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2 THE DUY COHEtJUll Fri., Jaa. 11,1974 THE VIEW FROM THE CESSPOOL A product ever in demand by Don Bailor REMEMBER WHEN? When Linda gets up from the table, men gawk. Not only that, many of them run screaming from the room. Actually, they have every reason for staying. Linda's miniskirt ts skin-tight, and her brightly colored blouse sways and bounces from side to side with each undulating step. Her face is also brightly colored, contrasUng sharply with the pale, dishwater yellow of her wig. She shaves h Outside pressure has forced many of these flatulators to go "underground." At Barney's Beanery, It Is not uncommon for bricks to come crashing through a window late at night, usually with obscene notes or boxes of Dl-Gel tablets tied to thorn, Rolls tossed In the door, and patrons have been struck by riylng Alr- Wlck bottles thrown from pass- change for these In Linda's case, however, at Linda has been cursed sine birth, along with countless other In the world, with a problem she Is a chronic bean-eale hopelessly addicted to beans . raging Linda and ta orriM I downtown : Barney's (a natural by-product o llrh Is emitted In grea s by flatulators) can n< « dismayed. wi> talkeil js and Hot Air Co., ide ready to Inundate him with dous fumes (their only natural If-defense). But when he bought e said he was gonna pay us a ollar a pop If we'd RAZZ In his lachlne.* Since one dollar Is lore than enough to buy a bowl f beans, the addicts gratefully ccepted Baiter's offer, and he as been a regular at Barney's ver since. ' This reporter also heard from an undisclosed, but reliable source that Baiter Is seUlng the bottled methane for $50.00 per bottle to the A.S.S.'s at CSUF at two dollars per emission to help cut down their splrallng energy bill. - kidney. Navy, lima, even izos, man. I eat 'em all!" n asked how she manages tn UPC calls announcement asinine Warren peace local president nf Unified Professors on. campus, today denounced as'asinine, parents think I'm f so they send me i each month. It's e me going." How does she fi parents' having to o CSUF Dr Mr. nailer. I'd still he :h dough (or ihe next liowl n faculty rights," the i >yCSUFPresl- , Hall nto Bar Fresno's year-round rental resort. evening with a large, vacuum- cleaner-like device which he plugged Into a wall socket and began sucking up all of the foul air In the restaurant. At first, the patrons thought this was just e would make an : n undisclosed tin Isrlosed location u undisclosed learned the content of Boraxo'i announcement, but said that an' action by the president was In •We're fighting an lnvlsll enemy, but not a losing battli Peace said earlier this week. He said that neither he n met Boraxo. Peace said his unl has been requesting "meet a confer* sessions with the a ministration for three years, I none of the requests has ev UPC was Instrumental In fighting a recommendation by Boraxo last year to reduce the number of faculty positions by. 54 per apartment, from $160. Discover Meadow Wood Garden Apartments. With everything under the sun. Pools. Tennis courts. Volleyball courts. All-electric kitchen (with igoven, refrig., " hwasher). f. Prhr. patios. v^fivwrfX oss from urn campus on Shaw Are. between Maple dr. Wood row. Ph. 2914) Special Student "Discounted" Auto Insurance CALL TODAY FOR A QUOTATIONI ASK FOR BOB . . . PHONE 226-5083 C.S.I. College Students Insurance Service , 1551 E. SHAW. SUITE 113, FRESNO cent, while adding 112 administrative positions. At the time of the controversy, Boraxo claimed that- more efficient use of faculty members could be made by enlarging classes and forcing faculty" to carry double work loads. The added administrative staff would be necessary to keep faculty "out of the coffee shop and back In the classroom," Boraxo said. Peace said that the effort to cut faculty positions failed because of outstanding UPC readership In the mobilization of opposition to the Issue. He declined to elaborate. . Peace told the Dally Collegian that a strong and Independent faculty, with added positions and higher pay, Is a primary goal of Peace has repeatedly advocated enforcement of the right to strike for faculty, despite vocal student opposition to any shut dqwn of the university for "An Independent faculty la a strong faculty," peace said laat week, "and a strong faculty makes a unlveralty." In answer to student prqteet of faculty strike activities, Peace aald, "Hang the students . . . They don't know what's good for THE DAILY COLLEGIAH _ X Fri., Jm. 11,1974 THE OAlff C0UE6UM 3 Lickums, Bore join ever-growing list of political professors 1973 waa the year of tbe "college professor turned politician." During tbe year, a CSUF professor, who happened to be a church choir director making'$50,000 plus, became supervisor from This year, the community and the college will witness another rerun In the political arena. Two CSUF professors recently