1968_09 The Daily Collegian September 1968

              2    The Dally Collegian     Trmradey, September 19, 1968
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A TIME TO KEEP*
Paranoia strikes deep
><MMi ERIC W. GILLIAM
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•Paranoia Strikes Deep,
Into your heart It will creep.
It starts when you're always afraid. . .»
—Song by the BuffaloSprlngfleld
The Bomb was painted "candy apple* red; across Its round sur¬
face were slogans and pithy remarks. Some were statements of yore
("Remember The Main!* and 'White Man's Burden* and "Manifest
Destiny"); others were the bellicose graffito that had been exten¬
sively used In the last election campaign ("Honor Sacred Commit¬
ments* and "Stop Aggression" and "Peace Is Our Profession"). The
Bomb had Just been delivered to the inauguration site and workmen
were preparing a wooden cradle for It while scientists busied them¬
selves attaching wires which led from the device to a small Bible.
The workers hurried since the area was already beginning to fill up
with Jovial, red-faced men. Soon the ritual would begin.
After a time all the guests had arrived: the ladles encased In mink
to ward off the chill January wind and the well-fleshed men wrapped
In topcoats, their enbourboned breaths fluffing steam Into the cold
air. They eyed The Bomb with a proprietary air, nudging each other
knowingly and making sly remarks; the ladles' brittle laughter fol¬
lowed each bon mot and they twittered among themselves, each si¬
lently speculating on the age of the other's Balenclaga or Dior.
Then the conversation faded as the President-elect, theChlef Jus¬
tice, the solemn coterie of officials and dignitaries and columns of
lesser fry arrived. They took their places on the stand, giving The
Bomb a smile of recognition as they passed, careful not to trip over
the gleaming wires. They smiled again as the Introductions and pre¬
liminary speeches were made and burst Into refined applause when
the heavily made-up presldent-to-be walked arm In arm with the
Chief Justice to the podium. The applause swelled as the victor
bobbed and grinned and held his hands aloft. The Chief Justice mut¬
tered the phrases, In practice. . . "sole only swear. . . protect and
defend. . .-of the United States, so help you. . .* All was ready.
The President-elect turned, glanced at The Bomb, then faced his
attestor. Some thought that he had winked at the Chief Justice but
were not sure. He raised his right hand and, with his left, felt for the
Bible, an old Testament version. He found the wires, fingered them
for a moment, then touched their ends together. A flashbulb popped.
The fireball rose like a Phoenix and through the furies of flame
and smoke my old childhood pal, Porky Pig, looking remarkably like
the loser, appeared stuttering the lines:
•Th-th-THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!"
Why would Bic torment
this dazzling beauty?
Only Bic w0l
the p«n jhe'j „ ..,.. .„..,	
for scholarship athlete*, lucky cord ployers ond
socialites who con afford the expensive 49-cent price."
But don't let those delicate good looks fool you. Despite hor-
rible punishment by mod scientists, the elegant Bic Clic still wrote
first time, every time.
Everything you wont in a fine pen, you'll find m the new Bic
Clic It's retractable. Refilloble. Comes in 8 barrel colors. And like
abuse sadistic students devise for il.
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o apologize for the '•
California's politics
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the Democratic National Conven-     jjj**   **j
AUoto, who should know, said     crattc C
that hadn't  been decided yet and
suggested In a wire to Lawrence So fai
O'Brien, Humphrey's    selection      backing
for Democratic  National Chair¬
man, that Assembl£Speaker Jes¬
se   M.   Unruh  be   made a state
co-chairman.
e told a
I   accept tl
r any at
Democratic State Chairman
Roger Boas, who has assumed
a peacemaker role, calls Hill
typical of disappointed McCarthy
backers - disgruntled because
their candidate did not win the
nomination and disturbed that they
lost a fight over a Vietnam peace
plank   In  the   p:.rty  platform.
ment would have to come from the
vice president.
Unruh and other members of
the California delegation were
angered by what they felt was
shabby treatment at the Chicago
convention. But most of them
pledged after Humphrey's nomin¬
ation to work for him.
One exception Is Geral N.
Hill, San Francisco attorney who
s disappoint
While Humphrey's campaign
Is having difficulty, the same
poll gives former state control¬
ler Alan Cranston, a Vietnam
dove of long standing, a decisive
49-30 lead over Dr. Max Raf¬
ferty, state superintendent of
public Instruction, In the race for
the U.S. Senate.
Rafferty defeated 16-year In¬
cumbent republican Sen. Thomas
H. Kuchel In the June primary to
win a place on the November bal¬
lot against Cranston, who dis¬
posed of State Sen. Anthony J.
Bellenson,   author of a 1967 :
the s
s Vie-
But Boas said he and others
In the party's structure were
trying  to "keep   our lines of
McCarthy   suppor
h  the
torlan era abortion laws.
