1967_02 The Daily Collegian February 1967

              Wednesday. February 8. 1967
LETTERS
the
fcUN^HOUSE
By SAGEBRUSH s
Spring! That hellish, hectic time of the year when the valley pokes
its head out from under the fog, students quick-change from over¬
coats and umbrellas to cut-offs and sweatshirts, and Fresno State
CoUege prepares for another wild and woolly semester.
As you recall, we ended last semester on some rather uncere¬
monious notes. FSC claimed the distinction of holding the first public
•hanging" of Governor Reagan and led the rest of the state In similar
action of outrageous rebellion. Let's hope, however, that this
semester, ail "spontaneous" protest groups will notify the press at
least four days before they plan to meet. "The Dtlly Collegian' had
only two days to prepare for the last uprising.
Don't bother reading William Manchester's "Death of a President*
series in "Look* magazine. The first three installments are not nearly
as sensational as the publicity moves before its release. Anyway,
evidence keeps coming In that shows Oswald may not have been alone.
This month's "Playboy* interview with author Mark Lane Is a real
eye-opener. Read it, and those Let's Impeach Earl Warren buttons
may start popping up again.
Attention apartment dwellers! A recent statewide survey shows
that FSC students DO NOT pay higher rents than other college com¬
munities. It's comforting to know that we have not been singled out
and that everyone Is gelling Ihe bite.
to the students of Fresno State
for an article that appeared In the
Collegian a week or so ago. The
article was a personal letter that
I had written to an executive
member of the California Feder¬
ation of Teachers (A.F.T.). This
letter was not written tor publl-
l Is a good example of
us that this type
of an organization will use to
exploit their cause. In my thirty-
four years of teaching and coach¬
ing, I have never permitted my
students to use foul language of
any kind, but I do see "red* when
I see or bear the word "union*
In connection with public school
teachers. One gets angry when he
cares, and I care about my pro¬
fession and I will fight everybody
In every way possible to keep the
unions out of the public schools.
This, then, la a public apology
for using such words, but I again
repeat, It was not meant tor publi¬
cation. I did appreciate the many
comments from the students and
faculty alike expressing their
mutual feeling concerning the ar¬
ticle. To the several English Pro¬
fessors and one or two others who
have succeeded In "cutting" my
grammer - If you would care to
challenge me on my "grounds",
Just bring your handball gloves
over and we will level things off
» bit.
While I have the floor, I would
like to discuss the topic of budget
cutting. I would like to hav
student body president c'
petition asking for all staff mem¬
bers to teach one more class for
the coming school year. In fact,
I will help him.Mr.Dumke'sldea
of "freezing* the enrollment of
the slate colleges Is a deliberate
attempt to be uncooperative with
one of the Chief Executive's ideas
of trying to balance the budget. bubble could burst and our nine
Keep in mind that our new Gov- year depression of the30'swould
ernor was elected by a majority look like a rose bed compared to
of nearly one million votes, and what  could happen. Mr. Dumke
one of his  campaign promises should bo calling his entire staff
was to put this state back on a together, including all the state
more sane financial basis. college  presidents, and make a
If various  state governments serious attempt to find ways to
continue   on   an   irresponsible put this great state of ours on a
spending program like our Fed- "pay as you go" basis. No person,
eral   Government has, the big (Continued on Page 8, CoL 5)
Speaking of apartments, n
owners had their say and moaned about how
all  they  did was lose money? Well, anotl
going up on San Ramon. A tax write-off, pel
President Johnson's credibility gap Is ga
helicopters than Washington cares to adm
on into the area of casualties, Johnson n
Worth waiting to see—"Grand Prix,"
about European roadracing. II will be a n
this year and could win 'em all. The a
people get carsick during Its running, but
Ing again. Latest reports
losing more planes and
. If the reports continue
Draft Dodgers
Storm Canada  .
Draft dodgers living in Canada
now number from 1500 lo 3000,
according  to  John Dlefenbaker.