announced their candidacy for supervisor from District 1 and for SUte Assemblyman from the . Slat District. Mess Lickums and Hey lay Bore hope to loin Con R. Tlet Honor- ableeon and become the first such group r* New puds ruling (Continued from Page 1) exclaimed, obviously pleased. The health services were caUed again as A.S.S. officer Tomas miiandaio pounded hla head on the table 47 times and had to be led out In a straight acket. - Donny Wlnky, CSUF Prealdent Boring Boraxo's representative on the board, aald a atated Journalism goal "la essential" but asked not to be Identified as the author of the regulation. "If one doesn't have a stated journalism goal, then one does not now know 'where to go with a goal he or she has not yet acquired, required or Inquired; into how many people on this campus are reaUy Interested In what the CoUeglan atands.altsor takes lying down for,* Wlnky said. ■Right on," agreed the board. Collegian Managing editor Marc SanoflU5h was ejected when he. objected. "I think It's peachy," said member Becky Basketcase, "that a Collegian editor have a stated goal of being a woman," Dave ■ Dlvlngboard, legislative Veep for the^A.S.S., asked Basketbase what ' would happen If the editor wanted •Tough," she said curtly, and introduced a resolution allocating funds for a male editor?to travel to Sweden. "We'll fix him," she said. Galvanized again called for the question. FSC Association manager Merle Beagle, asked Galvanized what question he was referring to this time. "That's the one!* the elated i halrman said. *I thought 1 found it once before. Write It down and put It over here by me and I'll appoint acommlttee to watch over > Boken, who had heen waiting to speak for some time, demanded the floor. Galvanized said he'd have to pay for It and said he wasn't sure If the iew A.S.S. reorganization plan included a provision for the stu- lent government to go Into the Beagle said he'd check and Dossier, with the help of Mary Hurryupandletmeoutahere, set to work figuring up an equation to subdivide the CoUege Union landing and contract it out to John Bonnadelle. Dlvlngboard said the Idea was "great* and said he could probably get Bonnadelle to take over "he sagging "So What" coupon hooks sales. Boken was directed to see Bonnadelle about the floor. An exasperated Boken blurted out anyway and Galvanized promptly rang his beU with the K-avel. Boken was led bleeding from the room by a somewhat tuckered-out health services or- In a statement read to the Puds by Baaketcaae, Boken aatd he wanted the "Who's Who" more prominently displayed by the Collegian. "After all," the state- ' ment read, "it'a not every day my maater debatora are made to look Uke big ahota." The board agreed. *I think it's peachy," Basket- case said, "and besides, my fam- >'-y only got taken by being forced to buy 87 copies at only "16 apiece from those nice people. They said they'd mate ma a atar." in otter action, the board: Deducted 9.60 from the Backslide budget for two sticks of chewing gum editor Lewlsand- clark Cllumum was found chewing while pasting up the publication. Dlvlngboard aald the Inflation quotient plus the fact the senate had to make money because of "slight problems* with the So What books, raised the price of the gum. Cllumum and advisor C. K. Banecek protested, we're smiled at and told to come back Thanked A.S.S. Kurdled Schmudt for using $8 stationery to reject a change In the Backslide budget which the board had diligently put off for four weeks. "That'a your money working," an enthusiastic Dlvlngboard told the. students present. The meeting was adjourned when Galvanized called for the question again and was bombarded with wadded-up agendas. Mess, who Is running for the ■supervisorial post waa the first announced candidate for next year's supervisorial races. Mess made hla official announcement laat month at "An Afternoon with Mess.- done aome switching before, so I can assure you It won't be hard. "AU I need la your support. ' "To atart thia campaign off, I am pledging $100 and I am asking you to do the aame. If lt'a too much, aay so now, 'cause once I get my hands on the money, I'm erlng me for favors, because there will be nooe to give. I gave them ail to my good frteodM.ee. "Speaking of Haas, I have a little story to ten you. Mess and I are In thia thing together. We e salt and s daah of pepper. ■Before I leave, th gh, Iw Mess said, "I am Interested in all you folks on the WestSldeof West •Yes Indeed, brothers and sisters, I want you all on my aide. "I want to tell you that when I decided to run for public office, I waan't even aure If I waa qualified*. "I know that I'm notTHEMAN, but heck, I am the head of the Cultural organization for Representative Education (CORE) at a very highly acclaimed unl- •Those of you In my classes know what I mean. You others wlU just have to aee it to believe "After three years of coordinating CORE, I have decided to switch cultures In favor of those In county government. I have •I had a dream last night. 