If the trend holds-and Rafferty
usually closes strong In a cam¬
paign-Cranston could helpHum-
phrey, Instead of the other way
Cranston    obviously Is
If you don't know
DIAMONDS-
be sure to see
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_   ...    their help
desperately, and to point out to
them that our candidate comes
from forces where Vietnam doves
are in party councils" and where
the peace plank lost by a small
margin. Boas, a San Francisco
supervisor, is uncommonly can¬
did about Humphrey's problems
In  the  nation's     most populous
As to the v
chances of carrylnfCalifornla.he
says bluntly: "I'd say It's very
uphill. But there are six weeks
to go and In politics It's dif¬
ficult to predict two months ahead
of election day.    If It were held
The   public     opinion  polls
experts to ca
In the White
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state poll, copyrighted by the Los
Angeles Times, showed Nixon
leading Humphrey, 43-34 per
cent. Third party candidate
George Wallace gets 7per cent.
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Hospital tutorial
will be expanded
Thureday, September 19, 1968    The Dally ColleeVm
Agribusiness faces grad shortage
The Fresno State College hos¬
pital tutorial program will be ex¬
panded to Include the Valley
Children's Hospital as well as
the Fresno County General Hos¬
pital this year, according to
James B. Lundberg, assistant
professor,  School of Education.
Sponsored by the FSC branch
of the Student California Teach¬
ers Association, the tutorial pro¬
gram aids youngsters from three
years old to Junior high school
age, who are hospitalized.
•All FSC students seeking pre-
teachlng experience are Invited to
participate," explained Lund¬
berg,   who Is the supervisor for
New SF State
head takes soft
activist policy
SAN FRANCISCO (UPI) - The
new president of San Francisco
State College promises he will
ctlvlsts w
call    1
t  will   r
police
ulty
m 700 fac-
o the of-
t  of classes Monday.
the FSC-SCTA group. "Credit
may be obtained for tutoring
two hours each week."
The Student Relations Com¬
mittee of the School of Educa¬
tion will Join the FSC-SCTA group
In furthering the tutorial pro¬
gram.
Plans for an orientation pro¬
gram for tutors and parents of the
children are being made for the
programs this fall.
•One of the biggest problems
facing agribusiness In California
is finding sufficient numbers of
college graduates to meet the
demands In an Industry where
there are over 1,400 vocations,*
stated Lloyd Dowler, dean of the
Fresno State College School of
Agriculture.
FSC has mac
'The school of agriculture has
been attempting to recruit as
many students as possible from
both  urban  and  rural  areas In
order to help provide more grad¬
uates for the Jobs available in
agribusiness,' Dowler added.
He commented that the agri¬
business curriculum, which has
been In exJstance at FSC for six
years, has been the most popular
major In the department for the
past two years.
He said 1,341 students have
graduated from the school since
1948. 'These graduates are
making many /contributions to
an improved agricultural econ¬
omy by providing the technical
know-how In terms of farm
management, agricultural sales,
Persons Interested In any
phase of animal science, plant
science or mechanized agri¬
cultural employment may obtain
Student teacher deadline near
Elementary student teaching
applications may be made in
Education-Psychology 120 from
9 a.m. to noon.
A meeting for secondary stu¬
dent teachejs will be held Oct.
3 at 5 p.m. In the Little Theatre.
Deadline to complete ap¬
plications for the credential
program Is Jan. 10 for students
beginning education courses In
the spring semester.
Education classes are usually
begun In the Junior year, ac¬
cording to Dr. Allen Hasson, co¬
ordinator of teacher education.
Otherwise students must sque¬
eze all the education classes
into their last  few  semesters.
Secondary   candidates     must
average for the last  thirty units.
Elementary   candidates  must
have a 2.25 overall GPA or 2.0
overall and 2.25 In the last thirty
Forms and Information maybe
obtained In Education-Psychol¬
ogy 120.
necessary  to
r during campus dis¬
turbances.
Robert R. Smith, who took over
the presidency of the 19,000-
student campus from Dr. John
Summersklll, said he will deal
with student activists In a man¬
ner that will 'assure equity but
achieve accountability to the
rules of the Institution.
', "I have no Ideological block
against calling the police oi
i  said  a
' should be develop¬
ed on the campus and steps ta¬
ken to Insure against 'coercion
and Intimidation by those with
strong feelings on a variety of
subjects.
•We will try to resolve these
conflicts before they reach the
area of total checkmate,* Smith
said.
Cleaver
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Impact   on   society whether or
not we agree with trim."
In addition to Cleaver, who
will lecture ,for an hour and a
half each week, the class will
feature "other perspectives, In¬
cluding Oakland Police Chief
Charles Gain, Mexican-Ameri¬
cans, and academic spokesmen,"
Brown said.
•Ave intend to see that this
course Is given somehow this
fall, although we would like It
under auspices of the univer¬
sity so the faculty could exer¬
cise control over academic
standards,"  Brown said.
He said the student-proposed
course was a "direct out¬
growth" of the turbulent Free
Speech Movement of 1964. Stu¬
dents demanded, and won, the
right to suggest courses through
student members of the Center
for Participant Education. The
CEP, ln-turn, won approval of the
course by the Board of Education¬
al Development, a division of the
faculty-controlled Academic
Senate which Is responsible for
new courses.
If the regents overturn the
course, Brown said, "there could
be trouble."
At Berkeley, threats have a
way of materializing.
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