1948_05 The Daily Collegian May 1948

              Prjg* Two
- Th* Fresno Stat* Coll*g* Collegian
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Philosophy
By FJmer Ruaaell '48
I mot J.i> through hi» cirl friend. Suay.
a thin |K-r.\i.!.' BSaSaa with a Bag heart .itul
a .(..liar BBJ* n it. The only tsxteaj BS* cri|">»''l
IwasSsaf   Bras  her  hank  Book,   hut   •
mhttwa* BXwis** ss |ag
He i* a producer of very bad and very
profitable movies: they are filled With gunfire, leers, sweater girls and cliches. But
they fill the theatres in the corn belt. And
thev keep Susy in chinchilla and peroxide.
\» I sa*a I •ft. re. S*sS1 a** B v>" bag heart
BS* hank B*aW*hr* BB**1 BafasBlta, BO
-hr ***■ BBS wutil.l tr> t.. met tn.
lay a* A junn.r writer. A jimmr wnt.r i» a
hullywxsod rxpre*sio* Bo exsver literate rns****
iti.l relative- .i rsrotawcrra a bum l>> an\
• ther nam.   ha- n.■ pfCltigl    I   had  txi-1  come
real "t th.- amy, no I had I'l.tit. ol rrwaiaaj hi
IBM
job
THE NEW REGIME
The will of more than 1,000 Staters
vvas expressed this week in the annual
spring elections. The result ol* the voting
ts a new slate of officers for she corning
school year.
No sweeping statements can be made
at this time about the next year. The year
will be. as far as student activities are
concerned, whatever the recently elected
leaders want it to be. If they present
something of interest to the student
body, council meetings will be amplv
Jt tended.
If thev plan effectively for Varsitv
Varieties. Fate being willing, the show
will result in a good-sized addition to the
war memorial fund.
Council and Ws are certainly not
All of the college student activities—but
thev are important parts. Another equally potent one is student representation
on administrative committees. Whoever
conceived this idea had Something.
Whether or not the Something will be
given a chance to develop into what it
should be the strong voice of students
in administrative affairs -is a matter
that must, for the present, be left to conjecture— and to tbe new Regime.
Suzy said to be ready at 8. so I put on a
tweed suit and a pair of horn rims—I didn't
hav* time to get a crew cut—lowered my
eyelids, and tried to look bitter. I was really
dreaaed for the part. In the movies a shiny,
low convertible would have nosed to the
curb, and I would have entered the car bashfully ; it did. and I did.
>u/y m.nlc th.   iatiodtxctiofis quickly;   |a>
-miVd" through his -hitn   set of porcelain anil
offered m«- a i.it. sweat)   hatul to ■
a*0****Sj bul>;i'i| ini|H.it.iiitlv im.hr tin  ill IIISSJ
wheel, and he had Bo Sola hi- arm- »tl***jhl t>
8X4   a  grip a*   thr  wheel    He   ilr
they a**** te have blown sw.jr
\\.. ll l.-t it rest for now and try
to scale tbe height* BS*
The Arts Rumor* b.ve it that *
certain Floyd Poore i* now train
ins himself for a career on the
-la*.- Ah. 1 can see it now. Floyd
is in costume, lie enter* snd ssy.
Stage now leaving for Cal*a. Fow-
,', h Ia....!mg
ai gste number one."
Advertisement: I've been .mokin'
»    (bakcotT) tor nigh onto
uuink)   If   ye.r*.   nun   snd   boy
(honk)' I will say they (snort) are
mtchty powerful gsspsrs  (wheel)
Denture.: The beat cure for dull
.nd BBSS* teath I* s paste in the
mouth'
New Csrs: The ISIS Zipper, now
on display, really ofssn. new ves-
ta*** of the future No door handles
to bother with. Just Up the upper
and slither out With s Zipper it *
sn open and shut esse'
Social Note: Several people are
Kiting a party thi* week.
Ant.-Social Not*: Several people
(ConunarJ oh peer 4)
SOFTBALL ACE
Now thst I hsve hsd s little tl
t< recuperst* from thst hasting
I took from your able reporter Tues-
,la) I would like to submit this
one letter in sn effort I
BBSW*S* with Mr Kng.snd.-r snd any
,,n.   SaSt   «h.. .loesnt  get  the  idea   I
I  trt it  .cross li
wbst    flrey   letter   of   i
!.... k
A. I «ee tt (an.l remember tbl. la   I
only  my   own  ..pinion).   Mr.   Bag    «orld  ia the  I sited  Nation* (
lander,   or   Ssnrbo.   I   don't   know | anlsatlon.   It  i
impossible hsranaa of a *
hs.e  Russia  snd   the   '
I nlted   States   engage   In   s   a
What  axes  he think  I *sm. s x
■MaaWarf  1  ran   assure  you  I  am   '
not    I   once  thought   thst   s  gun   '
battle with the enemy wss tots of
fun. but that waa when I j«*> ■
out of s Navy "boot- enmp 1
fooling   aroond   la  tha   ,
l.lands.  I get  .wot* Uutt th* |
Nsgssskl     It    was
country   What rd Uka to aes «
■war*  thaa   anything  el**  i
ime* Can real honssUy My t
(Cemumaede* **gr4)
in II \
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"lay."
SsaXy
r la* me?
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.ill
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"I'm not goin* to buy you nuthin'."
^h.    StB**S*s*   her   fool   .in.I   *j**Ta*a   her   at
awaj    Her  BB*r*f  lip WSS  pure  Mauri, e Cht
slier.   |a\   rWacwSai hi- pwdsjj   tmget-  ..n  t
•  '..!  ami   ItBaWXa   BJSlflBSS
"You don't have to be mean to me. Jay.
Her eyes were pregnant with tears,  but
wasn't afraid of her crying-»he wouldn't ruin
a good make-up job for me.
^he h.i.l lav fooled    I waan'i fry**' la m..k.
"Then why did you say those mean things
to me. Jay?" She blubbered Her arm was
around his neck again, so I still had hopes
1 would get the job.
What  .1..  yo*   I -minded
I. II  bbs yo*  lew*  sat  Ir**."  H.r  tinner
BSJ a tjeatn oa hi- -hirt t'r..nt
"OK. I love yu". What do you want?"
\- bsBJ a- <WWf BW**f to at t like that. rXBBB
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know that »he and Jay were all right again
She also told me that I would have had the
job if my voice had been a little higher
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