1 dreamed that I got my seat on the board. In fact, it waa on THE BOARD. Yea, I had a seat with Meaa written right on It. How'a that, folks, a Mess right In City HaU." On tne other side of town, Hay- lay Bore was sipping champagne and charging gueats a SS entrsnee fee hut to watch. Bore, who happens to be one of the better professors In "The Sociological Theories of the Eve of Destruction and How to Incorporate them Into a Democratic Society," haa been practicing his theories for some time now. The laat time, it waa In court. ■Ladles and gentlemen,' be said, "and all you other folks in the back of the room, I am running for public office. I am running for asselhblyman. No more, and no less. So don't come both- •Now I ask you, what the people want "WeU, I wlU teU yen what I want. Forget the people! "In order for roe to work daring thia campaign, I need the green atuff. In order to survive until my official announcement I need a lot of green atuff. "Wen, I see that you are already producing tbe atuff. Yea sir, you can Just roll It hare in thia paper. •I usually carry my own green atuff with me, but I ran out. ■Our Illustrious campus President Borman Boraxo can be very ' stingy when he chooses to be. But ' we all understand Boraxo's alto- atlon. •I'm not asking for much. Just endugh to kick off the campaign. ■I can aee right now that we are going to win in style. "A natural high will be sufficient In thia case. You must understand that it is somewhat different from my laat one." Radio/hack— SAVE ON 4-CHANNEL STEREO NOW APPRECIATE THE SAVINGS WHILE YOU ENJOY THE SOUND OF THIS REALISTIC 4-CHANNEL SYSTEM 799" the OTA-790 AM/ r". PLUS sleek slytinq a imaginable'. Optimus-2 a speakers deliver superior bass am LAB-I2B automatic stereo changer j counterweigbted arm for precise In nly one place you can hod this syster UNCOMMON 4-CHANNEL MUSIC CENTER FROM COMMON SENSE REALISTIC SHOP OUR I MOUNTS AND ACCESSORIES FOR CAR TAPE PLAYERS 4-CHANNEL TAPE CARTRIDGES Leading artists performing *>95 v*rioo*!,tt8 O EA. 51-5078 4M0-1 I. KINGS CANYON tD. 255-0491 4t3t NO. MACKSTONI 2344)915 337 W. OLIVE
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Title | 1974_01 The Daily Collegian January 1974 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1974 |
Description | Daily (except weekends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif. |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
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Title | Jan 11, 1974 Pg. 2-3 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1974 |
Description | Daily (except weekends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif. |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Full-Text-Search | 2 THE DUY COHEtJUll Fri., Jaa. 11,1974 THE VIEW FROM THE CESSPOOL A product ever in demand by Don Bailor REMEMBER WHEN? When Linda gets up from the table, men gawk. Not only that, many of them run screaming from the room. Actually, they have every reason for staying. Linda's miniskirt ts skin-tight, and her brightly colored blouse sways and bounces from side to side with each undulating step. Her face is also brightly colored, contrasUng sharply with the pale, dishwater yellow of her wig. She shaves h Outside pressure has forced many of these flatulators to go "underground." At Barney's Beanery, It Is not uncommon for bricks to come crashing through a window late at night, usually with obscene notes or boxes of Dl-Gel tablets tied to thorn, Rolls tossed In the door, and patrons have been struck by riylng Alr- Wlck bottles thrown from pass- change for these In Linda's case, however, at Linda has been cursed sine birth, along with countless other In the world, with a problem she Is a chronic bean-eale hopelessly addicted to beans . raging Linda and ta orriM I downtown : Barney's (a natural by-product o llrh Is emitted In grea s by flatulators) can n< « dismayed. wi> talkeil js and Hot Air Co., ide ready to Inundate him with dous fumes (their only natural If-defense). But when he bought e said he was gonna pay us a ollar a pop If we'd RAZZ In his lachlne.* Since one dollar Is lore than enough to buy a bowl f beans, the addicts gratefully ccepted Baiter's offer, and he as been a regular at Barney's ver since. ' This reporter also heard from an undisclosed, but reliable source that Baiter Is seUlng the bottled methane for $50.00 per bottle to the A.S.S.'s at CSUF at two dollars per emission to help cut down their splrallng energy bill. - kidney. Navy, lima, even izos, man. I eat 'em all!" n asked how she manages tn UPC calls announcement asinine Warren peace local president nf Unified Professors on. campus, today denounced as'asinine, parents think I'm f so they send me i each month. It's e me going." How does she fi parents' having to o CSUF Dr Mr. nailer. I'd still he :h dough (or ihe next liowl n faculty