1953_02 The Daily Collegian February 1953

              -The Fresno Stole College Colreejori
COMMENTS
No Right To Gripe
--> Hie other' day we parked our car in the corner
parking lot across Del Mar Avenue from the student
union. Walking across the lot toward the union, we
noticed a slightly angry individual examining a dent
in the fender of a car illegally parked parallel between
the two first rows of diagonally parked cars. He was
cursing volubly.
"Why can't these blankety-blank so-and-so's (quote
has been slightly edited here) watch where in the
world (here, also) they're going?" he vouchsafed. He
then proceeded to further berate the individual or
individuals unknown whose vehicular maneuvering
had been the cause of the aforementioned defect in
We had to grin a little at his distress. We are one
of these hypocritical goody-goody guys that likes to
see such an offender clipped once in a while. Maybe
it isn't the old Christian attitude, but we thought it
served the individual right
Maybe' that*s because more than once, parked properly in one of the near-90 degree angle diagonal lanes,
we have found ourselves with what seemed like a
two-inch clearance on each side and with one of these
parallel guys parked between rows directly behind
us. If 8 a good trick in such a situation just to get out
without scraping a neighbor, let alone worry about
making an impossible turn in space enough to miss
the parallel boys.
There are illegal parkers and there are illegal park-
ers. We would tend to sympathize with someone who
received a ticket while he left his car parked for five
minutes with the motor running beside the library
red zone at 3 AM on a Sunday morning.
But the guys who block often-used campus driveways and hinder the entrance or exit of others into
legitimate parking spaces for most of a school day
should be snot at sunrise.
^Mtnty fs.    Wong
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