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2     THE DAILY COLLEGIAN
Thursday, February 0, 1973
GIAN
EDITORIAL
'Peace fire*?
In the tradition of Clifford Irving', 'hoc*' on Howard Hughes and
Jack Anderson's 'Irrefutable evidence" of 13 drunk driving-citations
IsstMd to Senator Tom R.gleton, we now have Richard Nixon's 19.
y.ars-ln-the- making 'peace agreement" in Vietnam
Now it waa ■■ [early understood thai Nixon considered Ihe American
people stupid ha was reelected, wasn't he"' hut II Uas come as
quite a shock le many (hat Nl xnn also considers us tone Idiot* as well
as being stupM.
Peace has t>cwn reaches! lit Vietnam ' Now really Klchanl' twill.
American pilots conducting more than 100 dally tfoml.lnv. att.ro" Ifi
Laos, f amhodla and northern Vietnam, how can you say "[tear, has
been reached-" With Thleu's AHVNs c.ioduc!lr»j more than 200 bomb
Ing attacks dally in Vietnam how can you say -we now have a cea.se
ftre In Vietnam'"
Th.t. there s that mil ,„ little n.atter of the z.70<> fttHy equlppo.!
smerlcan military personnel Nlion serif t.i T hleu two days ago He
salil they're just there to 'advise,' hut those of us who w1ln.-ss.~l
American military personnel hoing sent t,, Vietnam as "advisers" In
I'M  know wtiat ran happen when wss give cur  •a.l.lce' to oth.-r  l^oplc.
Mow can there To- 'Laallng pe.r-e 1 r■ Vl.'tnair'* when ft,.- (Trawl ..lr
; s ut a was the first party 1.1 t.reak ihe a I lev est •pear* agiossrneiK -
It I wrltler. In Ma. k and while that Ihe C.MKlol.'l' S of A military
would prepare and sfit.ii.it 1„ th*' unset ltrn.nl  In   northern  V latitat,   r-v
I ••'■    I.   l'"3   a   ii utile  r.it   withdrawal ..f Amerlrai   ir'sntu.. Well
t et     I     1913 ti.. .,.  a,„i ^  .rid .w, ln.eial.le has hewn preisaiad
oi   submitted
How rati Hove la.'|a*lll« I"'-" •• I" '> 1-m.ni " WtieTI Ml.m has |.|."li-.-t
several hi I Hondo II a t s ..vet th.  iM'jr I.', yeal s In  I Men's  ..r ■■ >   I., k.~i
II In '.si   ready" condition
How rai. "harrnouv   once  again   r.-l.-i   In V'tet.fari." srflen  last   Mornl...
A mar lean   and   souther <i   V 1etn.tr. .-s.       ,..,.,,.  f], ,- , ,|.....: ,,., *.  sr(,tjl,| ,,,..
allc.w   ottaervers   of   Vietnam's   'Mirth... t.t*nf   r.i   ... con.nan.
them    to   various   i.t..s.'r vatlon  aleas  ..•   Ii.es.-i    land IIn*II   hellco|n.i .
tsear   Nixon's  ,n   Hi,,',*,,,,,,,     l lie *|a-Ji ." agr.wrr.rnr *(«■• II
Irally slat*, that ti Iwrvora ft.-.,—a. i.-,..,,.,, |»,w..r    „„ |,„n,„. ••„.
Viet ( ,mic. would travel t.„:..ih,.,   ., s ., ,-iou.i when making official ..I
nerval lsina
H would sewn   .rt.vltmn thai *.• have nstMltPl   .. |seace ,iL-,.."i  r,   i
a  .ease  tire    Instead,   we   ..I.- .ItnnsMi,,. sou .-tnii,.   , |,,M.,   •,.  j   •,...,..
lire,* thai Is. half rsaaro aral tiall   war, whl. his really hall  ..soil
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tlot. 11 l.s a great tragedy indee-l
tliaf liift<K-ef!t peo[>le fnustocca-
stunalh suffer Tot the sin. of
their leadeis. in tact .lam :e»
tia.e Miffer.-! Divide Hanoi's
ca-sualtv figures into the nutnher
t.f sorties run and w»u get atK.ut
one   fatality and one casually  pet
ralil'      Hut   the   iroral OpixrottTIUIT1
in sutti rases properly ta.|ongs
*'.fh the leadeis then.selves, who
eniraee It! s.i< h aggressions as
to hrlng .town the hontlsa (fn their
own hea.ls an.) on those of ihelr
subjects.
Mill let ,s not 1* defensive
aho.lt 'tie txin.lnng. What II l\is
lit.tie Is to persuade ihe gover-
rxirs of North V let n to negotiate seriously for reasons no
more ronplex lhar. that they
realizes! -hat if they didn't, they
very soon *ouM not have anv
country lefl it. govern.. As p.D.
would say. it's that simple. The
same edition of the paper trial
brought us news of the Impending
ceasefire alSo Informed us of
"Record Bomb Tonnage Dropped
on N. Vlets *
Arthur Hoppe. the Chronicle
columnist, writes trenchantly of
Nixon's 'bombs for peace" program. But he Is right. s?f course.
