1971_04 The Daily Collegian April 1971

              THE DAibYiCOLLEGIAN RAZZBERIi.     Thurad
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New spring co-ed outfit revealed
Women's Lib 'liberates'
men's rest room at SDS
What wiU be the fashionable woman's wardrobe should be the
co-ed be wearing this season? classic ensemble popularized by
As vital as the traditional ba- fashion pace-setters BlUie, Nat-
sic black and pearls in the FSC alle and Theresa.
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Basic to the outfit are the go-
everywhere team of faded blue
Jeans and red flannel shirt. Both,
of course, may be easUy purchased In the nearby 'haute cou-
teur* capital of the San Joaquin
Valley - Clovls.
It Is a well-known fashion adage
that dainty outer garments demand equally dainty unmentionables. Thus, FSC Is fortunate for
(Editor's Note: The following i
story appeared In the San Dlegg>
State College Dally Aztec, and i
Is   based   on an actual event.) i
By Dave Creen
Three women  simultaneously
liberated a men's restroom and
their bladders yesterday.
The females entered the rest-
room, located on the first floor
of the Social Sciences Building,
> talk ti
reporters.
d to go to the bathroom si
I came to the closest one,* sad
Claudia, who refused to gtve he
The flash of waistline Interest
to the ensemble Is provided by
an exquisite silver-buckled
leather belt, reportedly created
by a chain gang of New Mexico
Indians serving life sentences for
Covering the feet of the fashionably clothed will be knee-high
cowboy boots, perfect for 'kicking the living daylights'out of de-
Topping the ensemble will be a
perky cowboy hat. preferably distinguished by thc exclusive Lone
Ranger or Ilopalong Cassldy la
the unforgettable perfume mass
produced by bovine residents of
the campus farm.
If it hadn't been for the water,
we'd have been just another pretty face.
We found this old tray in the attic the other day. It's one of those things that
make you wonder how you ever managed to get where you are. We have to give full credit
to our water: the naturally-perfect brewing water of Tumwater, Washington.
We certainly didn't get where we are because .of our hard-hitting advertising trays.
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better In then
In the women's restroom. They
' said they could see better to comb
their hair and adjust their make-
"I enjoyed it,* Claud said.
One person who did not enjoy
It was Ben Krewsun, sophomore
"I was sitting there minding my
own business when I heard girls'
voices,' Krewsun said. 'I was
baffled. I was stunned.'
Krewsun said he started looking through the cracks to see what
was going on in the room.
■When 1 saw the three girls, I
stopped what I was doing, pulled
quick,* Krewsun said.
Krewsun .went outside where
some friends were waiting for
him. He told them what was hap-
r the restroom.
"One professor walked in and
une right out again with a big
grin on his face,* Krewsun said.
One of Krewsun's friends, Rick
Goodwin, said he will believe
anything now.
The women said they were not
connected wllh any movements.
They did admit that they personally support the Women's Liberation Movement.
•No, I'm not wearing a bra,*
Claudia said, "and I'm pantlless
When asked to comment on the
legality ofthe Incident, Shut Swift,
assistant dean of students, said.
■There Is nothing specific in
the disciplinary rules against
women usfng^men's rooms and
However, he said, Section
41301 of Title 5 of the California
Administrative Code and its subsection G may be appUcable.
Section 41301 prohibits "lewd.
Indecent, or obscene conduct on,
or In, state college property or
at state coUege functions." Subsection G prohibits unauthorized
use, or misuse, of state college
property and facilities.
"If this becomes widespread, I
am somewhat sure that a specific
rule will be drafted to prohibit
11." Swift said.
A spokeswoman In the Women's
Studies Program (WSP) said the
group does not officially condone
the conduct of the three women.
"However, -I personally approve of their action," said Cynthia Vurdyshaw, WSP staffer.
A Campus Security Office staffer said, "I heard about it, but
n't know anything a
Sigma Chi Yi
members felled by
mysterious odor
Seven Sigma Chi YI brothers
were felled by an unknown noxious gas yesterday morning.
The brothers, asleep after another of their well-known orgies,
were awakened by the sound of
scratching on the ground floor,
■ailing j
j  the   s
•I remember seeing th
melled,* gasped one of the felled
rothers. "I don't know what It
as. but It damn nearklUedme."
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RAZZBERRY FOOTNOTES
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN R
Tuesdayfest will feature 'Rottenest Show Ever'
pus* Is .scheduled for this week's
Tuesdayfest. to be held at 2:30
a.m. in the men's room of the
Business Building. Featured will
be Norman Bumpster doing his
famous soft shoe to the tune of
■Yankee Doodle.? Also on the
program will be the new student
government, bowing and scraping.
Friday Flick -
Tomorrow evening's Friday
Flick blockbuster Is that famous
celluloid classic, "Howl managed
to Live and Love Despite the Dean
of Humanities." The movie, which
was aimed on location In the
Engllsh   Department at  Fresno
State College, stars a cast of
thousands and features such notables as the Campus Security
Patrol and Philip Walker who
does his famous getaway act down
the back stairs with his files,
while playing himself.  •
Admission to tomorrow night's
movie is free, but students will
have lo pay to leave. The flick
wlU be shown In the Thomas Administration Building, courtesy
of Dumke Productions,  at 7:30
Gay Liberation
The   Fresno   State coUege
Chapter of the Gay Liberation
Spokesmen for the group have
requested thai only "pleasant
people, Up savages, and violence
prone administrators" are Invited. Athletes wlU alio be able
to attend. They were invited to
•come as you are" while taking
showers yesterday.
Toiletries
Second west wing of Homan
Hall (men's dorm)
winner today In th<
annual "Filthiest Bathroom"contest.
Head Resident Craig Holland
presented the coveted "Gonorrhea Filled Cup" to second
west representative Paul A. Davy
Davy accepted the
naming of the winner, but according to one official, "lend west was
the absolute filthiest as lt hasn't
been cleaned since 1956. They've
had seven cases of hepaUUs,
five of gonorrhea, plus their
shower room really Influenced
the judging as the drain was
clogged with 45 pounds of hair,
soap wrappers, and ass gaskets."
The trophy was emptied into
tbe urinals in a closed ceremony
late last night, and one resident
said, as he left puking, "what an
Silent films
A great program of silent films
wlU be presented in the Free
Speech Area at high noon Friday.
Ronald Reagan wlU be featured
In such screen classics as "Education be damned," "Freedom be
damned," Tunney by damned,"
and "The voters be damned."
Barf bags wiu be provided, and
there will be a short two hour
lecture on film appreciation by
the chief of Army Intelligence.
Hasty College
COLLEGE  MASTER
NUMBER ONE NATIONALLY
FRESNO STUDENT REPRESENT
224-1960
r FSC,* Bumpster stated.
The requirements will be aa
(1) A 3.9 grade point average.
(2) student  must possess 40
(3) Student must Uve tn Fig
Garden Village
. (4) Student must.be white
When questioned about his requirements, Bumpster stated that
they.jpere not too hard to meet.
•When I was In school I could
certainly have met the requirements. And you nave to admit that
rich students are In the minority."
Bumpster went on to say that
tbe four students In the EOP
program are being dropped.
•Not enough interest in the
program," stated Bumpster.'Be-
stdes, all we could-spare from
the budget after meandShoreling
and Fltkes and Rhea got our
$40,000 raises was $39.75, and
that won't cover too much."
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