rights," the i >yCSUFPresl- , Hall nto Bar Fresno's year-round rental resort. evening with a large, vacuum- cleaner-like device which he plugged Into a wall socket and began sucking up all of the foul air In the restaurant. At first, the patrons thought this was just e would make an : n undisclosed tin Isrlosed location u undisclosed learned the content of Boraxo'i announcement, but said that an' action by the president was In •We're fighting an lnvlsll enemy, but not a losing battli Peace said earlier this week. He said that neither he n met Boraxo. Peace said his unl has been requesting "meet a confer* sessions with the a ministration for three years, I none of the requests has ev UPC was Instrumental In fighting a recommendation by Boraxo last year to reduce the number of faculty positions by. 54 per apartment, from $160. Discover Meadow Wood Garden Apartments. With everything under the sun. Pools. Tennis courts. Volleyball courts. All-electric kitchen (with igoven, refrig., " hwasher). f. Prhr. patios. v^fivwrfX oss from urn campus on Shaw Are. between Maple dr. Wood row. Ph. 2914) Special Student "Discounted" Auto Insurance CALL TODAY FOR A QUOTATIONI ASK FOR BOB . . . PHONE 226-5083 C.S.I. College Students Insurance Service , 1551 E. SHAW. SUITE 113, FRESNO cent, while adding 112 administrative positions. At the time of the controversy, Boraxo claimed that- more efficient use of faculty members could be made by enlarging classes and forcing faculty" to carry double work loads. The added administrative staff would be necessary to keep faculty "out of the coffee shop and back In the classroom," Boraxo said. Peace said that the effort to cut faculty positions failed because of outstanding UPC readership In the mobilization of opposition to the Issue. He declined to elaborate. . Peace told the Dally Collegian that a strong and Independent faculty, with added positions and higher pay, Is a primary goal of Peace has repeatedly advocated enforcement of the right to strike for faculty, despite vocal student opposition to any shut dqwn of the university for "An Independent faculty la a strong faculty," peace said laat week, "and a strong faculty makes a unlveralty." In answer to student prqteet of faculty strike activities, Peace aald, "Hang the students . . . They don't know what's good for THE DAILY COLLEGIAH _ X Fri., Jm. 11,1974 THE OAlff C0UE6UM 3 Lickums, Bore join ever-growing list of political professors 1973 waa the year of tbe "college professor turned politician." During tbe year, a CSUF professor, who happened to be a church choir director making'$50,000 plus, became supervisor from This year, the community and the college will witness another rerun In the political arena. Two CSUF professors recently announced their candidacy for supervisor from District 1 and for SUte Assemblyman from the . Slat District. Mess Lickums and Hey lay Bore hope to loin Con R. Tlet Honor- ableeon and become the first such group r* New puds ruling (Continued from Page 1) exclaimed, obviously pleased. The health services were caUed again as A.S.S. officer Tomas miiandaio pounded hla head on the table 47 times and had to be led out In a straight acket. - Donny Wlnky, CSUF Prealdent Boring Boraxo's representative on the board, aald a atated Journalism goal "la essential" but asked not to be Identified as the author of the regulation. "If one doesn't have a stated journalism goal, then one does not now know 'where to go with a goal he or she has not yet acquired, required or Inquired; into how many people on this campus are reaUy Interested In what the CoUeglan atands.altsor takes lying down for,* Wlnky said. ■Right on," agreed the board. Collegian Managing editor Marc SanoflU5h was ejected when he. objected. "I think It's peachy," said member Becky Basketcase, "that a Collegian editor have a stated goal of being a woman," Dave ■ Dlvlngboard, legislative Veep for the^A.S.S., asked Basketbase what ' would happen If the editor wanted •Tough," she said curtly, and introduced a resolution allocating funds for a male editor?to travel to Sweden. "We'll fix him," she said. Galvanized again called for the question. FSC Association manager Merle Beagle, asked Galvanized what question he was referring to this time. "That's the one!