Dlefenbaker, opposition leader
to Prime Minister Lester B.
Pearson, has challenged Pearson
to explain the government's at¬
titude toward the draft-dodging
Americans seeking Canadian
citizenship.
--ONE OWNER-
BOOKS FOR SALE
Hist. 181-"America Moves
West",   4th ed. Rlegel  tt
Athern. $6.50.
Geog. 141 - "Regional Geog.
Of Anglo-America*, White,
Foscue, & McKnight, 3rd
ed.$7.50.
Hist. 1B9A-B-"California",
2nd ed., Caughey. $6.50.
Bus.   Ad.   110 -  "Mgmt.
DO BULLIES KICK SAND IN YOUR FACE?
U so, we don't want you In I.R.S.
INTERVIEW DATE:
THIS FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 10TH
430 Golden Gate Avenue
San Francisco. California   94102
Phone (41S) 356-4432
IRS M an Equal Opportunity Employer
STAMP OUT YOUNG LOVE
It happens every day. A young man goes off to college,
leaving his home town sweetheart with vows of eternal
love, and then he finds that he has outgrown her. What, in
such cases, is the honorable thing to do?
Well sir, you can do what Crunch Sigafoos did.
When Crunch left his home in Cut and Shoot, Pa., to go
off to a prominent midwestern university (Florida State)
he said to his sweetheart, n wholesome country lass named
Mildred Bovine, "My dear, though I am far away in col¬
lege, I will love you always. I take a mighty oath I will
never look at another girl. If I do, may my eyeballs parch
and wither, may my viscera writhe like adders, may my
evcr-prcss slacks go baggy!"
Then he clutched Mildred to his bosom, flicked some
hayseed from her hair, planted a final kiss upon her fra¬
grant young skull, and went away, meaning with all his
heart to be faithful.
But on the very first day of college he met a coed named
Irmgnrd Champerty who was studded with culture like a
ham with cloves. She knew verbatim the complete works
of Franz Kafka, she sang solos in stereo, she wore a black
leather jacket with an original Goya on the back.
Well sir. Crunch took one look and his jaw dropped and
his nostrils pulsed like a bellows and his kneecaps turned
to sorghum. Never had he beheld such sophistication, such
intellect, such savoir fairc. Not. mind you, that Crunch
was a dolt. He was, to be sure, a country boy, but he had a
head on his shoulders, believe you me! Take, for instance,
his choice of razor blades. Crunch always shaved with
Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades, and if that doesn't
show good sense. I am Rex the Wonder Horse. No other
blade shaves you so comfortably so often. No other blade
brings you such facial felicity, such epidermal elan.
Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades take the travail out
of shaving, scrap the scrape, negate the nick, peel the pull,
oust the ouch. Furthermore. Personnas are available both
in double-edge style and in injector style. If you're smart
-and I'm sure you are, or how'd you get out of high school
-you'll get a pack of Personnas before another sun has set.
But I digress. Crunch, as we have seen, was instantly
smitten with Irmgard Champerty. All day he followed her
around campus and listened to her talk about Franz Kafka
nnd like that, and then be went back to his dormitory and
found this letter from his home town sweetheart Mildred:
DrarCrunch;
L7l kids had a keen time yesterday. We went down to
the pond and caught some frogs. I caught the most of
anybody. Then we hitched rides on trucks and did lots
of nutsy stuff like that. Well. I must close now because I
got to whitewash the fence.
Your friend,
Mildred
y skateboard.
P.S— / know how to ride backwards c
Well sir, Crunch thought about Mildred and then he
thought about Irmgard and then a great sadness fell upon
him. Suddenly he knew he had outgrown young, innocent
Mildred; his heart now belonged to smart, sophisticated
Irmgard.
Being above all things honorable, he returned forth¬
with to Cut and Shoot, Pa., and looked Mildred straight in
the eye and said manlily, "I do not love you any more. I
love another. You can hit me in the stomach all your might
if you want to."
