1922_05 The Daily Collegian May 1922

              THE COLLEGIAN
4,hr (EnUrnian
Published twice a month In the interest! of the students ot the State
\ VIOLA JACOBSEN
.    .   JENNE&SL.F
JSliiD Edition EDtlcQ by
llinln Si. JarobMtt. '24 9rrano
(Srnrral Jfrma Staff:
ELSIE KAI.J1AN, Feature Editor; JOHN' PAUSTINE. Sports Editor: EFFIE
'" r-lfTCortoonist;WII.UAM
 Vclmo lie,
Daniel Mainwaring. Marjorie Parker.
tnhur J, .„. 	
 . He rood K.i spa i
Cornelia Richcrt. Doris de Lacy.
To The Class of 1924
i to the average institution, fc
ir-year college, a Sophomore i
that our Sophomores have bee
Sophomores. That to us mean
Sophomores are our graduates wl
one who usually lives up -to the tl
wise fools for they have not. Bu
this institution for they are the ones who have directed us in our politics.
During the whole school year they have led us in all undertakings and have
done it with credit.
To this graduating class comes two special honors. First, the majority-
are those who are to follow one of the most noble professions of all—that of
teaching the "coming America." What could one do more noble than to teach
young minds the true ideals and standards of citixenship—minds that :
day will be prepared to make laws and execute them, just as graduates
now ready to do? The privilege of shaping such minds is indeed greats—and
is one of the highest attributes payable to a person for does it
genius to create a genius"?
The second honor is that of being the first class to graduate
college. • That alone has difficult responsibilities—for are there t
cedents to establish and new customs to make?   And does it not
and foresight to establish these so that they can be traditional and worthy
of tradition?   These and many other things are just part of
They have established a
,onderful
picnics, professionals, dances,
In the general activities of the school, they ha'
ers ahd have secured passage of several important
These and many other just as important undcrstan
distinction and make them worthy of praise.   Hail
i the event of Sophorc
the upper class to h
eneral get-together,    i
Commencement
The world is mine!   hWs Comme
ment Day.
My happy future,  like  a blosson
Will open to'new beauty every h
My knowledge broadcast I will fr
' —Edith Mae Fors, -2
KollegeKrunis
Say, don't you
Think the Sophs
Are lust about
The best people
Oon earth?   Of
This modestly, but
The other classes
Realize our
Froah, to make
Aa peppy and livel
A Soph class as
We graduates ore.
We hope you'll
Miss us a bit
And that you'll
The class of "24.
—E. S. K. "24.
A gallant young buck named .
Approached a fair coed one de-
When to her he spoke
She said, "Kid, got a smo
Jut the poor fellow fainted aw
Artialir &rratrl|PB
lege is the Art Department? Wher
you have a vacant period and hov«
nothing to do, take a look into the
Art Studio. As you become acauaint-
ed with this department y
there are phases of the work that are
not always known. There arc experiments of every kind being performed, also practical articles arc
made, real advertizing methods
taught, costume designing of —'
value and a love of the beau
lost ferocious old witches and
iqbUna  dona    in    entirely  different
The other day,   seated   upon
itch bank, the members of the
roe and forthvwith drew its lik,
"he sketches were very lovely
u noticed the new
is designed and executed by Albert
If you see some one floating along
the hall from the art work rooir "-
the studio, in a decollete eve
dress, a dainty afternoon gown, i
crisp organdy, do noto think you
missing a party or on afternoon
for it is only some of the costume
sign girls trying color combinati	
materials    and    designs    on    living
Eckoes from tke Razz-Burcl
College Hall Copers
'ai!,,; of Rook,
Edna:   "Cant.   I have an Interme-
ncdiate Methods Test comli
io'tos.""'     "        ,   .
'Edna, come    to bed.    It
irn the lights off."
You can't get lost in the Dorm
°.\Io.°t B»au«ful—"Elvira Bowker.
Most Popular—Buelah Kinder.
Man Killer—Marie Buckett.
Fastest Talker—Al;,    Smith.
She wears 'em High—Anna Mae
Sleepiest—Sadie  Williams.