If those bombs have served to
dislodge the North Vietnamese
from Iheir Intransigence by so
much as one lota, then they have
done more to promote peace In
Indochina than all the actions of
all the anti-war activists that
ever were or ever will be.
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Thursday, February 8, 1973    THE DAILY COLLEGIAN    3
Old films, classic messages
REVIEW
'Heartbreaker'
By Ron Ororco
Staff Writer
Fifty vc.irs ago It was uncommon to voice arguments against
•Ms country's beliefs an-i tra**rl.
Uons, But the da ring screen Catfm-
Ics of the 1920's and |93Q's
mocked American customs.    /
Old-time screen comedians
such as Charlie Chaplin, W. C.
fields. Buster Keaton and Laurel
and Hardy poked fun at the establish men* with their humorous
slapstick portrayals. By tossing
pies, slipping on hanana peels and
breaking windows. the screen
comics provided humor for their
audiences.
Laurel ..nd Hardy. Keaton and
Fields displayed their familiar
whims yeaterday afternoon tn
three film** presented by Fresno-
I'll) College s 'Look at people"
program
the program offers a series
of International classic films
once a month In the school's audi -
torlum The films are free lothe
public
tn each and-establishment film
the comedians showed lhat life is
unpredictable, generally loaded
»lth cllff-hanglng experiences
and falling ladders.
The Kri-ai comedians showed
us that survival depends on our
ability to match those events with
'grace w\i. humor and ability,*
sajdlir r ThomasTroiier, dean
o. the N< hool of Theology at
i lflrenio.it. in a recent Los An-
.■el.-s  Time** article
In •Brats- 'l!>30), Stan Laurel
and Oliver Hardy plav (h*-mselves
and "roublesom tots in an imad
riativF 2n- rvinute ^hort. Laurel
and Hard\ galm-d chuckle* with
their [>'*rforipanc**5 in N>th the
adulr ..nd rhe child rfiles
The r-->m«w!v re.irri deplrtod tht-
avt*ragf male child as an unruh .
mischievous bt at. Thev jrrom
pi I shed rhjs in acii-ii* nut every
possible nerve-racking feat from
breakim.- a shedrrton < eilirig to
noodlns* a t«athroon
The V^k also i onvlnctngly
sruiwe*!    !hat    the   i. pica]    father
cannol control children while the
wife is out of the home. They
portrayed butter-nngered dads
Incapable of tending a home without female assistance.
"If you brats don't get to sleep,
III break your necks." roared
Hardy, as his sons frolicked In
bed Instead of going to sleep.
"When mother Is home, everything Is okay."
Hardy's character throughout
his films symbolized ihe brag-
gard male always In charge and
always with a solution, while
Laurel typified the quiet, backward male too shy lo air his
opinion bui always right.
Hardy had the unique ability to
stare directly into the camera
and barely nod his head In a
ha If-disgusted manner as If to
say. 'This whole routine Is completely ridiculous." As a do-
everything - wrong character,
Laurel was the masier of uncanny facial expressions.
The king of wisecrack sarcasm
was W.C. Fields, especially In
the 1933 film, "The Fatal Class
of Beer * Fields used his slurring voire and half-caring attitude to mock the American way
In this film.
Field, noted for his love for
liquor and hate for cnlldren and
animals, portrayed the selfish,
money-hungry adult in a laugh-
provoking manner.He also r a pood
society's losing love for country*
life.
•Once the city gels Intoaboy's
system, he loses a hankering for
the country," said Field, as he
noticed a change In his loy's actions a'ter returning home from
a ita)   In a < ltv  jail.
The puffy-nosed Fields exhibited his gre**d when he klckfdhts
son out of a run-down mountain
cibm after learning That the boy
did n«.i keep any of the "funds"
he    hail   stolen   before   gotm*   to
1411.
}- lelds wi* seen several times
wlih a pack of rluicsv -legged
'lot** going through snow country-.
I' replying to his wife's question
asking    where   on*>   of   the   dogs
Renaissance Art offered
vwtirks l>.  jr'.M;. Michelangelo
.iji-l H Jpfuel w|U tsf Included In
-i *s''i'1\ i if 1/enalSsant e A t'1 .1
cl-sss ctin«lu«t»*d is ihr I- xlensHHt
nivisiun At <'*{'}
The «lass |s a critnptfhenslve
starve*, r»f theNoMhet hand South-
er*i r uroj»ejn ar' between the
vc.ir* 1250 and lt.00. tainting
wi]] i>«- i-rnphast/ed
IrM Strumw.isser. leciurer in
.«rt att'sCF, will teach the class,
variuti will l-cglr, with a discussion
of Ita liar. 1 othu ar!. Km ph.. sis
will (>«■ mad** on fr'-scoes hy
talotto In the Scroven,*nl Chapel
The infhience of wlotto will iM-
tr-irnd if> the development of the
international stvle and eventnally
to the Cothlc painting In the
North.
