1923_01 The Daily Collegian January 1923

              THE RAZZBERRY
(0 WAD SOME POWER THE GIFTIE GIE US TO SEE OURSELS AS OTHERS SEE US"
STATE COLLEGE OF FRESNO, FRIDAY. JANUARY 5. 1923
MISS FUSSEY FLAYS FOX TROT
INNOVATIONS
ADVOCATED BY
GLENN HARRIS
fright Sayings oiMTERERAT^DANCE ASSURED: [Crowd EntraiicedL^-ffi-Sia^ED--
the Children" FROSH MEMBERS SPONSOR PROM i Actor: Who Is He?   BOSS  FIGHTS
.v. to pla.
their money .
,■:!,',' ..M.Tla!',"', to roll dice upon.
"Mrs. Grundy Says-"
"Yhin™o7the had Jxamp
Some   good   advice   for  Kathcrinc
K'a. r :   Iion't sjien.i any more week.
-nils at  Stanford.    Y-a  i n.n't  l.-.r
f,.'.m alia- aa'|..,...rm>-ounarr noCt il/rf)
Will someone   ask   George Kcnrns
how ii   feel-  t.. lie absolutely owned?
wha "HubTrSntiUo'shy i
wre did Mary Simpson get I
It    ..ar'   th.it  Herna-   llu.|s,.n lik
to ride In a ccrt.m
Better   watch   your    step,   Arli
Dumpy Is beating your tlmfr-UVt 1
Wc'are all wonder inc who the fait
ful gallant is in Chicago who writ
ma Mansfield can put us wise.
Horrors!    How could  you. Vein-
stay your last week-end away from
r Johnnie!
We notice that Vema J
leaves assembly early so that !
set her psychology—which se.
Wh™ is the"'],i'i
who sits so patiently the who,* „.,
to"?o™ ho1™?"' K"gmt Brosoahan
roil «t pSd"for ravtag ? ™ *
Coll_egi
genia,    Garrett   from    her   «
Island."    (Do it now. Bud!)
Hall of Fame
Fresno State College has some of
the Immortals numbered  among   Its
Colege's'Greatest intellect   Al Serpa
t  Bluff— Al o*.|»
College's Sweetest Dear..._..Al Serpa
M-. tint:    taa..-th.a   for   a   oh.rio-.i..iy I ■   .
ood    time,   thc   fraternities   c"
talc College will gather at an
.:   ...     ,   „ th- newly initiate
I., r     ..'.   th-  fl.it- to get togcth..
°frOiemol.l"r "frnrmemlK-r. 'to" ha"  ',"■',
■ 'I'l'nat   BLUE   LAI
MODERN DANCE
.--.    Wnile il n .1;     .a-,   u.. M.im-    -..    th-
-flla   -M.si- \-..-a„:-    -i.syfi.-d    about -him.
rr. the. c un- nun. -     I „'■   .   -
.'-''' :   '  : ■;■■■■'.;  .     •.
'•-.n^ irant*. :!ui-..-nti    ,. nto'ry   knight,   who
txi:y
BILL CROSSLAND
BACKS    SELF
INS.B.RACE
Co-op   Is   Flirting   School;'
Forney Promotes Sales
by Novel Scheme
t- -.1,1, judging by
1 •■■•■'-'■   '■   -Ibythedanc
ri      , "r h. pl"n^sor,ltne
.1 !'"h,i!i' Satar
original HE MAS.   Thcr
al out and out for what
II II,: can't change It, »
cs with ME. Julius Cae
on Bonaparte and Spu.
.re but  pigmies compare.
the  Presidency  upon   the
: of tackling thc job in
MS.    I qualify in ev.
-   Reliable  Shoo Store.
I believe that the Student Body i
the present time b run by a bunt
rfmT.
women,  but
learn, he i-
Fock.-ir. Sometimes, indeed ui—....
it U Foek-y wh.. is trying to flirt wit).
them. And often they fall, and then
 is the time when the unfortunat-
ng  paid   over   all   her   cash   I..
ie.    A    a matter of fact, Fucsy i
•iiictime; it 11 not Fox ie v.ii ■ 1
g the work, but one of F..\cy'
~    men fall fo,
111 I.I. CROSSLAND.
AN OPEN LETTER
TO PRES. HARDING
MYRON BLEDSOE.
