1977_10 The Daily Collegian October 1977

              Student rotes set for Hamlet
Drug use for mental illnesses discussed
; of chemotherapy in
f mental illness
will be discussed in a combined
meeting Wednesday, Oct. 26, of
the Fresno Subsection of the
American Chemical Society and
Sigma Xi Club at CSUF.
The speaker will be Dr. William O. McClure of the Department of Biological Sciences at
the University of Southern Cali-
The lecture will be held at
4 p.m. ln Room 121 of the old
Science Building.
Dr. McClures topic will be
'Butterflies of the Soul--A Chemist's View of Mental Illness."
The USC researcher says advancements in the chemotherapy
of several mental Illnesses, using
drugs which were first introduced in the early 1950s, have
provided dramatic aUeviation of
symptoms.
The drugs involved have pro-
virted a basis from which
rational chemotherapy can be
planned, said Dr. McClure, and
have also more clearly defined
an organic basis for certain mental iUnesses such asschizophre-
.   Dr. McClure received his B.S.
degree ln biology from tne California Institute of Technology
and his Ph.D. in biochemistry
from the University of Washington. He was a post-doctoral fellow at Rockefeller University,
University of  Uilnols and USC.
Letter to the editor
I am addressing this letter to
those people in general who find
it necessary to conceal a book
or periodical volume within the
library, thereby eliminating access to it. and to the person in
particular who concealed volume
20 of the journal Crime and
Delinquency.
It is unethical, unfair and a-
gainst regulations to commit this
deed. According to a librarian 1
spoke with, there are approxi-
mately 30 books and periodical
volumes that cannot be located.
Either they have been smuggled past the library personnel
at the top of the second floor
stairs or they lave been concealed ln the stacks for some
culprit's private use.
It is possible some of these
books and volumes were misplaced accidently. If that is the
case It should be possible to locate them by means of a search.
If the lost books are not located within a week or so It it
my beUef they must have either
been stolen or hidden by a seU-
ish student, faculty member, or
The identification of those who
commit these acts of sabotage
is unnecessary. But the halting
of this action Is necessary. Remember, >ou are not the only
person working on a terra paper
or project. Unfortunately only so
many sources are available for
immediate   use  in any Ubrary.
Let's keep that amount at Its
maximum in our Ubrary. Sources
that are not available for various
reasons can be procured through
the   inter-library  loan system.
This system is effective but
somewhat slow. So please, think
twice before you hide that book,
and please return volume 20 of
Crime and Delinquency to public
accessibiUty.
Douglas E. Haas
Graduate Student
Criminology Department
'hoto by Sumy Frazier
And y«t another sign that
fit* world it going topty-turvy
"THE
BAD NEWS
CU Info. Desk
Shows: 2:30, IA (CM
.7 a 9, CU Lounge
The Fresno Community Theatre wffl present "Hamlet," the
first Shakespearian production
In its history at tbe Fresno
Memorial Auditorium, on Oct..
20 through 23 and 27 through
30 (Thursdays through Sundays).
This fuUy staged production,
replete with Ghosts, Gravedlg-
gers,   stabbings, and the Bard's
poetry, wlU be directed by Wn.
11am Monson, an associate pro.
fessor at CSUF.
Tickets are on sale
\ Fresno Community Theatre ha
office located Inside the Men*,,
rial Auditorium. Group ratessaj
special student rates art
For the FIRST TIME in
STEREOPHONIC SOUND
WEEKDAYS 7:20, 9:25   * SATURDAYS I:
05, 5:15, 7:25, 9:30
Tired of that tarn* old Afro?
Sick of your Farrah Fawcott?
Has your shag become overgrown?
Coma on into Currin' Upl r
for a fraa consultation about your hair
CUTTIN' UP
in tha Barber Shop,,
Collage Union
487-2031 Sunnie Robinette, owner
Any Bantam Book in stock
Oct. 17 thru 22
10* OFF
Kennel Bookstore
'In the Heart of th* Campus'
Star Bores; Weighaton charms the Dark Lord
SYNOPSIS : (Note: A'syi
sin involving an opsis;-1
,,„„  of   what   has  gone c
5Pace between a galactic cruise ship and
a Royal Cruiser. The Royal Cruiser,
manncd by agents of the repressive Monarch, got the "better of the battle; and
^ witnessed two droods (robot-like con-
sirucis) lump ship--but not before one of
lherr (C409) witnessed the other (AC/DC)
,n conversation with a mysterious human.
(And if you buy that, there's some swamp
land ir. Florida I can show you).
Inside the nbw-occupied galactic cruise
sup, a storm trooper observed tbe e-
scape of the metal pod with vacuous detachment. Inhaling another puff of Magic
Dragon, he noted that there were no life
forms aboard and, being a conservationist at heart, decided not to waste any
ammunition.
Further Inside the ship, tbe Royal
stormtroopers had all bat finished mopping-up the last of tbe resistance. A
score of troopers In battle armor stood
artward guard over seven of tbe cruise
snip's officers.
