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6 THE DAILY COUttlAI Fri., Jh. 11,1974 OUR CAMPUS A GUIDE TO BEAUTIFUL CSUF 'Complete incompetence' J-...U974 THE DAWf C0UE6IA1 7 Bulldog gridders banned 'forever' by NCAA ruling The National CoUeglate Ath- ■""* Association (NCAA), In a e that the country haa awaited mid-September, has barred ; Fresno SUte football team n competlUon forever on 100 i of complete lncompe- Fresno State Athletic Director Genie Boo Boo Is expected toap- ' e decision, then trade In * football uniforms to collect ney for the new CSUF ! stadium slated to be completed In August 1993. The NCAA had met In an emergency session to discuss the Fresno State fiasco, but took all minutes to arrive at ON CAMPUS TODAY The first wildlife pornographic .'ilm ever made—"Deep Gullet"— starring the cast from Johnathon Livingston Seagull will be shown Jt 8 p.m. In the College Onion Lounge. A demonstration In grafflU itlnfcwlll be given at 4 p.m. In I men's restroom of theSpeech Building. Dr. Jimmy "the i" Flkes wlU be giving the ' f|nal conclusion, "the Bulldogs have had It coming for a long time," a delighted NCAA spokesman said. "It's surprising "hat a Uttle hard work and dedication can do for a team as truly deserving as Fresno." Among (he charges leveled against'the Bulldog grid program were: Alpo on the training table, a gross Ignorance of tackling on defense, failure to apply a mercy killing on Itself before the San Diego State game, providing the PCAA teams with too many ego trips for one year, punting on third down from the opponent's two yard line because they knew they couldn't score with 30\pound linemen, allowing the good ath- I letes to flunk their entrance exams and passing the third stringers, and becoming too boastful when finding sun another way to lose a game. New Fresno SUte football coach Julius Rufus Baboonewae particularly confident i he chortled, "I know we'll be worse, Take a look at our schedule, m tell ya, we've never undertaken a challenge like thia: Vasser School for the Clinically Uptight, Caruthers A and M Avenal Tech, and we top It off against an especially strong Cal Poly-Boom-Boom eleven.* President Norman Baxter will on display i„ science 161. maid Winkler, communlty/re- tions officer, will dlscuse the re appearance. The staff of "Hindsight," the ournallsm department's weekly roducUon, will meet In the cattle Jdglng pen In the AgDepartment i dlscuas the future of the weekly roductlon. \ej. From all of us to all of you Twas the night before finals and all over FSU Not a student was doing what a student should do. I sat on the John with my text on my lap As I'd just settled down for my pre.finals crap When out in the hall there arose such a clatter • I sprang from my perch, "What the hell is the matter?" Away to the, window I flew like a flash Tore open the shutter and thraw out my stash. , The moon wasn't out and the place was so dark That I thought for a minute it might be a narc. When what to my wandering eyes should appear But a ruptured green elf and a keg full of beer More rapid than Kissinger, my roommates they came And he screamed and he shouted and called such a name. "You bastards, you bitches, you voyeurs, you vixens! You Spiro T. Agnews — you Richard M. Nixons! If you don't know by now why bother or' cram? Do you really believe all that crap's worth a damn?* He was clothed all in green, from his head to his feet And hit clothes were all covered with hashish-pipe soot. Said he "have some fun, don't just sit there and mope." Then my roommate piped up *Hey man, you got some dope His eyes how they twinkled, as he smiled ear to ear, *l'm sorry my friend, all I've got is this beer." He said nothing more but went straight to his work. Filled all of our mugs (3 times with a smirk Then winking his eye and giving a yawn He reached out and flushed himself down the John. But I heard him exclaim as he swirled down the spiral "Have a happy, you all! And good luck on your finals!" cjrrtsaMVW Parts and StwicE fRf E;PICK UP AND DELIVERY TO CLASS, BRING YDUR \AA/ IN FDR SERVICE ...WE'LL TAKE YOU To CLASS, THEN PICK VU/ UP WHEN YOUR CAR IS R6APY. SUNNYSIDE© ■.-•rtOfw- so c«"*$»*S«** ^•""Sr**"""
Object Description
Title | 1974_01 The Daily Collegian January 1974 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1974 |
Description | Daily (except weekends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif. |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Description