Keaton Is putting ot
She stnigKled frantically, desperately
to tre» herself, but his overpowering
quick struggle—and— "I thought that
m-.j- ti.-.     Finally   ti
5 STB-H0?
-ir.e-. of life so completely,
in her wrath, and then sat
Red-Headed Politician
Make* Hit with Co-eds
.     Hank ..ILee., that
Hi   e  FoXl-  lull tl - JU
lare   high   school  ha
to sell .tuff.
ho»*up<ir»r<'workl
AT HIS I1EAH
SHMK   NuTKS   UN   SPANISH
Tin: si'Ki.1. <uv.ii.k-iT;
TO   DR.  WALTON
Ratcliffc Leaves Faculty;
Hits for Bright Lights.
tin 1 .,!,.,... fariilty. He has joined th.
I'rovlncctown IMayers- Association, a.
i-I.tln« the title- or Caesar In Sliap-
Rattych-ffe thc best of luck, and tn
ivij,  Pemlergru-s,   Jew
Specimens Loaned to
Zoology Department
ii..    M- li -M  !    •-    -t.-p    -n    -
BACK OUT NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD
YOUR PEACE, SAYS M'CINITY
place today when Un
sophomore at the Fre*no State Co
lege, married Jean Toodles O'Riloy
Statues, a modest member of the Alpha Theta sorority, and the beloved
daughter of tatridt Dumas Isadore
Flannagan Stamcs.
Thc groom wan tastefully clad in
green flannel and 12th century- armor,
with several pink bowa carefully arranged in selected spota.   A purple tie
that thc armor was worn as m protection from the wrath of the bride's
Attending thd groom was Terranre
Pat Mllligan Maggee. with other menv
bers of the Order of Poker Players as
The Stamcs   house
te *te?
u von McGinlty, who pi
rmon, made full us. of t
Sc
nettle...    As th-  L.
tire.1 in chiffon, Mc-. b-Tl-'P. <r.-|K-.!e
chin- and  canvas   tnppe.1 down  the
.truck the hour of 10 p. ir   —
TrmG^oWaPndMinPitil!obothof
the State College, and they «jKmteer-
SmM esp*ainA"Bt£.t "the
■nony wa. already prformd, and      .
way, the preacher was now in no con-
ditfon to Tlo anything sens.Wc.   Upon
hearing   this, .the   thwarted   Muplc
■ mi-,  ,-h?    T.il  ver.    Who  know,
la-t..,.   folk-!     He   i-n't   ...  liar.
le.i.te.l.l-  he seems.     If  >-U  a-  n:
iitel""to i'i'.! *.'"™K.ing "To'ii!CLAii.l"J
.,,1- .      Lnnladie, of gcHlr
;;:i^:;\tr'
,.;;.'."cm
WELLS PINCHED;
GOES TO BULL-
PEN THIS TIMEJ
Take you car. and don't get ii
„.„r, 'ti. .ih.." -ai-. ■ ni he.l Ju.
. orichton. as "J.ilbml" f*^*^
...here it had been
for thirty .lay-. "No more speeding
for me.'1 replie.1 Walker: "do you
think I want to serve that thirty d»y
.- glanced at his
watch. "Twelve minutes; to
that   Sigma   Tau   v.. . tin..-.     -.
,terp.--l on the ga.«.   T»cnty. t	
five/thirty.   tHrt>-five,  forty,  fifty
!rap." ■sa'd'th'e°'J'udR»rS"ni phc-- »•
lones^all^te       m   o
"There are five «»»•»•' o^~
Mule addressing^
^or'go"^ an'1ii»&attap_*rW
'mi for the valuable
nation that Mr. O'Brien had im-
'vi^ell.'EHrj'u.'li
In brains he is lacking.
His mind is a blank-
To be perfectly frank;
"Andlikew'lsea'Mliar.
And so he's an Alpha.
A blooming good feller.
The 1923 Chevrolet is •
time-tested product th»t
will deliver a full measure
of economical service.
C. M. COFFEVG