Bug Specialist—Harriett.
Heroine of Touching Scenes—Do
Biggest Joke—Ruth Noel.
Wittiest-^Jo Warner.
Nosiest—Pearl Muller.
Prima Donna—Lucille Galion.
Quitest—Dorothy James.
Smaljets—Ruby Lersom.
The Giggler-Dorothy Wilhite.
Most Romantic—Matrimony Mary.
Cry-Baby—Ruth Pterson.
Sanpseer—Alma Alway.
Siamese Twins—Mabel and
■:
Sweet Thing—Edith  Thurman.
1
Mth?r iTa^t^ViolVwiS'ans.
Statesman—Edna   Bohner.
Coach—Edna   Ronton.
Professional   Ditcher—Bertha   Ech-
Marie Bucket wears them shorter.
George calls Mildred UP.
Lillian PearsOn makes eyes at her
ir.-t fella.
I    Bill Peters is shocked at a laborer's
profanity.
Sun Ryan»*torts in high school.
Wayne Storms starts a Chaplinctte.
Karl Smallin learns to smoke.
|Kenneth.gets spanked for proposing
id Alice.
Thunder   and    Lightning —
i    r—Elvera Simpsor..
Knight of the Kurling Tongs—Alice
Neatest—Florence Schmildi.
Titlans Favorite—Verna Anderson
School taw Shark—Edna Norby.
Early to bed—Ruth Christen en.
Dorm Fiddler— Lyslc Walton.
Greatest Disturber—"Dorm Mouse.'
What    started    the "pep"-epidcmic
iat is raging at present?
!
Ity game, of course, Faculty mi - ■■-
'acuity    w„„-.en. Alpha    left-h
rotees    of   Tcrpsicore.    We wondt
SPRING SPORTS IN THE DORM:
Archery—Superintended by   Danny
:upid.
Salting  Beds at  Night—See room
-.inns.
Playing Jacks—Coach Ruth NoeL
Fortune telling.
Wardrobe duettin
•Cnterwalling at 4
Early morning w.
Studying Math E
Why did the dorm girls have s-
i leap and hungry look   on-   Rai
Because they were dangerous i
equals O."
Walker     (awakening—"Hell,
that work for n
—-• MacDonald. the bugologist,
played first base durnig the Faculty
Men—Dorm Girls baseball game.
John Palstine noticed this, and
queried: Why have they got v'-
playing first base? He ought
out here catching files."
, Years Ago Today
a Ellen.'
C-eor
Simpson    and    Neilson
May Get Busy(7)
We still have about five weeks of
school  left this  semester.    Possibly
(but not probably) that will be suffi-
:lcnt time for Tom Simpson and Loser Neilson to get busy and make up
iome laboratory  solutions    for    the
Chem. classes.   It sure does make a
fellow sore to be all ready to do an
.xperiment ond then find out that the
naterinls arent prepared.    We hope
that the laboratory assistants will at
t get busy soon enough so that
poor Freshmen of next year will
fall to the same neglect as did this
e Baldy ignorant of
runs for an office.
Shaeffer   shocked   i
itarts 'in September and that m
»e time enough for Tom and Hi
get around to making up any
ailed "Grandma.
Raleigh  Borrcll
eight    just 150
thirteen years i
And Today
Mildred calls George DOWN.
Lillian Pearson makes eyes at
irst fellaa.
A laborer Is shocked at Bill's |
fanity.
Stan Ryan enters college    for
No hair in sight on Wayne's ui
P-
Karl buys his first pock of ci|
Kenneth    gets    horse    laugh
uecning Ellen.
George Baldy ignorant of the
itence of any one except Lillums.
Viola runs for an office.
ileigh Borrell tips the scales :
Smythe—"I sec you lik
ig vine" type of girl."
V.   Smitf.-"Yes,   the
ten a man has made a lucky strike,
d just because ho stamps his foe
if it true that he's well posted?
A Sure Shot
IVo Jags were returning home of	
ing off on a tear lasting nearly all
'Doesn't your wife u
sse occasions?" asked o
'Not often," replied the
•ows pretty straight."
