1974_02 The Daily Collegian February 1974

              2-THE DAILY COLLEOlAr*-- rues., Feb. 26, 1974
Trendy doctor prescribes exorcism1 for patient
Milton Freeroore (MD, DO,
PhD, and DOS) could be called
" a trendy doctor. His methods
of treatment have Included acupuncture, crunchy granola and
scream therapy.
Yet when I reported for my
annual checkup last week, with
what I  thought  was a case of
premature gout I had no Idea of
what was in atore for me.
I sat on the examining table
wearing an oversized paper napkin while the doctor went through
full diagnostic procedures. He
intoned mysterious Incantations
such as *Mmmm-hmm,* 'Open
please,"   and   -Howerya   gettln
Finally he stepped hack and
said, "John, your aliments are
not   of  a   physical   nature. The
I s
I agreed and began doing eight-
count pushups on the floor.
"You're right, doctor,"1 shouted
enthusiastically. *l feel better
already! •
Dr. Freemore called for help
and within seconds he and his
nurses had me tied down on the
examining table.
"What are you doing?* I asked,
for I  thought I  had a right to
•I'm restraining you for your
own good," he answered. "The
Involuntary motions you Just
went through are a common sign
of demonic possession. We para-
psychologists refer to It as a ret.-
v It's not  really
Howe
it of Jurisprudence.
TW DAILY COllEGIAN
*No,    you   fool!   You
Dr. Freemore was adai
I was puzzled.-No coi
Doctor,"! said.
. "Very
Interesting stigmata," he said
"They look like pentagrams.-
•Those are calluses from my
bongo drums." I Insisted.
•Nonsense!" he shouted. "1
won't  listen to you, Demon."
Suddenly  It  all  came clear to
to  do. Doctor   Ynu're going to
Editor:
Last Friday ai 2:46 p.m. I got
authorized parking space, according to Campus Cop P.
Hardy. This space has no signs
designating   unauthorized park-
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ne with a bunch of mystic
, Just like ln. that movie
>   making everyone throw
my mind,* aald Dr. Freemore.
"WeU, I'm convinced. Nurse,
get my robes and relics."
The   lights   went   out   and
candles were llt.'l could hardly
the hooded robe he waa wearing.
He grabbed my shoulders and
said, "I feel your presence, Oh
Demon. I know your Identity —
you are the Spirit of Seventy-
Six, come to wreak ragave upon
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Ticket protest
EDITOR
Misinterpreted
;othat
I will not pay this fine ... I
will go to Jail first!
Well, I'm going to contest this
and I strongly .urge these 13
other students td do the same.
The room Is p-108 ... or you
can contest yours either at 8:30
a.m. ar/f-M p.m. dally.
I understand similar cases
have also been thrown out of
court. If this case is thrown out
of court, which It probably will
be, and If I can get enough backers, I will sue CSUF for the
amount of posting new and visible
signs and for my costs.
My  name is  Michael Dowdy
tion major -If you're Interested
In making this fair, call me at
226-5780 after 9:30 p.m.
Let's make a stand now and
halt these 'campus cops* from
abusing our rights)!:
Mike   Dowdy
Editor:
In reference to your article
of 2/20/74, concerning my fight
with the Immigration and Naturalization Service, I wish to take
this opportunity to correct one
misinterpretation.
I am quoted to the effect that
the International Student Counseling Office (ISCO), at CSUF
prefer that foreign students restrict their education to the
classroom. In actual fact, as I
understand the philosophy behind
the ISCO, the whole value of the
cross-cultural education experience Is based on the premise
that a foreign student Interact
with all levels of American society,  both inside, and outside
In my particular case, the
ISCO cupported 100 per cent,
my exercising of my constitutional rights of free speech and
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Bulldogs 9^ chance Giroux      fs dele's award
tor revenge today
Coming off of a three game
sweep over the Stanford University Cardinals, the Bulldogs of
coach Bob* Bennett should be
anxious to host the UC Davis
Acgles today at noon at Balden
Fresno disposed of the Cards
Friday lt-li; and then came
back on .Saturday lo aweep the
twlnbill 5-4 and 2-1. The Saturday games were much like the
pair Fresno.lost last week to
the Aggies, with the winning
runs coming in the bottom of
the last Innings of each game.
