1971_04 The Daily Collegian April 1971

              THE DAIliY COLLEGIAN RAZZBERRY, Thuraday, April 1,
ASB officers storm out of
College Union offices
In a surprise move yesterday,
student body execuUve officers
Bill Jones, Nat DIBuduo and Terry Stone staged a walk-out from
their  third  floor CoUege Union
Tbe officers' protest came In
the wake of a Student Senate
charge that the three were no
longer responsive to their student constltutents. The unanimous
senate charge stemmed from the
following "fiscal flexibility" budget revisions recently Imposed
by the officers.
Among the new budget provi-
-RedirecUon of Daily Collegian funds to finance the now-
expanded *FSC Farmer,* an Ag
^School pubUcaUon featuring full-
color   foldouts   of   the   campus
the FSC
drama budget (last year used to
finance six controversial plays)
Into the production ofthe musical
avaganza    *SI
Meets'The Three
budget, which formerly supported
the FSC band, orchestra and
chorus, Into creation of the
•world's finest* washboard and
cowbell band.
-Use of the Bookstore budget,
which previously provided books
for all FSC classes, to finance
an exclusive collection of Casper
the Ghost, Little Lotta and Richie
Rich comics.
-Use of tbe food service budget, which formerly provided balanced meals for FSC students, to
the exclusive preparation
of Okle-Flnger-Llcktn'-Cood-
Southern-Frled-Chlcken and
Mom's Apple Pie.
EOP Summer Institute, which last
year Involved several hundred
disadvantaged students, to provide the'educatlonal opportunity*
All funds not elsewhere allocated  will  be  "democratically*
•We are taking our
our consUtuents," said Jones,
•to prove that we have their
whole-hearted backing for our
•fiscal flexibility* moves.*
•And that's the whole ball of
wax," he concluded, as the three
descended   the   College   Union
Collegian exposes secret
Bumpster-faculty 'note'
March 22, 1971
MEMORANDUM
TO: School Deans and Department Chairmen
FROM:        Norman A. Bumpster, President
SUBJECT:   Efficient Use of FaclUties
It has come to my attention.that the faculty and students are not
making the most efficient use of some of the physical facilities of
the college provided by the State. As you know, the Chancellor has
directed'us to bring upour space utilization to 80 per cent of capacity
before we are entitled to any further new building construction.
Recent audits of certain of our facilities show that utilization is
iTlvin::
■Power
People' salutes.
Following repeated attempts to
locate Jones, DIBuduo and Stone
for their mid-afternoon naps,
Student Body Secretary Stella
Washington reported finding the
campus locations.
Stone,  with   a pencil raklshly
animatedly   discussing  his  new
robe  with the Infamous quarter
million dollar FSC computer.
his n
[-financed, fire engine red
Royce to Porky, the FSC
Ig School's prize hog.
Jones'  quest   for  support,   in
led  him to the news-
Dally Collegian
Through i
windows,   the
engaged I
I photograph of
his favorite constituent, himself,
hour. It Is my It
■n to e'
with  anticipated
Let me Illustrate the magnitude
•the auditors of 5
times of 10:00 and 11:00 AM sho'
by a total of merely 11 students
These  5 facilities have a total
' the day with unusual peaks and
pour and ten minutes after the
hese wide fluctuations in usage
ulty and great savings for the
f the problem. A^spot check by
designated "Men* between the
3d that these facilities were used
or a total of 18 student-minutes.
53 student-stations. Now this Is
less than 1 per cent utilization of the 2650 station-minutes available during this 50 minute period. This Is Inexcusable! We need to
show a greater commitment If we are ever to achieve the 80 per cent
level mandated by the Chancellor.
The main problem Is obviously Improper scheduUng. I am senslUve
to the large work load of the deans and department chairmen, and lt
Is  only  because of the serious nature of this problem that I seek
implementing  the  solution  ths
After being Informed of the problem by the state auditors I Immediately appointed two Blue Ribbon Task Forces to study the slt-
and present me with a plan of attack. The Task Force for the
Men's facilities was headed up by Dr. James Fllke, whose wide
range of experience on the campus and whose deep Insight Into
problems of this nature well suits him to the task. The Task Force
for the Women's facilities was ably chaired by Dr. Doris Flauk. The
two Task Forces have presented me with a joint report hi
referred to as the Fllke-Flauk report. The recommendations of (he
report arenas follows:
In the Men's and Women's
of 2 per facility,
be suitably partitioned off
faculty In the EngUsh Depart-
3. The deans and department c
r the use of facllit'les In their areas of Jurisdiction.  •
Your schedules for student usage of faclllUes are due In the Exec-
Dean's office in two weeks. The Fllke-Flauk report suggests
given to possible emergency use of the student
;. Special permits might be issued at the beginning of each
faculty use of the facilities should be curtailed.
To develop a greater utilization factor of the facilities under my
own Jurisdiction, I am Inviting the faculty to use them rather than
This will also in
communication between my office and the faculty which I
seeking to Improve
Copies of the Fllke-Flauk report are available in my office. I li
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Insight gets
quality award
Insight,  Fresno State's Journalism   Department paper,  has
Quality*  a
Institute o
Tne awi
editorial staff at a luncheon given
In their honor yesterday at Mac-
Donald's, consisted of a gold-
plated toilet roll mounted on a
solid porcelain wash stand.
