need not be a certified mad dog pervert to become a Marine:..nor do you necessarily have to posses* the Intelligence of an Ethiopian Oatworm, although It helps. . So, If you ar* afraid to apply for the Marines because of rumor* you may have heard, don't be...The rumor* don't match the actuality. For example, contrary to rumor, th* Marina Corpse 1* political activity --many base* even have uKluxKlans. Also contrary to rumor, the Marine* Ilk* women... 1, where would future Marina* o Naturally, no one person is going to "solve" the energy problem slnglehandedly; it's going to take a lot of concerned people, working together, to even begin to wrest power away from companies like us and then begin to clean-up the mess we've made of the world. The thing is...as unconcerned as we are about fuel . conservation, recycling, smog-free rapid transit, wild life preservation and other such cocktail party small- talk for bleeding-heart liberals, our unconcern often is not enough. The unconcern has to motivate action. And that's what we'ro coming to grips with. Here-and-now, how-to realities. So if you're a "how-to" person, a person who's more than an idealistic abstractionist, there may be an opportunity for you with us to work towards solutions to problems that concern you, such as how to make more money, while acting "concerned" about the environment. Sure, we've got the establishment benefits that make life easier to cope with, like medical and other benefits. But we've also got the things that make life worth living. Green things, like money. If you're a graduating student, and you've never thought about working for (and /.or with) us before, give us a thought. Send your resume to John Rockefeller at BG&E's Professional Employment Office. 542 Market Street, San Francisco, CA. 94406. BG&E AaEemalOppaitaMhyE Male Executives^ a Ferns .'. .
Object Description
Title | 1977_05 The Daily Collegian May 1977 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1977 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Description
Title | May 12, 1977 Pg 10-11 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1977 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Full-Text-Search | . Amin scheduled to confront senators by Soar Apple* Klerk leader of Ihe black students at CSOCF, announced to himself and anyone who would listen today that Uganda president Eenle Meanie Amin has been nate budget i taken, This drastic step a the fhreat* by hi* dark, mcnacvig group have become ineffective against the hard- nosed honky senators "Ya, man. we got * few of those sucker* running scared But. we ain't gettln" through to threatening black hunk '"Theyluper Brothers" gol together after yesterday s budgei veto by ASS prez Davey Nixonarian. lo plot Ihe Amin strategy If* Just what those assholes need A good, swift kick in the pants hy Eenie." said Sevenson I free extra, Eenie'* promised a "tragic car accident" for Senators Tootsie, Bugnoalan, Stigma and "Wimp" Belsem. It Nixonarian to reportedly ready to offer Amin a B-52 bomber full oT watermelons If Amin agrees to return, to Uganda "Where gi bekibg*," Barbara Kiumeagatn. ASS Senate chairman, told the Comatose that Amin would be allowed to address the senate it the plainclothes security police could be beefed up enough "Wecertainly wouldn't/want to deny Amin the right to (alk But we've heard rumors about him." Tootsie and Bugnoalan have compromised themselves all year, but then this Isn't a sex Back to the violence. In a telephone interview with Amin, the lovable dictator said he planned to gring bodyguards armed with machine gun* (and machetes for the watermelon*) * to "inaure the safety ot his body." The bodyguards will be a special force or Iranian students selected from the prisons of the regime ot the racist Shaw When advised of Amin's plans, Senator Tiotsic claimed to have an athletic supporter and three dairy cows on his side. "The jocks will strap themselves to my body lo protect me if it come to that." promised the effeminate senator Tootsie did not reveal his plans for the dairy cows We can only Dictators's tapes given Comatose by Ml Staff Flogelfalor Editor; Nolo A plain PROfESSOR brown paper-wropped pockooe flues* we'll |i was delivered lo our office this *trowi. morning by a haavysst person PROF. B : An excerpted I i the problem' THURSDAY MAY 12,1977 OOOXYZ-023 oo can use this. II wos recorded somebody bent your best n iha loculty lounge (Signed) dissecting blade. Jormon PROF. A: Oh. Baxterd s Inside Ihe Dackoge wos o ordered us lo suggest part-lime assette recording ol a con- faculty lo be cul. ■•nation