Tough Mugs
Tilly    (irritated)—"When
lan he remembers it, ur ' —
Ryan (ditto)—"Well,
nan he dont!   Get
We Give the Syncopated Horselaugh
Die supersedate Marion Maddox.
Jweet Mr. Huntting.
Ml   these   high-school babes   who
ne over in February and think they
: the cream of the College.    They
their girls at all hour,
-ost It the night.
Marguerite Gilstrap
Johnny Nowell becj
> lets the fellows w
stter of excuses.
5liza Repsher becaui
of a rep for trying 1
■-iKly on the compus.
Edna Hopkins been
her   hair.     **"
awful?
Bumby R
I't it le
"P;""^
ilorylouise Chalup for her conceit-
1 idea of her own importance.
■By" Hunkins    for    thinking he Is-
clcver enough to go with two girl    ..-.
i. Anna Moo Walthall and
Dorothy Brown.
Moore for her    numerous
lurhorscplay gets  just
it in psych.
Wc hand the Razz,
i to Dan Main-.
Johnson, who
Razz-Bird  for
Cynics are always a joke.   They get
very-thing but the kick out of life.
He—"I've got a swell story to tell
I you; I dont think I ever told it   to
She—"Is"it really a fine one?"
Ho—"Oh, yes, a fine one."
■Ml
An unwelcome guest
Is a terrible pest
my hour of the day or night;
n I've got a term paper to
DB. C K. PHILLIPS
508 Rowell Bldg.    Fresno. Calif.
= ORGANDY g=»
Dresses for Graduation
Postele Shades db 4 /\    *■» £— All Sixes-New
lrtth.natato.of      5))lV./5      V«* Arrive and
GIRL'S BASEBALL
HAMS CHOSEN
been chosen, and the tntorcloas games
will be played off during thr —*
chosen, a Teachers' College
-     i| and a Sophomore Team made
Esther Winnie ...
Edna Norby	
  First
  Third
l.i'n-iun,   Helen   Hcndrickson,   Blanche
Junior   college   freshman
Edna Ronton - -....  Pitehei
Josephine Warn,
Henrietta Cornell ...
Mildred Bossett >*.
Mamie Pilking>6n ..
..  Pitcher
. 'Y,,"m
Anna Nystr
Substitutes—Edith' Framei Alberta
Brunton, Parilee Jackson, Zartoo
Hagotian. /*
SCHEDULE OF GAMES
Sophomores vs. T. C. Freshmen,
Tuesday, May 23rd, 3:30, T. S. Play-
J. C. Freshmen vs. T. C. Freshmen,
Wednesday, May 24th, 3:30, T. S.
Playground.
J. C. Freshmen vs.,.,..
,-., M.,v 2Gth, 3:30, T. S. Playground.
:.      v..   T. C.   Freshi	
Monday, Mi     "'
X:T
May 29th, 3:30, T. S. Play-
Let Us Frame Your
Graduation Picture
Our framing department
equipped  to give you  the
. kind of service you desi
at reasonable prices.
BYFIELD'SH^
Shop of Gifts
We Carry a
Complete Line
of
' Wilson's
Atkletic Goods
L. H. Weilkeimer
1026 Broadway
FRESNO
Side Lights on
Zoology Trip
Emmett Buford may be a good Ford
THE COLLEGIAN
Club Scholarship
Standings Announced
Club scholarship standings have I
been announced by Miss Schaeffer,
Dean of Women. In conformity with
the University of California custom
-'   publishing  scholarship   standings
the Daily Califomian, the orgonlin-
.. ins committee of the Fresno State
of the rating of the clubs In the
Collegian.   The standings are:
,  t.-.kii
ipered that Dr. McDonald
lg manner with the fail
—-tming from -
Pacific   Grove
women of the resort, especially
in eating houses.   Ask the boyt „
*•»« °n 'ho trip, they'll give you
the silver spoons, numbenr,
th-
ik the boys who
..... organization is above .a
_     age.   It is the rule of the or-
, ommittee to put on pro-
Ibation for a seme t, r    -
ter.   ThePcUibs
while at the ocean. Jean Starnes
gave Emmett Buford the impetus thai
resulted in a good drenehing, anil Dr.