Scooter   Repart accepted the
Big Mac, "This Is sure a big
honor. We knew that a lot of peo-
e using the paper but we
didn't
the quality of the paper, which Is
said to be soft and cuddly; the
Ink, which Is non-toxic and harmless, and the contents, which are
guarante'd not to bother anyone.
  **i««■
ild> Rep
|\ Repart.
!, even If they
Changes planned
in Collegian staff
It has been reported by highly
placed Maintenance Department
sources that sweeping changes
are planned In Ihe CoUegian staff
as a result of the Razzberry edition of the student paper.
Norman Bumpster. chief axe
wielder In the maintenance shop,
told reporters for the Fresno
. Guide today lhat the entire staff
will be replaced by the USA slate,
recently defeated In the Student
Government elections by 30.000
Larry Craggy, head of the USA
slate and new editor of the Collegian, now renamed the Dally
i Enforcer, said that not much will
be changed. *As soon as we get
the place fumigated, we're moving in. Cod help anyone who gets
Bassett: 'UFWOC lettuce
makes you sterile'
"Yup, yuj). yup.* saltj Bassett,
hii   been  proven  beyond  I
ubt that UFWOC lettuce makes
u sterile. And that's not all.'
uslve,* Bassett Insls
enough of that stuff a
forget  about your s
life.'
. conducted In Bas-
t by three high
school chemistry majors, was
held under extremely sanitary
and highly scientific conditions.
Bassett went out and purchased
three brand new test tubes. He
also invested heavily in 2 heads
of day old lettuce.
"Can't get no more scientific
than that,* Bassett claimed. *We
done all themcontrolsandevery-
thlng.*     „_
■It's easy to see where this can
lead,*   Bassett   stated.   "Those
ers will soon rule the world If
you continue to eat their lettuce.
Why, they might even fire Dr.
Baxter and myself, even though
we have been on their side for s
years. -Some of my best friends
E DAILY COLLEGIAN
THEATRE REVIEW
'Spud Theatre1 is mash hit
The Fresno State CoUege the-     last   night,   FSC  president Dr.
ater   season   began   in earnest     Norman A. Baxter announced that
pK^^Slvi      last night with W. L. *B1U* Jones'      the production wlU begin a whirl -
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production   of  'Spud Theater."     wind tour of BlU's and Natcy's
The opening night crowd uttered     father's ranches with abrlef stop
cries of "oh and ah" as Theresa     at Alpha Kappa Pst, Theresa's
Stone entered the stage as an     sorority.
H^**~       Egyptian princess and was close-
Br  .           ly   followed   by   Natcy DlBudlo
dressed as Marc Antony.
EUROPE
IjL                       The   plot   thickened   as huge
■fekta.            vats   of mashed potatoes were
One Way
wheeled onto the stage by Jones
as he yeUed to' the crowd   «l
CHARTER
worked like a Trojan on this production and my daddy says you
JET FLIGHTS
From Oakland to
The  crowd was quick to note
—Madrid A Munich - Aod. 26
the relevancy of the production,
Marseille A Pisa - Sept. 1
as they watched Jones pick up an
Stockholm A Copenhagen -
Ice cream scooper and throw a
Sept.6
pile of mashed potatoes at Natcy
A limited number of spaces
and  Theresa.   The torrid love
are   available  for   faculty.
scene continued between the two
staff, students of the
actors  as  the  captive audience
California State Colleges
joined   In   with Jones  throwing
Fare: $195
mashed potatoes onto the stage.
A  halt was  called to the pro
one way
duction when Natcy and Theresa
could no longer walk on the stage
For Information:
without  falling on the potatoes.
Office af International
4 was named          As Jones approached the stage
Programs
his advocacy      to     recelve    standlnB   °v*tlon
honors he slipped on thepotatoes
Thc Cal IforniaState Colleges
1600 Holloway Avenue
San Francisco, Calif. 94132
whole ball of wax.*
(415) 469-1044
After  viewing  the  production
Probably not-until Charlie Brown asks you
to drive this one. Charlie is the campus ref>
resentative for Hallowcll Chevrolet, and he'd
really like to have you take a Vega for a test
drive. 0
Charlie will pick you up at your door, and
Vega "will do the rest. First you'll notice the
room, plenty of room for four.people. Then
you'll feel thc power, the sports'car handling,
the low friction ball-race steering. Vega is thc
little car that does everything well, everywhere.
In the mountains, on the highways, Vega performs like a champion. And gets 25 miles from
every gallon of gas!
If you're as impressed with Vega as Charlie
thinks you'll be, Hallowell will show you how
to own one. But first things first. Give Charlie
Brown a call and set up a Vega Test-drive.
You'll care. You'll really care, once you've
driven a Vega!
CALL CHARLIE 251-3429
H
HALLOWELL
CHEVROLET
Shaw Avenue just east of Fresno State College