Title | Jan 11, 1974 Pg. 6-7 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1974 |
Description | Daily (except weekends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif. |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Full-Text-Search | 6 THE DAILY COUttlAI Fri., Jh. 11,1974 OUR CAMPUS A GUIDE TO BEAUTIFUL CSUF 'Complete incompetence' J-...U974 THE DAWf C0UE6IA1 7 Bulldog gridders banned 'forever' by NCAA ruling The National CoUeglate Ath- ■""* Association (NCAA), In a e that the country haa awaited mid-September, has barred ; Fresno SUte football team n competlUon forever on 100 i of complete lncompe- Fresno State Athletic Director Genie Boo Boo Is expected toap- ' e decision, then trade In * football uniforms to collect ney for the new CSUF ! stadium slated to be completed In August 1993. The NCAA had met In an emergency session to discuss the Fresno State fiasco, but took all minutes to arrive at ON CAMPUS TODAY The first wildlife pornographic .'ilm ever made—"Deep Gullet"— starring the cast from Johnathon Livingston Seagull will be shown Jt 8 p.m. In the College Onion Lounge. A demonstration In grafflU itlnfcwlll be given at 4 p.m. In I men's restroom of theSpeech Building. Dr. Jimmy "the i" Flkes wlU be giving the ' f|nal conclusion, "the Bulldogs have had It coming for a long time," a delighted NCAA spokesman said. "It's surprising "hat a Uttle hard work and dedication can do for a team as truly deserving as Fresno." Among (he charges leveled against'the Bulldog grid program were: Alpo on the training table, a gross Ignorance of tackling on defense, failure to apply a mercy killing on Itself before the San Diego State game, providing the PCAA teams with too many ego trips for one year, punting on third down from the opponent's two yard line because they knew they couldn't score with 30\pound linemen, allowing the good ath- I letes to flunk their entrance exams and passing the third stringers, and becoming too boastful when finding sun another way to lose a game. New Fresno SUte football coach Julius Rufus Baboonewae particularly confident i he chortled, "I know we'll be worse, Take a look at our schedule, m tell ya, we've never undertaken a challenge like thia: Vasser School for the Clinically Uptight, Caruthers A and M Avenal Tech, and we top It off against an especially strong Cal Poly-Boom-Boom eleven.* President Norman Baxter will on display i„ science 161. maid Winkler, communlty/re- tions officer, will dlscuse the re appearance. The staff of "Hindsight," the ournallsm department's weekly roducUon, will meet In the cattle Jdglng pen In the AgDepartment i dlscuas the future of the weekly roductlon. \ej. From all of us to all of you Twas the night before finals and all over FSU Not a student was doing what a student should do. I sat on the John with my text on my lap As I'd just settled down for my pre.finals crap When out in the hall there arose such a clatter • I sprang from my perch, "What the hell is the matter?" Away to the, window I flew like a flash Tore open the shutter and thraw out my stash. , The moon wasn't out and the place was so dark That I thought for a minute it might be a narc. When what to my wandering eyes should appear But a ruptured green elf and a keg full of beer More rapid than Kissinger, my roommates they came And he screamed and he shouted and called such a name. "You bastards, you bitches, you voyeurs, you vixens! You Spiro T. Agnews — you Richard M. Nixons! If you don't know by now why bother or' cram? Do you really believe all that crap's worth a damn?* He was clothed all in green, from his head to his feet And hit clothes were all covered with hashish-pipe soot. Said he "have some fun, don't just sit there and mope." Then my roommate piped up *Hey man, you got some dope His eyes how they twinkled, as he smiled ear to ear, *l'm sorry my friend, all I've got is this beer." He said nothing more but went straight to his work. Filled all of our mugs (3 times with a smirk Then winking his eye and giving a yawn He reached out and flushed himself down the John. But I heard him exclaim as he swirled down the spiral "Have a happy, you all! And good luck on your finals!" cjrrtsaMVW Parts and StwicE fRf E;PICK UP AND DELIVERY TO CLASS, BRING YDUR \AA/ IN FDR SERVICE ...WE'LL TAKE YOU To CLASS, THEN PICK VU/ UP WHEN YOUR CAR IS R6APY. SUNNYSIDE© ■.-•rtOfw- so c«"*$»*S«** ^•""Sr**""" |