1937_05 The Daily Collegian May 1937

              THE     COLLS.GIAN
This is the Razzberry. 19S7 model. There is no sense to the
olamed thing, nor is there intended to be. Every year aboul
time, the Collusion warns its readers that by reading the editorial
in this issue, it will gain nothing.
This issue has been put out mostly in fun—it is half serious
naif in jest. People who get razzed are the center of ridicule cnl
because of the reasons pointed out. They can escape the next edition by correcting those errors. People who have no sense of humor
haven't any business reading thc thing in thc first place.
. This warning holds true for this issue. We warn you, without [
further reading, that this editorial has no value. Yet you. like a
stubborn ass. will go on reading until you finish.
That is thc funny thing about human nature. Tell a person that
he is not to d« something, and he will vow that it must be don*.
The same holds true with you. Twice already you have been warned to tum aside to another and more profitable page. Yet yo 1
persist. There is nothing we can do about it.
So be it. Benjamin Franklin, in"one of his famous essays, one
failed to write: "Why drink water when the price of beans i>
ri»ht?" Although Franklin made this statement over two hundred;
years ago. it still holds true. People have not changed, and neither,
htw the price of beans, which is neither here nor there.
Since you have read this far and there's no doubting that you
^ave, we are sorry that we must call you. as we did In 1936, a
"Love In Bloom"
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