between three in- PROF B He soy* Ihe lividuals. two males and on* students hav* discovered that • male, all ol whom are 'he Biology Deportment is full of i CSUF foculry (Continued on p 1 Bronze virgin could be next he affirmative action office just ike he's done to all the other >rograms he doesn't like Horje Corral, the present AA ifficer. said that the university's reference for a I'h.D lends lo •xrlude all non-virgins. He ex- gained Iha t a person must spend in enormous amount of lime iludying in order lo obtain the rovetcd degree if they are really studying, it qualified person regardless of "If a virgin can do the job. (hen ■ewing ar armgly said Corral won "How ci terullui The search only is being done on campus, according lo Corral, so that leaves very few virgins lo "The person who gets this Job must be sensitive to the urges ol normal human beings," said Corral. "A bronze virgin can do Ihe job, but only after a night with me and my "sensitivity." Asked if he reels that a virgin should hold the position, Flopp "No.- It was c i ol his r When asked to elaborate, Flopp relunctantly said he felt a virgin could not fulfill his needs at this Ume. 'Too much night work is demanded. 1 don't think a virgin could handle it," he said. Flopp is well-known around campus for his "work dsys" that Flopp. "I. for o PUTZ (Professors United for Tenured Zomblehoodi plot. Kinds like that rag (The Comatose)." Overall, the affirmative action plan calls for the university fo make full utilization ol it* minorities based upon the national supply of qualified people in the specific areas. For instance, the journalism department needs one more gay person and two Jew*. The business department neds two or anything that moves and isn't white or male. The only area that meets the long range goals is the La Raza program, which is being cut out of the university's curriculum. "That's one way to get away from hiring minorities and virgins," *aid Flopp. Thursday, May 12, 1977 PUTZ accuses THEM by "Blue" Soot and-Wild BUl'Mea The Professors United for Tenured Zombfcshood (PUTZ) met with CSCCF admlnlatraUon officials to discuss present and future salaries and benefits, the redecorating of the teacher"* for warehousing .tudent*. Patchwork Philoaophy instructor Wardon Hesse, a spokesperson for PUTZ, said recent curriculum and room changes have not been responsible to the needs of the university's professors. He pointed to recent cutbacks in general education offerings as an example. "What we need Is to tailor the general ed programs to the Individual needs of the professor*, not just cut courses," Hesse said. According to a recent PUTZ newsletter, the union proposal* alao include "a major campus emphasis on depersonalized learning," special sabatlcala for instructors who might be In prolonged contact with freshmen, and Improving benefit and pension advising for faculty. Hesse agreed with the administration statement that said the university ha* not "hooted its own born tn trying to recruit FTE, that to, students." • "We are the only major university In Fresno, excluding FCC. We acquire university status on the basis of the number of doctorates, library holdings and bathrooms we have," he ■aid. But Heise said increaied recruiting wa* not the only an- «wer to the problem of declining faculty raises. "We need to change our grading fee scale, with regards to student GPA's. We need to charge a uniform S3S per 'A' instead of the varying range of from $15 to tso that some of our union members now require. "We also need to be somewhat more responsive to itudent and parent reactions to faculty interest*," he said. "It is getting increasingly difficult for the union to justify 'Classical Wlne-lmblblng, •Elementary Saint Bernard Grooming' and 'Creative Jellyfish Dissection' to the perennial dormy's parents who visit us. This to especially difficult since »ome of these classes never meet and many have only t*o to three bodies enrolled in them." "We have only managed to do so wtU this far Into the game because most of the parent* insist on visiting during one ol the « holidays and sick-leave days raculty are physically absent." Hesse said. Hesse said the university should be striving to reach older persons and women because they are an untapped reservoir of FTE. "It's true that some of the younger »tudents hsve difficulty adjusting to the lack of instruction ln typical CSCCF classroom*," Hesse said, "but the older ones, the ones who can atrophied for years In front or 'Johnny Carson' and 'Phytlto,' are satisfied if they learn to spell the course title." Hesse added that