All could hear footsteps echo down the
corridor towards tbe engine room where
they gathered. All, conquerors and conquered, shuddered as tbey felt tbe coming presence of a malignant evil, of a
force so depraved even "Hustler" maga
zine wouldn't offer lt as a centerfold.
Stormtroopers stumbled over each other
ln their eagerness to make way for tbe
fearsome figure that entered the engine
room with' such deadiytread. Cloaked
in black armor that appeared to suck
light from tbe atomic torches perched
on tbe foreward deck, snuffling Uke a
wart bog ln beat, be was truly awesome
In his evil: Malterde Waiter, Dark Lord
of tbe Syphlesses.   •
Tbe cloaked figure grabbed one of tbe
captured ship's lieutenants by tbe neck
and lifted his feet clear of the ground.
"Before yon were captured," hissed
the Dark Lord to the squirming lieutenant,
"your ship received a package by Universal Postal Service from tbe system
of Flog Fang Foom. Where is that package?"
"Oouhnggurg," replied the ship's officer, pointing to his neck.
Lord Waiter tightened his grip. "Stalling won't help you," he said. "Where
Is that package?" Again, his grip tightened.
"Ueerrggaerrgguh," whispered the
ship's officer, his body going limp.
Tbe Dark Lord's thumb met his forefinger and a loud pop, like the opening
of an entire six-pack at once, rever-
brated through the silent room. Contemptuously, Malterde Walter tossed the lieutenant's broken body to one of the storm-
troopers. /'Dispose  of this,"  he said,
adding, "recycle."
"Well done, milord," congratulated a
trim, grey-haired officer who hadentered
in time to see' the finale of Walter's
questioning. "It reminds me of my beer-
can-crushing  days at FSU, in Fourni-
"Indeed," hissed the Dark Lord, "I
was In Sigma Chi, myself, until an unfortunate...Incident."
The other, Govenor Tlreiron by name,
knew better than to question the Dark
Lord further. He had beard rumors of an
Instructor who failed Walter in Interplanetary Poll-Set winding-up ln the cafeteria...as gravy.
In another part of tbe ship, less cordial relations were ensuing between five
embattled stormtroopers and a furtive
figure tbey had managed to trap in tbe
laundry room. Four others lay asprawl,
testifying to the trapped one's determination.
"I got him!" yelled a, stormtrooper.
His stun beam had hit the hiding figure
In the chest as It came up from behind
a Maytagge for another shot ar" the invaders.
"Hey!" yelled another, his antennae
flying, "It's not a him! It's a woman..'.I
think." And as the other troopers gathered
around,- they saw that It was so. It was
a  woman  they had felled. But what a
"The Dark one will be pleased," said
the first trooper. "This Is Princess
Orgasme Weighaton, Senator from the
planet Balderdash. Few capflves would
be prized more highly!"
"Nor weigh so much," grumbled another.   "Come.   Let's  get  some  help."
It  took  eight  troopers  to move the
stunned princess and, as gently as passible, deposit ber in tbe ship's brig,
(space)
Tbe escape pod shot into tbe blackness,
hurtling towards the insignificant mote in
space that passed for tbe planet, Spl-
toon. AC/DC, stiU plugged into the female coupling of the pod's computer,
continued Issuelng high, sighing beeps.
"Will you stop that, AC!?" yelled C409,
polishing his creased shoulder. "We
should be preparing to land! That planet
looks terribly close."
With one fast beeping shudder, AC/DC
disengaged himself from the computer.
(He did not light up a cigarette.)
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK:
The droods meet Ihe Javas; we mccr
Puke Flyswatter and his uncles; Princess
Wci<ihaton really does meet the Dark Lord
of the Syphlesses and—but that would lie
telling. By Bruce Scott
Applications for the College
Union's Holiday Crafts Bazaar
are now available ln tbe CU
Program office, CU 3l7.
The Bazaar has become an
annual event on campus, attracting hordes of browsers and sbop-
of handcrafted items on display.
The Bazaar will be held on
two days, Monday and. Tjisliy,
Dec 5 and 6, from 3 a.m. until
530 p.m. In the CoUege Union
Lounge.
Details and applications r.re
Mailable it the CoUeg* Dalai
Program Office, CU 317.
Poetry, music
to be heard
Aprogram of poetry and music
entitled "Voices of the Nations"
111 be offered by the German
Club this Wednesday.
The   recital  wiU be held at
P.m. in Rooms 312-14 of the
College Unloa There is no charge
W dotations will be accepted.
The program wUl include
wrks in English, German, Japanese, Italian and Ylddlah.
Guerrilla  job
tactics taught
The "Guerilla Tactics to Tbe
J* Market" lecture, previously
set for Wednesday, Oct 19, has
«« Postponed until Wed., Nov.
'■ Tne time remains at 8 p.m.
J* 'he location win still be tbe
CoUege Union Lounge.
■a place of the announced lecher. Moss Green, thelecture
*iu be presented by Tom Jackson,
«8lojtor of tbe Guerilla Tactics
'Went, and author of The Hidden
** Market.