1971_11 The Daily Collegian November 1971

              COLLEGIAN FORUM
Opinions expressed In Collegian
editorial* and
guest writer*, are not neeessar-
lly those of Fresno State College
•r the student body.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN
EDITORIAL
Take time to vote today
Today Is election day In many Fresno County communities. To be
filled by today's balloting are such positions as school and irrigation district board memberships.
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a low voter turnout Is anticipated. However, for several
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Most Importantly, all candidates fo
effects on local gi
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Additionally, politicians are <
elections to judge the Impact o
n particular, could have r
emment. For example, In thieXentral Unl
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All the political Impllcatl
the recent strife that ei
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the recently Instituted 18-yea
i the parts of their public offi-
about an opposite result.
;   privilege   today.   If y.
i all to grasp Is the tragic
written on the faces of
inds of homeless refugees.
n asking you to join me and
lembers of the Student Sen-
V, which we would otherwise
Enjoy yourself.
The life you lead
may be your own.
If you enjoy your work, it
shows. In your personal life
and in the quality of the
work itself. That's why we
look for people who enjoy
working with people.
Helping people. Because
that's what a bank is all
about.
At Security Pacific Bank
we are proud of our
contributions to the
betterment of individual life.
Assisting in all things that
help people function better
in areas connected with
money.
Now, what can we do for you? We give you training that
exposes you to all phases of our banking operation. Then
we give you the responsibility that you need to prove
your abilities. This system works so well that most of
our people achieve a corporate officer's title anytime
after 18 months.
If you enjoy making decisions that make things happen,
start now. Make an appointment to see our
representative today. We'll be on campus
Friday, November 5.
We are an equal opportunity employer.
SECURITY PACIFIC NATIONAL BANK
Consulate In San Francisco,
another can eat. perhaps, through
compassion, we can come a bit
In the -Fast To Save A People."
Phil Sherwood
Student Body President
Liberal 'hoax'
obviously lost.
The editor of the Dally Collegian promised this clandestine
group that he would make sure
that they received the best news
coverage possible.
It was with great hope that we
began our endeavor. A hope, that
we might be able to change the
if the longest histories of In
Itivlty to one that would a
I   acknowledge  the needs o
e dubious distinction of
e of Sherwood's first
s to the Student Senate,
question asked me by
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verted. We managed an election
in such a way that there was no
opportunity for a dissenting
voice. In the spring of 1971, the
great Morals" of Fresno State
banded together and decided that
not really relevant - chose as
Its candidate the "Great White
Hope.*   Phillip  D. Sherwood. In
Condits
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I hereby give notice to Phillip
D. Sherwood, Charles Deveauand
Dave Collins, I will do everything
to legally expose you
continuing to be ripped off by
this pack of shit-eatlng rats, don't
question, don't ask where the
$1,106 in the senate travel budget
has gone.
Because It doesn't matter. You
people;   look   at the student ad-
oseph F. Guagliardo
Senator-at-Large
>r the College Union
>
I am writing this letterbecause
I leel a compulsive need to express   the  gratitude and appre-
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Sherwood faces tar, feathers; •  ;
narrowly escapes hanging death
In an unprecedented move yesterday, the Fresno State College
Student Senate voted unanimously
to tar and leather student body
esldent   P. D. (Pip) Sherwood
and h
■ him r
»t today.
nby
his legs" and w;
er  Sherwood ei
FSC wins
coveted award
for ecology
Fresno State College was
awarded the *I Sacrificed for
Ecology* Award yesterday before
an Impressive crowd of nearly
13  people  In the Amphitheater.
The award, a year's supply of
Sear's re-usable toilet tissue,
was presented to FSC's President - In - Residence Norman A.
Sherwood, by the Honorable Ronnie "Recycle* Reagan.
Some of the Impressive actions
which garnered Fresno State the
much-sought award were em-
wood with a dull razor blade
for   obvious   ecologically-sound
s included:  helping
nlng to use funds earmarked for
"underprivileged" students.
Earlier this month, Sherwood
had voted to not appropriate
$50,000 to scholastic programs
at FSC. He along with other students and faculty, asked that the
wood's discretionary fund and be
used by Sherwood to finance ac- '
tlvltles of Ihe Senate.
Most senators agreed with
Sherwood's plan to keep the
$50,000 inhlsdiscretionary funds
and most wanted to use the money
worthwhile projects for the
the college. The
.senate had planned to use the
money for a steak and lobster
dinner for all senators and atrip
to Hawaii for 10 lucky student
legislators.
Senator Steve (the Rock) Soriano, Introduced Ihe tar and feathering resolution after he learned
that Sherwood was planning to use
the money to finance a trip to the
French Riviera to study low-cost
housing.
