1922_03 The Daily Collegian March 1922

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THE COLLEGIAN
College of Fresno.
®{if (EnUt?gtan
in the Interests of the sti
The Agony Column
Business Manager '.
tc Business Manager
AUSTIN. Org.inljati
(Sritrral XroiB £tnff:
,..,-, t,   WII I.IAM PF.TERS. Jokes Editi
na Flci-chncr. Velma Harris. Bemicc Hudson, jonn
Marjoric" Parker. Cornelia Rlchcrt. Herond Kaspar
O.iwford.
an^Ci!
Is Your Word Good?
p.irsi    the Agony Column will not
entirsly go out of being.
\ l-..s is 111 be placed in the foyer se
that students mas turn ... nil Cxi
Ariuis material. Agony Material nlv
ma-  .a left lit the Collegian office foi
imisl isc signed by the writers name
.itinu the Collegian (lase gone hack on their
s'ot keeping onss word i> the sir™ thinrj us h.
sen who d.xs not keep his word
g dishonest.   For no on
i- in college so will [h-SMil--.be
Blow'n Off Steam
a       .•!.',
offending trash into a pocket
have them now-a-dav>. or hun
,i; ; :.,i.,-s- IRving the free use of a place
all our own.   USE. NOT ABUSE'   Let's
A Student:/
Seems ns'if the Rcgul
lee might put the Frosh I
i Student.
Com-
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gum papers (
the Rex is all loco and batty
Tenderfoot-HowMt'
Ike—Why. in it the Chink
the cowboy down I
Ike—And the play has the
livin' right through!
KollegeKjrumsj
II NNIES'I thing
i-:ni_i-r 11 IE ZOOUAB
AND DISPLAYS his bad
FEATURES generally.
U<i|)MS.sMI.
1 CANT make out
I lOW HE his
REASON TO FUSS, il
HE CAN work in
THE CHEM Ub
IT'S THE MOST fcrec
SMELLING PLACE
AND THEIR odors come
OVER TO OUR I Jib.
AND WE just about
CO CRAZY
MAYBE THEY'RE being
GENEROUS, but
WED JUST as soon
lllEYTJTxrstingv.
I Tl I.WK YOU.
Arttstir &cratrl]rs
The Arts and Crafts class, under the
direction ol Miss Whitlock. has been mat
ing party  icarfs.    These arc  made  i
: '
ers an.1 embroidered witl> beads.
series of talks has been given by tl
,!.|.M
:(udmg color arrangement and design.
iss Dukes.  Miss Bradshaw  and  Miss
lock gave these lectures through the
im i>! an irrtcrprctcr.
They have -just begun work on
ling and are showing signs of becom-
",;;;.' it
1,''I,r^l,l;,i'wi-
,,..:, .ic.rk the other night and tlv«i[
he was dmnk. The lepurt further -tu
that be and his High School lucid- c.n
out to school and pretended they Wl
monkeys. They climbed .ill over the r.
of the school and acted in general
mmkevs ore supposed lo uet     It comes
Johnny  Martir
brown cscd girl
!-KKskMeraM«"h
naturally of a loss
inarming brown haired.
igdi-pi-siti. n'
:c girls ho nequ
tell wh.it thes arc going todo
WuvncSl»!msg..t nuns ,!
tor cporl [olh. \al ionall.ua.J-     Wavne
hud a parts . n ih.it night ar a ! i
let   the   Nan. rail   Guards   look   out   for
! what happened t
Mr. L. Buford.
the five Important questions, viz:   wnc
what, where and whyi   V..
It an n. .dd to jhc members of Frcsni
State College why Thomas McKoin shouk
cx-U. C. Coed and then «rhe
girl grew vexed over it. he stopped sccini
her.    The old   urn must have a lot o
m r Tom. wc wonder how sh
docs it!   Or maybe it was the fair yourn
lii .   V '.'!■!      i ■:.    -. !'
. indents. ,t seems that wl
are degenerating back int., our higl
school days. Wc arc now the Young Higl.
School of Fresno State College. Gentle
reader you may ask why     Verily, it is
absences and tardiness.    We. "a? Collet
students do not realize the ' *'
a college course, so we irw
but  stem hand guiding i
Odes From A rd is
THERE'S A BjEASON
On rise darkened window |
lust three lect -a:r. .-.-■ I lie i
S, I,...Is li! ,-. in • ■ hi" :
THE POEM THAT LIVES
Th il to his vest he pressed that day.
He Insi-d lull well int.-* rougcy lips
And Frettv cheeks of reddened storve^
Perhaps the rsiwer was loscd that hiu
Beneath the lashes of her lid.
.-:.■'
1 ,'c courage whin the lire doth st.id.
. „.:hinks 'twas puppy love
linn'lingers in the mirhy heart.
. ,,,„     .„i,-s vr« l.piiU.SC
■rsTvice hath Cupids dan
.V;Xhashispuppy^la>;S(|ir^j
SeOT?»
ingliand. and gently push you toward
v !jC''t,beUbte'*for se'rx>ol.'pcrcy0you
' tWh-r " "\VH>, knows, hut th.it'
-s  mav  reach a  stale  th.i'    I. linns
'■'■:■•'•
HI  I  Ol-   I1I1-: HAl I.V      Ah. then it
■'    ■-like old high school das-"'
-'- Agnns   1 ■ '
-    Jph   about
But Dick got hold of
Dick    .
Itbcf re I
oungandcha.i.
It   sCCms  that   Velma  Mills
e   of   the   pror
itudent  body  a
"RoV Larson —KATIE
Tke Giggler
EMERGENCY CASE
"Iins gentleman swore he'd die without
.V.-.hlherg -Whv J«s \rt Johnson use
aii.Tmntoi *
class flunked It.
Y,
|SS„
P'ss.        	
-nt McLane was
sh"
.,;.
TlrT' HiSUO,C
throughout   the
'iW'o,   a.'-
pr.Juccu large comb and
Vhc his no mustache he shall bring out
--..-.li. i
hrt.^ii and brush his clothes.
II he ha- no cloches he -hall bring forth a
blacking brush and poli-h his shoes.
11.1II tuh. wuh wat
id lake a bath-
PR IVAC? BE _D
. .ie-1 wish I could
Hc-Thc feeling is n
And the Editor gets the blame!
Her—What lovely roses' How fresh!
beiiese there i- still a little dew- on them.
I Inn -lit. Aw!    Ihere is. but I II pay It
Shorts Martin (translating French)—
I hi- r. uic is bordered on one side by a
rceipicc and en the odx-r side by a large
lull "
Prof  Rothwcll' In Ktandc blauc' does
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