1948_10 The Daily Collegian October 1948

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- The Fresno State College Collegian -
national AoWwtisingSenrice.Inc,
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By JACK GHADY
With due respect to our Elder's, we just
about didn't come Out Of The Fog this week.
For some raisin (this story Is old enough to
be wrinkled) wc got busy watching the words
go by and almost missed the boot (we would
have p t a swift one had we gotten the boot.).
However, let's get on with it!
FOOTBALL: This one is kind of late but
y.m mieht as well sutTer with me. When FSC
►:..t Dirniigli with Santa liarb:ira a couple
weeks ago there was Gaucho Marx all over1
the sriiliron! Adding   dash of salt and Pep-
Sports Editor     -     -
Makeup Editor     -
Copy Editor     •     -
Organizations  Editor
^^ goodby to Lost Angeles.
-     -     - "~Gene King MAL DE MER: Navy Day was Wcdnes-
Bob Molander day. "Brings u" the thought that many a new
-    -     Jack Crcoe sailor becomes "Green For A Day."
Marianne Cmrnpacker APARTMENT TO LET: If anybody has an
-     Orarnae Osborne apartment I wish they would let seventeen of
-     Barbara Riechel my relatives move into it. That way there
Mel Johnson would only lie twelve of us left in my flat.
Photographer     -      -      -     Ronald Wightmcn Flat'. II .. II The place is bulging out at the
Circulation Manager      -      -      -     Don Poole sides now with all those yahoos!
Staif-Kiyolo Asaki. Don L   Bcrile. John Ber- THE WATERFRONT:  Well, I guess the
nier. Desanka Cur:',:. M :::::•: :.r. ■:.::.i- sprjnkler   has   been   going   but   front   long
or. Bruce Fams. lack Grady. Herb Greer, enough. Better go anil move it around
lack Hall. D;n Have-, D.ck K:r.:-ey.   ;cra lawn.
'   :.    :': -\-,K-;:-'■■'■:■". '}, Art Mar- THERE'S  NO BUSINESS  LIKE !
:r- BUSINESS:   I   wish  some of  the  bi
'■'Hf^' ' : Places around town would show a little	
>u HnniBv   imn s inrarri   in . <-j- |)Usincs<.   Business is dead  (and here please
notice that I refrain from the old
abounrtiilertakers)!
THE NEON LIGHTED BAND: Somebody
1948 MATH: $4 IS $5?
The college association, of which you're a
member if you hold a student body card, is
financially in a sorry mess. This fact will not
startle members of thc student government,
perhaps, but the extreme shortage of money
may l>c news to many students.
On Page 1 of this paper is a story report¬
ing that thc board of directors (four faculty,
four students) PASSED a completely unbal-
anccd budget, a budget which states that for
every S5 spent on athletics this year, thc as¬
sociation will receive only $4,
Athletics, though thc largest, is but one of
the activities carried on by thc association.
Each of thc other activities is also feeling thc
shortage of money. There is nothing strange
.' put their neon some of the tubes
the other night. Perhaps if they'll keep their
knee off next lime w.i won't lose track of Joe
that way. Or maybe he cm .-moke a cigar.
BENDING THE ELBOW: Do von think
drinking water helps keep a person from get¬
ting stiff in the joints?
UNDERNEATH THE ARCHES: In addi¬
tion to being the name of a song currently
being revived those words bring to mind the
cum situation. It not only gets underneath
the arches of ones shoes but or. ones trousers,
coat, shortsleivi-.s. and in one's hat. Ix-t's
stop gumming up the jerks!
AITEKNOON OF A FROWN: Today
w.-'ve scraped the bottom the barrel for you.
You may u«e your own misjudgement as to
- f U-irrc! we used. The bottom will
lie furnished on request. Accompany each
request with the top of a burning grand piano.
Otherwise, stave awav from me!
Thoas
.   Its  ll,
increased just as those of any    tends
other business. However, it differs from other
businesses in that its cru'ef source of "clear"
income — student body cards — has not
Students at FSC still (ray thc pre-war price,
$10, for association membership. And that
£10 is expected to do the work of $15. Ob-
On thc assumption that stockholders of a
corporation like to know what dividends their
investments will bring, Thc Collegian in-
publish all the pertinent facts con-
association finances, including thc
bookstore, cafeteria, coffee shop, publica-
playhousc.    music,   publicity    office,
Bangin On
The Wall
Caravan Editor
Cites Deadline,
Need For Copy
r. youcould hardly rs-
an.l   .,
office. :
Beside
pertinent facts,      W» ire Inter
publish any specific an •''"r/";"'"' '"
The Collegian intends
financial details requested by students. It is
thc students' association; they have a right
Astronomer To
Speak, Show
Pix Of Palomar
Don't be propositioned.
Vote no. -"-O'Brien
Commerce Majors
Elect Officers
Meet the Gang at the
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30-Day test of hundreds of Camel smokers revealed
NO THROAT IRRITATION DUE TO SMOKING CAMELS!