"That's okay, hey" said Mildred amiably. "I don't love
you neither. I found a new boy:'
"What is his name?" asked Crunch.
"Franz Kafka" said Mildred.
"1 hope you will be very happy;' said Crunch and shook
Mildred's hand and they have remained good ti'-mda to
this day. In fact. Crunch and Irmgard often double-date
with Franz and Mildred and have barrels of fun. Franz
knows how to ride backwards on his skateboard one-legged.
So you tee, aWs urll that ends well-including a thave
with Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades and
Personna't partner in luxury shaving-Burma-Shave. It
eomes in menthol or regular; It soaks rings around any
Engineers Week Set Feb. 20-24
Engineers Week, the highlight an open house on Feb. 24 from
of the year tor the Fresno State 10 a,m. to 10 p.m. Visitors will
CoUege School of Engineering, be given guided tours through the
will be held Feb. 20-24. engineering laboratories and will
Tho week will bo climaxed with see several demonstrations.
ROOS/ATKINS
February 8, 1967
THr. UAILV COLLM.I
What's Happening
By KATIIY MOl'Li IlltOP
A Sate of
100% Alpaca
Sweaters
Genuine Alpaca. Two top styles. New¬
est raglan shoulders, full bell sleeves,
double-rib waistband, turn-back cuffs.
Black, Gold, Blue, Green,   s to xL
Re*.25.00
tqJBQ
18.80
COLLEGE Y COLLEGE REPl IU.IC \NS
ENCOUNTER   SERIES MfJllpatal   Vlltal, a. member
The Rev. Chris lUrtralre will of the Peace Corps faculty from
speak on The Migrant Ministry India, will speak on India's posl-
and  Farm Labor Organization* "on on Southeast Asia at today's
at the Feb. 9 meeting of the Col- 7 P-m- meeting of the California
lege Y Encounter series. It begins College   Republicans   In  Social
at noon. Science HI.
"JUNO AND THE PAYCOCK"
Auditions tor "Juno and the
Paycock* will be held today from
7-9 p.m. and Thursday; from3-6
p.m. In Speech Arts 34. Phil
Walker, associate professor of
speech, said students do not have
to be drama majors to try out.
PEACE CORPS
Peace Corps volunteer Susan
Letra Pierce, a 1985 graduate,
has arrived In Southern Chile
where she will soon begin working
In hospitals and with public health
services In the area.
While at FSC Miss Pierce was a
member of the Nursing Club,
Kappa Phraterls and the Canter¬
bury Club.
ARTS AND LECTURES
Included In the agenda of the
Thursday (1p.m.) meeting of the
Senate Board on Arts and Lec¬
tures wui be a request from the
CoUege Union tor transfer of
responsibility of the performing
arte program to the Senate Board
on the CoUege Union. Also In¬
cluded will bo a request tor the
Brass Choir to go to Las Vegas,
Nev., Mar. 20 tor the Music Ed¬
ucators National Conference,
Western Division. The meeting
will be held In the President's
Conference Room.
SIGMA DELTA PI
Yearbook pictures wUl be taken
today at the 1 p.m. meeting of
Sigma Delta PI in Social Scl-
SEMPER FIDEUS SOCIETY
The Semper Fidelia Society
will show two movies at today's
7 p.m. meeting. "On Target,*
deals with the sir strike capa¬
bilities of the airborne marines.
The second film deals with the
ground forces In Viet Nam. The
meeting will be held In Educa¬
tion-Psychology 102.
Speech Arts 34 to arrange for a
JUDO CLUB
The Judo Club will meet to¬
night at 7:18 p.m. in the Men's
Gym. Further Information can
be obtained by calling club pres¬
ident Keith Chambers at 227-
8691.
FOLKSONGS AND POETRY
The    Fresno   Folksong   and
Poetry Croup will hold a concert
Men with car - work 18-20
hrs. week -excellentpay*
Scholarship It you qualify.