the university was not attracting aa many the FTE here," Haass said, citing as repreaentative example Latvian* aad Alabaman*, the future of the campus. He said that in contrast to the administration's Group for Organization Design (GOD), the PUTZ seminar would be open to anyone to attend. Including itudent*, though active par- THE COMATOSE-11 * Last rites for VD dead * Da GOD to studying possible and' Improbable administrative' and curriculum changes at CSCCF. Concerning students, Hesse said, "As Dracula once said, •they're our Ufeblood.' Or, ta the immortal word* of Louis XTV, 'there must be come tolerance for even the maggot* in the field'." When asked if PUTZ's proposed measures could be viewed as an alternative to GOD, group* In Fresno than In Beveraly Hills, and they are not proportionately contributing to We want to make an Impact on working condltlons-for example, the puce wallpaper In the main faculty lounge ha* got to go—and we want Input, such** more UO bills put In our The 10 pending fatalities are now being kept In the basement «t St. Aggies Horsepltal. Owners of seven toes found following the street dance are still being sought by faculty of the biology department. The toes are being preserved ln formaldehyde In hopes that those who are able to reclaim their little tootsies will do so and participate in an expertement of the quality of a new glue designed by chemistry grad students. - The glue to expected to surpass the quality of taste and stickyness of Elmer's goo. The product will be marketed as Fred'* goop. The piece* of beer glass found strewn about the campus have been made Into stained glass windows by art students at the participant*. The beans gave them away, as they left a scant behind strong enough that allowed bloodhounds to small them an the way from France. A contest 1* being held to name the first of a new breed of animal conceived during a chance meeting during VD week between a bog and cow. The new species, temporarily name How? to being saasatasa by scientists who have udderer explanations at the little devil'* curly tail. The animal will be no good for meat or dairy products but will make an excellent Bullhog mascot, according to local MUsaUUUUUUUtSwUII CRABS? I Have you ever wasted revenge on s professor for flunking you ln * class you HAD to pass' Or on a ' 'friend who took-oot your I boyfrlend/glrlfrleDfr Now I -with Itevohmonary New — "TO can get your theCorps The United States Marina Cornea is continually looking to the nation'* college* and universities tor a few food man with the potential to lead Marines. Men selected lor Marine officer prof rams attend pre-comml**ion tralnlnc either In summer sessions between academic years, or after college graduation or failure. You need not be a certified mad dog pervert to become a Marine:..nor do you necessarily have to posses* the Intelligence of an Ethiopian Oatworm, although It helps. . So, If you ar* afraid to apply for the Marines because of rumor* you may have heard, don't be...The rumor* don't match the actuality. For example, contrary to rumor, th* Marina Corpse 1* political activity --many base* even have uKluxKlans. Also contrary to rumor, the Marine* Ilk* women... 1, where would future Marina* o Naturally, no one person is going to "solve" the energy problem slnglehandedly; it's going to take a lot of concerned people, working together, to even begin to wrest power away from companies like us and then begin to clean-up the mess we've made of the world. The thing is...as unconcerned as we are about fuel . conservation, recycling, smog-free rapid transit, wild life preservation and other such cocktail party small- talk for bleeding-heart liberals, our unconcern often is not enough. The unconcern has to motivate action. And that's what we'ro coming to grips with. Here-and-now, how-to realities. So if you're a "how-to" person, a person who's more than an idealistic abstractionist, there may be an opportunity for you with us to work towards solutions to problems that concern you, such as how to make more money, while acting "concerned" about the environment. Sure, we've got the establishment benefits that make life easier to cope with, like medical and other benefits. But we've also got the things that make life worth living. Green things, like money. If you're a graduating student, and you've never thought about working for (and /.or with) us before, give us a thought. Send your resume to John Rockefeller at BG&E's Professional Employment Office. 542 Market Street, San Francisco, CA. 94406. BG&E AaEemalOppaitaMhyE Male Executives^ a Ferns .'. . |