1922_05 The Daily Collegian May 1922

              THE COLLEGIAN
QJlfi? (ftnllwjian
Business Manager .
. \V,0ljU1^ifHUDSON
.    .    .    .    .    EDITH FR'"-
(Srnrral SJrme &toff:
ELSIE KALJIAN. Feature Editor: JOHN PALSTIIME. Sports Edito
..LlSTIN.Ogiinizatiore Editor. Wi I I-VCR \wl-ORD StairCortoonist:\\
I'Kll H\ Jokes Edito
Harris."  Bemice P
alfosparWDaiiJef bewaring. Marjorie Parke
A Duty to Perform
Boost The Annual Collegian
Boost the Annual Collegian! This is to be one of the finest books eve
attempted for publication by a college of this size. It contains everythim
a book of this type should, and even more. The staff has been working har
and" fast all semester to perfect it to a remarkable height and deserves nobl
credit and a merit of honor.
Appreciation of such fine workmanship can be shown only by each an
every one buying an advance publication ticket, which has been on sale fo
several days. For those who do not secure one of these books, a great los
will be experienced, for it is worthy of the highest support 1
can be given i
Boost the
be Annual Collegian!
Consider Others
Our library is for the use of all the students, so   why abuse it?
morning this week, an obserer saw three students deliberately scribblit _
to look as well as any other, so watch out for your pencils, and if you mi '
"Keeping Dollars at Home',y
Thousands of people board railroad trains each day,
seat themselves in the cars just as they do at
home, unconcerned of their destinies in the
hands of the Engineer.
Likewise, thousands of people deposit their savings
every day in the banks, without a thought of
where and.how their money will be used by that
bank. The Valley Bank is a home bank and
uses its depositors money to develop Valley
businesses, build Valley Homes and Develop
Valley Ranches.
The VALLEY BANK keeps your dollars at home
THE VALLEY BANK
SAVINGS—COMMERCIAL—TRUST
J AND MARIPOSA STREETS
State College Wins
Tenr\is Tournament
On Friday, May  5, tennis touma-
, „   a  a
adera. ,      •
Fresno succeeded in capturing fo
.1 ,.f five matches.
Results were:
Women1! Singles
Moore,    Fresno, vs. Flor-
.-   I eal,  Madera.
Fresno, 6,3; Madera, 6, 0; F
Fresno, 6-2, 6-4.
Mixed  Doubles
Stanley     Ryan,     Mildi    i
?r,-nn,  vs.   Blanche  Cooke,  Kenneth
Madera. 6A- Fresno, 6-4;, 8-6.
Expert Uses College Lab.
The Agriculture laboratory will be
itv  of  California  Plant   i
lii'n   1,  at   present  employed  by the
.    mi
vl-.ich is so detrimental to the fig
We Carry a
Complete Line
of
Wilson's
Atkletic Goods
L. H. Weilkeimer
1026 Broadway
FRESNO
gllP]
"Titles Tell"
CLUFF
BRAND
Fruits
Hominy
Oysters
All' Fancy
Qroceries—
At All
Merchants
NOTICE TO GRADUATES
Notice Ms come from the office thatall
candidates   for  graduation
immediately to the recorder a
May I. I<H2.
New Publications
£earley's
Books
HII. C ILJPHIULIPS
THE
LARK
-Headquarters
for Refreshments
Our soda fountain drinks and
refreshments are delightfully different, refreshing and delicious.
T'" Lark
1212 Jay Street
Opposite Klnemo Theatre
Wonder Hat Dye
Straw Hats Made New
Colors and Renews Faded Hats
Cut Rate Prices on
Our Staples:
NOW
Former Price
50c Stationery 39c
25c Woodbury's Facial Soap „ _.... 19c
50c Pebeco Tooth Paste  39c
50c Pepsodent Tooth Paste : 39c
35cFrostilla , ..25c
25c Cuticura Soap 19c
35c Listerine 22c
50c Listerine 39c     $1.00 Listerine 79c
Colgates Natural Soap..
Colgates Talcum.... 20c
Colgates Tooth
Paste  25c
Colgates—
Shaving Cream..)
Shaving Stick ...>35c
Shaving Powder)
25c Lavoris 22c
50c Lavoris 39c
$1.00 Lavoris 79c
10c or 3 for 25c
Gillette Autostrop
Razor B lades
Hind's Honey and
Almond Cream....39c
Palm Olive Soap,
4 for 25c
Mulsif ied Cocoanut
Oil 39
FLOYD C. LYNN
DRUGGIST
1045 Van Ness Phones 4506-4507—5510
Phone Orders Promptly Delivered
Prescriptions Carefully and Promptly
Compounded
THE COLLEGIAN
JBlrths, Marriages and Deaths
MAlHUED—Adrey   Borrell, 10,   ol
Malaga, and Helen  Kiysor,   23„  ol
MARRIED-^Shorty Martin, 25, and
Pauline Ebbert, 15, the bride being
from our old 'tuclty home and the
groom a native son-of-agun.