Info given 8:15 PM Moo. or
7 PM Frl., 311 No. Fulton,
Suite 115. Hiring now.
Theatre of the Speech Arts Build¬
ing. The concert Is to raise money
for the Sacramento march on
Feb. 11. There will be adonation
Of 50 cents.
WRA
The Women's Recreation
Association will sponsor a bas¬
ketball tournament Feb. 9 at 4
p.m. Coeds may enter the tourney
Individually or participate as a
team In the sorority and dormi¬
tory division.
Newman Center
Lent Service Set
A Lenten service, including
the distribution of ashes, wUl be
conducted tonight at 8 o'clock In
the Newman Center.
The Rev. Sergio Negro, chap¬
lain, wUl deliver a sermon.
Weekly masses during Lent will
be at 7 a.m. and 5 p.m.
Convention Center Theater - Feb. 12,8:00 PM
The
Sights & Sounds
1              °f
1 FERRANTE & TEICHER
1      Prices250,3.N. 151.4.50 - TicketsNtw - Convention Center
|                    Box Office, 700 "M" St.           Ph. 233-8369
APARTMENTS
Tropic Isle • Continental Arms
1340 E.  SAN BRUNO
1331 E. SAN BRUNO
Beautifully furnished 1 and 2 bedroom
apartments..... garden landscaped
.. .Willipools.   Reisoiabry priced.
TToiu»e7»™^^43AIL w>w*ie BRYON
229-.019- 222-1762
KFSR STAFF
ive  t.ennon Is the new sta-
managur for KFSR, campus
0 station.    Other   spring
staff   members  are
Mike Purl, program director;
Dave Ostroff, news director;
Erie GeUlam, public relations
director; and Randy McFarland,
director of operations.
PROJECT AMIUOS
A meeting of all persons Inter¬
ested In working on Project
Amlgos will be held Feb. 9 at
1:30 p.m. In the CoUege Religious
Prelect Amlgos Is an Easter
week work project In Tijuana,
Mexico. As part of the self-help
program, American students aid
Mexican builders In tho construc¬
tion of schools and other public
facilities In Tijuana.
Sue Coker and Charles Swanson
are the co-chairmen of Project
BAWO-TV
Robert C. Adams, assistant
professor of speech, has been
elected to a two-year term as
secretary of the radlo-televlslon
interest group of the Western
Speech Association.
LETTERS
(Continued from Page 2)
family, farmer, business, school
or government, can continue tor
long spending more than they
make without getting Into serious
trouble.
Faculty members received a
7% raise last year, and I under¬
stand from good authority that we
are to receive a 5% again this
year, which is not bad at all-do
we want all the roses and none
of the thorns? Right here, again,
I would like for you students to do
a little Investigating. Check
A.F.T. ambitions for a raise. I
believe It to be from 10 to 15%,
and they will make every attempt
to get It, even If It means a
tuition for you - you had better
believe 1L
There Is a lot of fat that can be
• trimmed from Just about every
segment of our school program. I
was glad to see a tentative ban on
out of state travel. The out of
state travel budget amounts to
over five million a year. State
officials are allowed from $18 to
125 a day, and this Is Just for food
and lodging. I think most of you
have traveled enough to know that
most people can do very well on
$12 to $14 a day.
Very seriously, If I was Just
thinking of myself and family In
regard to finances only, I would
Join the aforementioned organi¬
zation before the week Is out;but
I definitely feel that such policies
will degrade the teaching pro¬
fession In many ways, and have a
serious Ill-affect on our capital¬
istic democratic form of govern¬
ment. I once beard • great man
say "A politician looks to the next
election, a statesman looks to the
next generation*.
1 like the statesman's ap¬
proach, bow about you?
ERNEST WILD
Associate Professor
Physical Education
ir, $15.00 * year. Edi¬
torial office Business 238, tele¬
phone  222-5161. Ext. 441, 444,
220, telephone 222-5181, ext- 256.