Soriano said, *I wouldn't have
minded Pip using the money logo
to the Riviera, but we bad already
picked the names of the 10 senators who were going to Hawaii
and I was one of them.'
Soriano said the worst blow
came when Sherwood did not even
invite one senator to accompany
htm on his Riviera trip.
'When I learned he wasn't going to Invite anyone from the
senate, especially me, I knew
something had to be done,* Sori-
When all the senators learned
that their steak dinner a:
I trip
e the foul pi
y engaging In
chemical warfare on cowblrds;
flooding the campus so as to create mosquito spawlng ponds so
further Investigation could be
continued on the relationship be-
students;   putting   signs   In   all
•go" before they come to school
so water on campus can be conserved; and sending out FSC's
dally quota of ten million memos,
thereby helping eradicate the
over-supply of trees running
down Blackstone Avenue.
The FSC Food Services was
awarded the special 'Small Step
for Mankind* Ecology Award for
its fantastic, strides In Its ongoing research into the feasibility of recycling 'waste products
into edible selections for the
menu. If you recognize anything
on your plate,  be proud of Ihe- ■
Important research project.
wood used the money for his trip,
all began to loudly voice their
disapproval.
Campus Police had to be called
into the meeting when usually
mild-mannered Senator David
Fox, chairman of the Senate
Board on Publications, suggested
that the senate lynch Sherwood
on the spot Fox proceeded to
throw a rope over one of the
lights hanging in the senate chambers and began to drag Sherwood
over to the rope.
Campus Police arrived Just In
the nick of time a* Sherwood was
about to be forced to Jump off
the senate table and be hung.
Dave Collins, senate medlato
asked senators to keep thing
•cool* and asked Fox to retui
to his seat and take down U
After the Incident, the senate
moved Into the vote with all sen-
continued on Page 6, Col. 5)
Fraternities
plan year's
'good deeds1
The Fresno State Ioterfrater-
nlty Council announced today
plans for this year's good deeds.
Baxter announces resignation;
will become Collegian editor
Fresno State College President
Norman A. Baxter announced today that hewas resigning as president to take over the -job- of
editor-in-chief of the Daily Col-
leg]**,
peUey»~ -.-..-
. Baxter announced his decision ■
In a press conference held at the
college early this morning. .< -
•The paper is too critical of -
me and all the good things I have-
dona here. Besides, if yon want
a Job done right, yon have to do
take part In the rr
the image
which Is at a new lc
Delta upsllon a
they would have a car wash tola
weekend to collect funds to help
the Apollo Market eliminate their
oversupply of Coora beer.
Theta Chi announced that they
would be holding weekly potluck
benefit dinners to raise money
to help send an unldentlfled ■ 11 ttle
sister* to Mexico for a
A Gala Bingo Night will be
jonsored by Sigma Nu for the
filled by -Scoop* Fulkerson. Ful-
1 gave him the Job,'
ASB president, wife, hangers-on
will attend Grand Island conference
Phil Sherwood, Fresno State
College student body president,
announced the latest In his series
of trips for the benefit of the
student body.
This fourteenth excursion,
funded by the badly depleted General Fund, will consist of a week's
stay at Grand Island in the Bahamas. Sherwood will be attend
ing   a   convention   of   current
Fresno State College student body
presidents.
- Accompanying Sherwood on his
trip will be his wife Nancy J
and
Sherwood's last trip, to the
Western White House in Western
Fresno, drew fire from some
critics since it occurred only two
days after the semester began,
hangers-on vital Sherwood claimed that he was
if the mission,     tired.
•I never travel without my valet
and chauffeur,* Sherwood com-
Some of the reporter Jobs will
be filled by Chuck Dick, •Horse*
Schorllng, Schyler Rehart and
John Duke.
lngly. They have a lot to learn
about the news game. If they don't
shape up, out they go.*
Funds for the controversial rag
have been restored "forever,*
according to the new editor, and
salaries have been raised. The
editor will now get $87,000 a
semester instead of the former
1800.
•It's
id with a grin.
ma Rhowlll be hosting a "Guess How Much the Ma.
nure Weighs* Sweepstakes Spectacular. A giant sack of 'meadow
mnffina* will be located la the
lobby of the Ag Science Building.
The object will be to guess the
total weight of the sack. Prizes
will include a week's paid vacation to Harpaln's Dairy Stockyards, and a night on the town
with the Ag farm's prize-winning
sow. Two bottles of Buford'sBag
Balm win be part of the above
prize. All funds collected will go
towards a one year pas* to toe
(Condoned on Pag* 6, Col. 5)