Against Stanford, the Bulldogs
came up with the winning runs
in the first game when center-
nelder Steve Lackey led oft with
a single, moved to second on a
sacrifice bunt by designated hither Les Cufaude, and scored on
.1 passed ball after reading third
on a single by Doug Elf.
Andrew Dyes» I
arm, la 2-0 thla year. \   j
In tbe second game; Warren
Brusstar pitched what Bennett
called "Ida beat game ever,
Brusstar had good control and
waa' tn command the entire
For his outstanding toss of the
hammer in Saturday's Bakers-
field ■College All-Comers meet,
CSUF'a Mike Glroux waa selected aa the San Joaquin Valley
-Sportswrtters andsportecaetera
University > athlete-of- the -week.
Giroux, a 5-root-9, 235 pound
Badminton team wins Chico tourney
scored on aj balk by the Stanford pitcher.
In the bottom of the frame In
ihe seventh (ln the second game)
: he Bulldogs came up with a pair
on singles by Ed Copplck, Bob
prleto, Lackey and Cufaude.
: jckey's hit drove ln Copplck,
md pinch runner Ron Klcling
scored on an error by former
>' res nan Joe Lamoure.
Hitting honors in the double-
header went to Dena Burton, who
onnected on four hits ln six at
Greg Watte got the win in re-  •■
lief tn Ihe first game, coming
trujor Dan Grimm in the eighth
inning. Watte, who silenced the
cardinal   bats   in the crucial
Showing tbe form that garnered them the Northern California badminton team title for
the past three yeara, the Fresno
State University team easily
walked off with first place In the
Chico State League Tournament
this past weekend.
Going against nine other
teams, the Bulldogs (27 points)
outdistanced second place Hayward State (16 points), and third
place Chico (14 points).
Gaining first places TorFres-
no were Steve Nakamura in the
varsity men's singles, and Naka-
■* mura and Doug Trlstao in men's
doubles. In the Junior varsity
women's singles,KathyDeYoung
placed first in her event, while
Jim Franklin and Glen Brown
took the top spot In theJV men's
doubles.
Also placing for the varsity
team were Henry Carrejo taking
third in men's singles, andCar-
rejo arid Terry Garner taking
third in the doubles.
Also placing ln the Junior varsity were Michele Ventura placing third in the women's singles,
and Ventura and Marcla Fontes
second tn the doubles.
i good bet to repeat aa Nor Cal
champions again thla year.
Fresno will be shooting for the
top spot ln the Ute April gathering ln Hayward.
Following the Nor Cal meet
will be the State championships
In Los Angeles tn early May.
Fresno took  fifth  In the meet
junior, heavecrthe ball and chain
a whopping 198-11 1/2 feet, to
aet a CSUF school record. The
toss, which Glroux said waa
"weak," also want Into the record books aa the bast ever In
the state by a collegian and
qualified him for the NCAA national meet by nearly 18 feet.
Besides throwing the hammer,
Glroux also Is proficient ln the
shot put and the discus.
Glroux will get a chance to
teat his strength this Saferday,
when the Bulldogs will host the
Stanford University track team
at Ratcllffe Stadium. Glroux
should have little trouble showing on his three specialties, and
ssys he expects to go over 210
in the hammer some time this
"He's such a vivacious weight
trainer. He came here at 8-9,
but now I think he Is 5-6," said
track coach Bad Estes.
Other accomplishments of
Giroux come in the weight lifting area, where he has clean
Jerked 440 pounds and haa squatted 580 pounds.
Sharing the spotlight with Glroux, was the Bulldogs' topbas-
ketbaU scorer, Charles Bailey.
shooting senior forward waa
honored tor the third Una thla
season aa the Pacific Coast Ath-
e times ln one sea-
i, Fresno haa a first
ir flrat, and Dr.Rhlta
;s her team looks like
Women start modified
IM basketball league
The fun and excitement of basketball is available to all CSUF
women through an Intramural
program organized by Women's
sistlng   mostly   of   dormitory
rotitles, play on tbe eight teams.
•The class organlzea all
women's and coed intramural
sports,* said VicMHoag, a graduate student and member of the
Intramural stuff is for the
average type player for fun and
excitement,* said Hoag.
■ The gamea have four elght-
mlnute quarters and a two-mln-
No more than two physical,
education majora are allowed on
a team. Teams may be any else
but no more than five players
are allowed on the court.
The gamea are played every
Tuesday and Thursday in the
women's gym from 3-5 p.m.
Play will continue through April
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