* the elated i halrman said. *I thought 1 found it once before. Write It down and put It over here by me and I'll appoint acommlttee to watch over > Boken, who had heen waiting to speak for some time, demanded the floor. Galvanized said he'd have to pay for It and said he wasn't sure If the iew A.S.S. reorganization plan included a provision for the stu- lent government to go Into the Beagle said he'd check and Dossier, with the help of Mary Hurryupandletmeoutahere, set to work figuring up an equation to subdivide the CoUege Union landing and contract it out to John Bonnadelle. Dlvlngboard said the Idea was "great* and said he could probably get Bonnadelle to take over "he sagging "So What" coupon hooks sales. Boken was directed to see Bonnadelle about the floor. An exasperated Boken blurted out anyway and Galvanized promptly rang his beU with the K-avel. Boken was led bleeding from the room by a somewhat tuckered-out health services or- In a statement read to the Puds by Baaketcaae, Boken aatd he wanted the "Who's Who" more prominently displayed by the Collegian. "After all," the state- ' ment read, "it'a not every day my maater debatora are made to look Uke big ahota." The board agreed. *I think it's peachy," Basket- case said, "and besides, my fam- >'-y only got taken by being forced to buy 87 copies at only "16 apiece from those nice people. They said they'd mate ma a atar." in otter action, the board: Deducted 9.60 from the Backslide budget for two sticks of chewing gum editor Lewlsand- clark Cllumum was found chewing while pasting up the publication. Dlvlngboard aald the Inflation quotient plus the fact the senate had to make money because of "slight problems* with the So What books, raised the price of the gum. Cllumum and advisor C. K. Banecek protested, we're smiled at and told to come back Thanked A.S.S. Kurdled Schmudt for using $8 stationery to reject a change In the Backslide budget which the board had diligently put off for four weeks. "That'a your money working," an enthusiastic Dlvlngboard told the. students present. The meeting was adjourned when Galvanized called for the question again and was bombarded with wadded-up agendas. Mess, who Is running for the ■supervisorial post waa the first announced candidate for next year's supervisorial races. Mess made hla official announcement laat month at "An Afternoon with Mess.- done aome switching before, so I can assure you It won't be hard. "AU I need la your support. ' "To atart thia campaign off, I am pledging $100 and I am asking you to do the aame. If lt'a too much, aay so now, 'cause once I get my hands on the money, I'm erlng me for favors, because there will be nooe to give. I gave them ail to my good frteodM.ee. "Speaking of Haas, I have a little story to ten you. Mess and I are In thia thing together. We e salt and s daah of pepper. ■Before I leave, th gh, Iw Mess said, "I am Interested in all you folks on the WestSldeof West •Yes Indeed, brothers and sisters, I want you all on my aide. "I want to tell you that when I decided to run for public office, I waan't even aure If I waa qualified*. "I know that I'm notTHEMAN, but heck, I am the head of the Cultural organization for Representative Education (CORE) at a very highly acclaimed unl- •Those of you In my classes know what I mean. You others wlU just have to aee it to believe "After three years of coordinating CORE, I have decided to switch cultures In favor of those In county government. I have •I had a dream last night. 1 dreamed that I got my seat on the board. In fact, it waa on THE BOARD. Yea, I had a seat with Meaa written right on It. How'a that, folks, a Mess right In City HaU." On tne other side of town, Hay- lay Bore was sipping champagne and charging gueats a SS entrsnee fee hut to watch. Bore, who happens to be one of the better professors In "The Sociological Theories of the Eve of Destruction and How to Incorporate them Into a Democratic Society," haa been practicing his theories for some time now. The laat time, it waa In court. ■Ladles and gentlemen,' be said, "and all you other folks in the back of the room, I am running for public office. I am running for asselhblyman. No more, and no less. So don't come both- •Now I ask you, what the people want "WeU, I wlU teU yen what I want. Forget the people! "In order for roe to work daring thia campaign, I need the green atuff. In order to survive until my official announcement I need a lot of green atuff. "Wen, I see that you are already producing tbe atuff. Yea sir, you can Just roll It hare in thia paper. •I usually carry my own green atuff with me, but I ran out. ■Our Illustrious campus President Borman Boraxo can be very ' stingy when he chooses to be. But ' we all understand Boraxo's alto- atlon. •I'm not asking for much. Just endugh to kick off the campaign. ■I can aee right now that we are going to win in style. "A natural high will be sufficient In thia case. You must understand that it is somewhat different from my laat one." Radio/hack— SAVE ON 4-CHANNEL STEREO NOW APPRECIATE THE SAVINGS WHILE YOU ENJOY THE SOUND OF THIS REALISTIC 4-CHANNEL SYSTEM 799" the OTA-790 AM/ r". PLUS sleek slytinq a imaginable'. Optimus-2 a speakers deliver superior bass am LAB-I2B automatic stereo changer j counterweigbted arm for precise In nly one place you can hod this syster UNCOMMON 4-CHANNEL MUSIC CENTER FROM COMMON SENSE REALISTIC SHOP OUR I MOUNTS AND ACCESSORIES FOR CAR TAPE PLAYERS 4-CHANNEL TAPE CARTRIDGES Leading artists performing *>95 v*rioo*!,tt8 O EA. 51-5078 4M0-1 I. KINGS CANYON tD. 255-0491 4t3t NO. MACKSTONI 2344)915 337 W. OLIVE |