The art of Jan Van Fyck win
f»e %tudled on a comparative basis
with thai of the more scientific
approach to art represented by
Masacrio, an Larlv Renaissance
painter.
The development of f arly Renaissance art will climax with the
High Renaissance period of Leonardo. Michelangelo and Raphael.
The class *H1 lie conducted on
Mondays. Feb. 12 through June
11, from 1 to 10 p.m In room 101
of the Art Building.
Tuition fee for the three-unit
class IS $72.
For further information, write
the CSUF Extension Division, or
call 487-2M9.
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wont. FlelOs replied, "I ate him.
He was ml'hty (rood with mustard."
Fields then opened a door,
cazed outside, and said, 'It's not
a fit ntrrht out for man nor beast.*
A swirl of snopromptly spattered
his face In disapproval.
Duster Keaton ridiculed society's 'rich class" with his funny-
role In *TheNavl(ralor,*anhour-
lor.e silent film made In 1924.
Keaton also directed the film,
which showed him and his girlfriend alone on an abandoned
ocean liner set adrift.
Kealon was helpless throughout
the movie. He was unable lo successfully do the simplest chores-
opening a ran of beans or simply
walkliar across Ihe street. Whenever Keaton and his rich clrl
friend were In a desperate situation, they were unable lo take
care of themselvps.
Doth were r-omtonahle while
surrounded by servants, hoi panicked when left abandoned on the
drifting vessel. Keaton exemplified hnw even 'upper c!ass*rlll-
ra?ns could he Ignorant of the
simplest things.
Keaton was not as rlUffrS* as
Stan Laurel nnr as whimsical as
Fields. Instead, Keaton was
noted for Irvine tn accomplish
the IrtiposMtile. Once, the fragile-
looking Ke-tton attpmpt.s-1 to poll
a huge .wean liner with a rope
tied to a small rosrtsoat
Ills films were f s per l a 11 y
Known for ihelr happy atvllncs.
In 'T|te Navigator" Keaton and
his girl friend were finally rescued, without any effort on their
part.
Br Dennis Morglgno
Heartbreaker
—Frss-
Islsnd SW9324
When 1 flrst received Free's
latest album. 'HearthFe-sker,* t
placed II on the shelf and vowed
not to play It. The reputation lbs
group seemed to have gotten after
and because of -All Rlfht Now*
was enough to keep them off my
turntable.
Well, Just for the hell of It, I
decided lo play It the other day
and waa quite surprised. There
waa something worth listening
to. It's not the greatest thlngl've
ever heard, but I must honestly
say It Is not the worst.
•wishing Well,* Ihe first cut.
is Ihe best. It's a Tiff" song, If
you know what that means, and
Paul Rodgers' solo, purposely
struggling, enhances the basic
good rhythm of the song.
Unfortunately, the rest of the
album Is not aa exciting. There
are some good tunes, few memorable. The last cuts on both sides
are probably ihe wont, real
'heartbreakers."
Free's been around for awhile,
supposedly doing all the •funky"
London clubs since 1968, and one
would Imagine the group would
have to he worth something to
survive that long.
I had never heard ol Ihem before 'All Itlghi Now," and their
publicity handouts don't really
convince me lhat Free has been
one of the top rock groups around
for the past five years.
The four-member group spill
up last year aflsr tha Tree
Live* sunn, reportedly due to
•lack of exposure.* Persuaded
or Inspired to cat together again,
they have produced •Heartbreaker.'
If you're s Free freak, boy the
album. As I've said, It's really
nol bad. Tne cover's klnda neat,
aaTjrtray. If you're not particularly
Into Ihelr sort of thing, you still
might want to listen to the album
once or twice. As one can tall,
I've really not decided whetner
I like It or not. Back to tho
turntable.
Chaplin film
'Gold Rush'
to, be shown
Charlie Chaplin will star In
his classic film 'Cold Rush*
tomorrow In the Fresno County
Public Library Friday night film
series.
Chaplin wrote and directed the
1925 film and stars along with
Mack Swain and  Georgia Hals.
Playing the little prospector in
the Klondike, Chaplin nearly
starves to death In the cabin he
shares with Dig Jim McKay. They
are both so hungry thai Chaplin
proposes making a meal out of his
shoe. The ensuing scene Is one
of the most famous comic bits In
film history.
The film will be shown at
7 p.m. in the McCardle on the
•N' Street side of the Central
Library. Thero ls no admission
chart*.
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