1922_12 The Daily Collegian December 1922

              THE
COLLEGIAN
riikrkrti
YELPS FROM
THE BULL PUP
NEWS STAFF
SPORT EOtTOB. Emmett Buford. LITERARY EDTTOR. Audrey McCuIlough.
ORGANIZATIONS. Amflle Stenberg. DEPARTMENTS, Nadme Barrack. HEAD
WHITER. Nina Huber: FEATURE WRITER. Laura Webb: EXCHANCE. Clyde
Emcn. UwTcncc Pclcn. Alfred Serpa. Dori, De Ucy. Glnm Harris. Walls m   Pcleri.   Vernon   Smith.   Donald   Rhodes.   Velma   Damme   Manny
your button for a dollar.
forget the greatest n
, but with that bit she will go a long wl
merry one all over the U. S. 1
-i worthy cause.
EDUCATION AND DISARMAMENT
More than eighty per cent of the revenue of our republic goes
to preparation for future wars while less than five per cent is given
to education. Is it just or sensible that thc proportion of <
< -vix-nditurcs should be thus? Arc we wise in turning so niL_.
of our energy to the development of brute force and so little toward
mental training?
Which do we need thc most: thc trained soldier or the expert
thinker? Which would be thc most effective in the time of war:
the mobilization of a thousand soldiers or thc mobilization of a
thousand chemists? Which is thc most important to thc welfare
of thc United States: the construction of a battleship or the
building of a university? Where would the four billion dollars of
our national revenue be most profitably expended: in developing
t he brute power or the thought power of a nation ?
Tho answer is obvious. Thc mobilization of a thousand
chemists would do more toward winning a war than the mobilization of a million soldiers. The expenditure of our four billion
dollars revenue for educational and industrial purposes would go
a great deal farther toward the strengthening of our nation than
thc maintenance of our army and navy.
°* STAN KYAJ
hope gone. You're cinched ...
rout. The only thing for you to
to ship for China and try to for-
NK1
'"warkkVh
Agony
to  Fresno  to  claim   her  sheik   and
jr Ryan in the C. O. P. game ?
Jack Dungan doing a Spanish da
at a student body meeting?
A..^taking out son-one besi
Tohnson    getting    sbmeth
in the Collegian?
if thc^dorm'itory "the am offS
m of playing barnyard
living in the fi
-i'/atr*2038rCo.I|e
\  FLAPPERS  DIARY
iplit.    Might    be then!      Wonderful
.    Model  collar  ad.    Nothing I
Jlrement.    Thinks  he's   a  lad!
l     But—oh.  ladies.'—and  gent
.   Chief supporter of the
. .College cynic.    Superior ii
Say, old t	
riNe case Thelma Harris and Clarence
"lists  developed  last year?     Well'
■SSsPSft
—YE  BULL PUP.
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America
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America's Greatest PfaiuW	
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Greatest  Leader	
And shapes the idle gallanines o
so** hands that light the fuse and
dig the trap,
Finger,  that  spin th* earth  and
plunge through shame-
ad yours, that lie so lightly in your
Are only blood and dust—all are the
What mastery direct, them through
And (int. these delicate bone, so
'on drop your head.' You'aieep. Your
Loosely.  lta  some  half-   opened.
in hour ago they burned la mine and
Annie,    with    banners    charging
low they are cool and white; they
Curved In a .mile. Tie mystery
—Louis Uaterrneyer.
CYNISCOPE
ho say. ah* will act tat yoo kiss her,
The trouble with taking a pretty
fthrr Into the souptrStttE. iSSS.
en, of the disruption of a lot* affair.
ecause they hate a woman and be-
rtries.    The  war.
fa of peacefully submitting
*ircn£th  and   (2)   hy   brute   in
BEHIND THE SCENEBY
By i. C. WELLINGTON
Preview of Vached Uarfaay
Vachel Lindsay's new book. "From
„feacWeve^e^andjn«S^S5or^lt'h
lie first four poem, an la U.'mo't
I moralising vein; I doubt
'lether he ha. ever written anything
s worthy of print and paper than
he Tol.on Weed," which la dedicat-
to the Springfield chapter of the
Antl.Tobacco Lean*.   But the other
pages give us this lusty singer in hi.
.r youth.    He loved ti
flappers flap and chuck him under th
irber, promised him by
acred Trees of Naplei
spot would flourishes a
THE BOOKSHELF
tain.  Lindsay",  three  R'a, hu  own
:ayme. Ragtime and Reli.
gion.   But a new ingredient is added
-a restraint that firei these line.
if "The Congo".    Obviously Inspir.'.!
hajaaa Ballet, it begins wiui an *) [
ingle:
rhe animal, went in two by two,
Goodbye, my lover, goodbye.)
[Tie camel, the cat and the kangaroo
fi... i!iy.\ my lover, goodbye.)
Hut the fir t   eetlon, with its broa.l-
.. a_ „,.i,(ro,_ |, folk,,,.! a,
u riTSt toiT'-^Tir? ph!me °1*n"*r on °" 0lyn'pu* ■* ^ffiSSl^M^""
SOUL THROBS been a wild widow once or twice and k, , ,.V :
  felt that Teter pan had the right dope and  metaphysics.     The   nakar,   h
T°.G;'-,?- all alomr.    When Mary hooked  her- :     -  i     :-at  is  cro*Sed by
soul goes out to thine * ' . the   ions road; the Ch.r
mutual  understanding *"  'nt°  "*  three-inch  high  heels, „],., „. with a barbaric sweetne.
On the Lnicoln Highway.
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rw.;,
men.lou      |s.--.:.ia-.|.
Up. historians, and
It is not the i
spin does  she V™ To'beho'ld"^'
who •will   successfully  rid   herself  of
society.    On  the  contrary,  it  is
woman who kl.«Tk
scent she  frightens one.
fool than he suspects.    Sure
lowmay be  f. r.
ceived, but who will pardon t
knowing full well that he 1.
. .-ed with by the edition of the
Bee, so w. extend them the paternal/
and friendly hand with no V*sen»
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ilayed on anybody's I
Hocus Pokus had slipped a little flii
She endured more pain than a
thirty-five, but that aint It
Even the minister w
ailed him "my boy" ai
lane on the   h.ml.ler
Thy,- v
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She   countered,   and
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The "Boy"  did tl
Two days later he nearly beat Ped-
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