BORN—Mr. Valentine's first Idea
survives the pangs of birth. (A second Is expected shortly.)
MARRIED—Watta Saphead. 18 I
Imo Prune. 6.1, both of Lone Star. 1
is expected that Mr. Sapheod's vet
—Oh dont keep your -society   sol
small.   People might call you snobs,
—Snobs 7   I guess notf
—Yess,   really   they   might.    You
might be named the "Awful Thetas.1*
—awful—aw—listen   here,
ou think— •
cant take a little piece of
advice without choking with rage—
■You cat, you shut up, you—
■Yes, I w-i-I-1.   Goodby, dearie.
Today's Scheduled Events
lira- Bird to
12:46—Stut
rz appear ir
ll-.'-Pr''  '   an
12:46—President McLane refuses.
1:02—Poor sports who have been
raised appear before President Mc-
Ijinc to urge expulsion of staff.
10214—President McLane agrees.
1:04—President, McLane serves notice upon RnnBIrd staff to leave col-
CKl':b5—Staff bids goodby to grieving
l:05J4-i-Exodus.
SORORITIES AND
FRATS RECEIVE
CAST IRON RAZZ
oh Lord, the conceit.
Alpha Thetas Given Advice
—Hello.   Is this the Alpha Thetas T
—But we dont want any advii
—Oh, yes, you do.   Don't hang up!
Dont.    Are you still there? .
dearies, this is all I want to say. Why
Kodak Time
Is Here'
For the Best Kodak
Finishing Bring Your
Films
As basebalf players ;
•e on the' subject, we
r hairnet. Yot
r you Agendas realize how broken up
Iculah Kinder will be when she has
d-leave Tom and go to Waikiki
leach. Take pity on her and mitigate
er sorrows by presenting her » "'"
ne (half) piece bathing suit.
>. K's Have Popular Member
The hand-pointed four-eorncrcd
Emon   to    Mildred    Aton,   the
For Your
Party
"Sunshine" Cookies. Cakes,
and Pastries are so dc-
liciously good that they
arc the one thing you
with   <
dence knowing that they
will be enjoyed by your
Serve  "Sunshine"   Cake or
Pastry   at   your   next
.  party—
—Eskimo Pies sold at our
1470 Van Ness Store.
Sunskine Bakervj
Ed. Morris, Prop.
2020 Fresno St.
> sophisticated. We firmly believe
at no one could ever convino
that she iant the prettiest looking,
attractive, best-dancing,
ir girl In the college. Great
guns. Da Kapos, take her down a
lotch or two, in mercy to us. And
say I If you run a girl for secretary
semester, get her to pay her 8.
is. The last Da Kapo secretary
i student body forgot to pay her
THE PATRONAGE
OF THE
STATE COLLEGE BOYS
Play Ball
Base Ball
Season is
Here I
Get Your
OUTFIT
and
SUPPLIES
From
Homan 5" Co,
2043 Mariposa Streat
Imported Organdies 5*%^&3$gn SS
for Graduation Dresses  JJ£* permanent finish, a frockof
.idc.   Price, the yi
EinsU
leinsIn<
••Wbtn Vrkt ani Quality Mttf
Swimming
one of the finest
sports known.
^r
Fresno Natatorium
1725 Broadway
t SHADDOW|
in the ring or .on the box U
instantly   recognized-  ;
mark of quality.
A. S. Shaddow
* SPORT SHOES
For the
College Girl
We feature many pretty styles of Sport Low Shoes
and Flapper Pumps that are so much in vogue now, at
our popular prices—
$5.75 to $7.75 a Pair
Hosiery to I Reliable Shoe Co.
Ms&?ur     925-929 Van Ness Ave.
POPULAR OPINION
Popular opinion is the expression of the masses.    It is the
guiding hand behind Government action.
Popular opinion summoned delegates to the  Disarmament
Conference;   slashed   naval   expenditures   and   scrapped
battleships.
Popular opinion frowned on Government extravagence and
officials halved thcirbudgcts.
Popular  opinion  has  become  economical,  conservative and
thrifty.    Can the individual do less than follow these
A bank account is the Treasury Department of the Home.
You arc its Secretary.   Are you efficient?
"TheGovernment deposits with us—Why not you?"
The Growers National Bank
MP*
At Near by Stores
You will be glad to know that
you can now get my cakes,
freshlyj moist and dcliciously
melting, at almsst all grocery
stores. Devils Food. White
Layer and Yellow Layer — 25c