McD.  assisted  Jean   in
I   ;1       Ruth Dibble took
There is a bright nnd sining star
baseball. ' Tis none other than E
ir.ett   Clayd.     With   precise   nccura
h,- .wnttod Hi. Fi.hiT of the Hopki
on the side of the face, with
i■•!, 'of the Pacific, whci
weed" "Joke number three!*1!*?
thoughtfulness   the   tent   door"
and the  camp protected by h
We don't know   what   grudge Dr.
McDonald holds a gainst Clinton Sie-
bert, but we do know ie- tii, ' -     '
Clinton in the surf.    The
side of the wharv.M    Looks bad Dr.
The Zoology students are cxeelle...
feed that Dr. McDonald provided
Forum Holds
Election of Officers
Election of officetj for the next
semester was the feature of the meeting of the Forum last Thursday eve-
i
elected:      President,   Richard  Hefle-
bower; Vice-President, Agnes Soren-
—n; Secretary, Grace Peters; Treos-
.■ de    Mallott:    Sergcant-at-
-ms, Emmett Cloytl.
Olive Toll, Annie French, Elizabeth
Alpha  Thcta
...2.043
 2.071
Alpha 	
;idcd that no
ohation this
expected to
" committce^s'^ons'idering "lowering the required average to a 2.5 average, but probably the present avcr-
Comji.irison   with   the   average
I scholarship of  clubs  at  U. C.  shows
that the rrcsno State Clubs are ma-
i.ighcr in scholarship.
Bathing
Suits
Homan & Co.
Athletic Outfitter!
2043 Mariposa Street
A Gift for the Graduate
They have worked hard in preparation for fhe "finals"
and naturally expect a gift in token of your approval. They
should have it.    Don't disappoint them.    Have you seen our
Einstein's1
-WUrtTltucniii/MyhtuI
"Keeping Dollars dt Home"
Thousands of people board railroa
scat themselves in the cars j
home, unconcerned of their
hands of the Engineer.
I trains each day,
st as they do at
destinies  in
Likewise, thousands of people deposit their savings
every day in the banks, without a thought of
where and how their money will be used by that
bank. The Valley Bank is a home bank and
uses its depositors' money to develop Valley
business, build Valley Homes and Develop
Valley Ranches.
The VALLEY BANK keeps your dollars at home
THE VALLEY BANK
SAVINGS—COMMERCIAI^TRUST
J AND MARIPOSA STREETS
day afternoon. June 1
lie Thurs
vcrview.
First Women
Receive Sweaters
According to the constitution of the
ily    women     who    have
-ui.,1  ii.ii   points   shall   receive
ilkeY
tional points. Cardinal numerals will
be added.
The first woman to earn points for
her sweater was Ruth Pierson, the
second was Helen Renfrtr*. • Besides
these there are about five who have
earned almost enough points for their
New Historical Additions
Received for Museum
Recent additions to the Fresno
County Historical Society's Museum
have been received by Mr. Emory
Ratcllffc, head of the Social
Department. They consist of a Colt
revolver which wo* presented by Mrs.
J. S. Bowdish through, Mr. David An-
Confed-
Licutenant  Joh
rtWe'ls   the   official
s   of   Fresno   County
published    in     1891   by  Thomas   H.
,'i   n,, on.    .It   contains   a  map of
e Board of Supervisors.
Summery
Frocks
Of Bright-Colored ORGANDIES
Spring has gone to the rainbow and the flowers
of the 'field to borrow her colors for frocks fof
Spring; and for material she chooses organdy, the .
very embodyment of the spirit of youth.
Here at the Wonder arc adorable styles, bright,
'crisp and new—needing only frills of self-material,
an edging of lace, or a touch of simple embroidery
to make them wholly alluring.
A Desert that is a Food
A Food that is a Delight--
Benham's
ICE CREAM
Your
most
wholesome
food
and refreshing
delicacy
Eat it at
least once
a day