1940_11 The Daily Collegian November 1940

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- The Fresno State College Collegian
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Ed Owensby
Sports Editor
No-.»s Editor
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By Joe Hirimem
SOME . . . discussion has arisen over a dance
that was given Saturday night following the
Nevada football game.   Announcements for the
affair claimed that the jig was being sponsored
was understood by this that the campus connection with the affair was incidental. However, the nasty rumors that the local's interest
in the affair was more than social prcsists, although, we add, in justice to them, they deny
it. The rub comes with the word that the affair lasted until after the administration cur-
fcw-rl2—a lot later, we arc told. This little
squib is incidental, however, as plans are al-
ready being announced for the "alumni" sponsorship of a similar affair following the San
Jose game, by another local tong.
EVERY GOOD EDITOR
Today is the d.iy that all good editors come
forth with the time-worn phr.isc, "Regardless of
how you vote, vote today."
Even thouuh the statement is time-worn and
trite, the thought behind it is the foundation of
democracy. For as long as the American people
have and exercise a free vote democracy will en-
To vote wisely today is a difficult task. Durinc
the last few weeks the air has been filled wirh
such a barracc of political propaganda that it is
hard to dtxidc the facts of the case.
Lies, twisted statements and figures and application of facts with no bearing on the election
have been thrust upon the public in wholesale
quantities by both parties. The election for many
has boiled down to a point where it is a matter
of which candidate they hate the most, rather
than which they think will make the best presi-
BURTON ACKER . . . put up a pretty convincing .••-tors' when he appeared on campus last
week without his Sigma Tau pledge pin. The
"boys" accepted his excuse and a new pin was
soon found. However, rumors began to waft
around that a lilor.de was seen wearing one of
the Tail pins. The members, nn checking notes
found that they had nut pledged any girls this
time—not even blondes, so an investigation was
launched —and sure enough it was Acker's.
However, we should add that Acker really did
lose it, or it was swiped, and hands not belonging to Acker gave it to the blonde.
As college students we should be able to disregard to a large extent the lies and false issues
and vote intelligently for the man we honestly
think will serve the United States best during the
next four years.
Once wc have dropped the canvas curtain of
the voting booth behind us, the ballot is ours to
mark as we sec fit without regard to verbose
speeches and political bunk.
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IN THE UGHTER VEIN
(With.Apologies to the Texas Daily)
With Leap Year rapidly drawing to a dose it is
not amiss to make a few editorial comments on
the subject.
Some people arc disappointed because they
have not during the past year seen young ladies
running down the street at full speed pursuing
some poor man, but for most gals that method is
too "pastoral." College girls resort to more coy
and subtle means. For instance:
1. The Slippers and Fireplace Method. The
femmes use this unmercifully. They show you at
every opportunity how demesne they arc. When
you comment on a dress and swear you see an
exclusive trademark on it, they'll look up at you
and ooze, "Like it? I made it." Then you must
begin telling them how efficient they are and how
they'll save some man a lot of money. They think
these career women arc just too boisterous. Woman's place is in the home, they tell you, and you'll
find out it's your place to be put there, if you
2. The "You Can Always Turn to Me" Method. This can easily be spotted by over-sympathy.
It is usually characteristic of the extremely intellectual girl who never goes to dances but is always ready to hear your tale of woe about the
litde blonde who stood you up. She wants you to
be frank with her, and she is frank with you (she
says). Boy, you're real pals. Nothing serious, just
occasional coffee date to discuss Dewey's latest
brainstorm. This may be all plaionic on your part,
femininities...
. . . robes and trains
I candidly remarked:
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AMBLINGS
SPKAK1NG ... of supreme sacrifices for women, here's one for you to top. A freshman student pilot found himself in Martin's predicament so he appealed to his brothers in flight.
His fellow students readily acquiesed and soon
raised his price—$5. However, here's the thorn
on the rose. To declare himself an unquestioned owner of the money he had to plunge his
head—clear up to the shoulders—into a drum
of oil that had been drained from airplane motors, which he did.
brother; but you can bet that cup of coffee that in
her case, it isn't all a case of mind over matter.
3. The Woman Suffrage Plan. It is probably
the most successful of all three and the type used
less frequently. Most of the users are the girls who
arc studying for a career, or try to make you think
diey arc anyway. They may talk like they long for
the whir of the typewriter and the press, or arc
just dying to find some cure for cancer, or intend
to direct their energies toward improving law but
you can count on this just being a Reserve Plan;
that is, in case they don't land a man, they aren't
particularly interested in starving. They'll talk
about women's rights and bemoan the fact that
women arc underpaid all because of man's ego,
but show us one who'll turn down a heavy date
so that she can devote more time to her lab work,
or law problems, or wriring her "prize-winning"
All of which just goes to prove a definition of
marriage: marriage is a girl pursuing a boy until
he catches her.
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The reason college boys don't put out their
hands when the f re making a turn in their cars it
that they ain't octopuses.
MENU
Tuesday, November 5, 1£
TABLE D'HOTE 30
Bean Soup
Roast Beef
Tamale Pie
Chow Mein
Vegetable Plate 25
Broccoli      Spanish Squash
Parsley Buttered Potatoes
Hot Rolls
Coffee - Tea - Milk
Chocolate Pudding
Student Union
Cafeteria
LISTEN!
Guys and Gals
We've got some stuff here that we arc
willing to sell you at less than cost prices
just to keep from carrying it over to the'new
store next Spring :.. maybe!
Here Are Some of the "Good Dickers":
Watch Our Bargain Displays
Fountain Pens, $1.00 value, now 50c
A variety of standard brand eversharp
pencils 	
Colored Paper, small size.
Budget Books, formerly 25c, now."  14c
Celluloid Eraser Shield, were 25c, now„.   10c
Paper Portfolios, regular 10c, now    lc
Scotty Desk Pads, a 50c value for... 29c
Girls' Socks, regular 10c, now 5c
Laundry Cases, a bargain at $1.25, now
only _  89c
Paints: Oils and Watercolors, were 25c,
now 2 for   25c
Velvet Pencils, No. 1, regular 5c, now    lc
Fresno State College License Plates      . 17c
FSC Reflectors      17c
College Seal Stationery (just the thing
to write home on).. _ .35c
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INTRAMURAL
Gangbusters,
Mu Alphas
Win Games
Leading 36 to 24 at half tin
the Gangbusters downed the
Newman Club in the girls' gym
last night 55 to 39 in the first
game of play  in
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■gQUJBftlAM SPORTS
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Bulldogs Trip Nevada, 7 to 6;
Poore Returns to Competition
Patterson Plunges Over Goal to Score;
Mickelwait Kicks the Winning Point
Captain Emie Poore celebrated his return to competition by
inspiring the Fresno State Bulldogs to a scoring drive which set
up a victory for the Statera over the nation's highest scoring grid
squad, the Nevada Wolves, with a score of 7 to 6.
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Texas Mines
Will Oppose
Fresno State
Third Annual Game
Scheduled for Nov. 11
At Ratcliffe Stadium
The Texas Miners will invade
Ratcliffe Stadium Armistice day
to tangle with the Fresno State
Bulldogs in their third annual
grid battle.
DALE MICKELWAIT. Bulldog
guard, who kicked Ihe; point
alter touchdown, scored the
soventh point which v.-an the
Nevada-Fresno game (or FSC
COED TENNIS HOURS
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Learn to
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l'lr-1-hour lessons fur $5.00
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