1965_12 The Daily Collegian December 1965

              The DaUy CoUagtan
Thnraday, December 18,11
Faculty Salaries Drop
A document received from toe
California state CoUege Chan¬
cellor's office, snows that toe
competitive position of state col¬
lege salaries has deteriorated
since toe late 1950's.
Compared to 10 other coUeges
chosen for comparison, the re¬
port charges that toe relative
position of the state colleges has
deteriorated by Just over one
per cent, on toe average, each
from toe office of C. Mansel
Keene, assistant chancellor,
faculty and staff affairs.
By studying toe salaries of the
10 comparison colleges over toe
last 10 years, the report esti¬
mated their 1966-67 all-ranks
mean salary at a projected
$11,035.
By comparison, the current
state coUege all - ranks mean
salary Is $10,620.
This salary disadvantage has
led to problems to the state col-
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IBylht author oj"Rally Roun
THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS
HAS FLOWN THE COOP
Can education bring happiness?
This is a question that in recent years has caused much
lively debate and several hundred stabbing* among Ameri¬
can college professors. Some contend that if a student's in¬
tellect is sufficiently aroused, happiness will automatically
follow. Others say that to concentrate on the intellect and
ignore the rest of the personality can only lead to misery.
I myself favor the second view, and I offer in evidence
the well-known case of Knut Fusco.
Knut, a forestry' major, never got anything less than a
straight "A," was awarded his B.T. (Bachelor of Trees) in
only two yeara, his M.S.B. (Master of Sap and Bark) in
only three, and his D.B.C. (Doctor of Blight and Cutworms)
in only four.
Academic glory was his. His intellect was the envy of
every intellect fan on campus. But was he happy? The an¬
swer, alas, was no. Knut—he knew not why—was miser¬
able; so miserable, in fact, that one day while walking
across campus, he was suddenly so overcome with melan¬
choly that he flung himself, weeping, upon the statue of the
By and by, a liberal arts coed named Nikki Sigafoos came
by with her Barby doll. She noted Knut's condition. "How
come you're so unhappy, hey?" said Nikki.
"Suppose you tell me, you dumb old liberal arts major,"
replied Knut peevishly.
"All right, I will," said Nikki. "Vol
reasons. First, because you have been s<
intellect that you  have gone i
I've got
ithing
ung,
re unhappy for two
o busy stuffing your
rved your psyche.
ii to a justice of the peace."
Personna Stainless Steel
of
mind you, but a per¬
son oughtn't to ne¬
glect the pleasant
gentle amenities of
life—the fun things.
Have you. for in-
Knut shook  his
"Have you ever    ..
watched a sunset?
Written a poem? Shaved
Blade?"
Knut shook his head.
"Well, we'll fix that right now," suit! Nikki, and ga'
a razor, a f'eraonna Stainless Steel Blade, and a <
Burma Shave.
Knut lathered with the Burma Shave and shaved with
the Personna and for the first time in many long yeara he
smiled. He smiled and then he laughed —peal after peal of
reverberating joy. "Wow-dow!" he cried. "What a shave!
Does Personna come in injector style, too?"
"It does," said Nikki.
"Glorioskv!" cried Knut. "And does Burma Shave come
in menthol, too?"
"It does," said Nikki.
"Hu7.7-ah!" cried Knut. "Now that I have found Personna
and Burma Shave I will never have another unhappy day."
"Hold!" said Nikki. "Personna and Burma Shave alone
will not solve your problem —only half of it. Remember I
said there were two things making you unhappy?"
"Oh, yeah," said Knut. "What's the other one?"
"How long have vou had that bear trap on vour foot?"
said Nikki.
"I stepped on it during a fieUprip in my freshman year,"
said Knut. "I keep meaning to have it taken off."
"Allow me," said Nikki and removed it.
"Land's sakes, what a relief!" said Knut, now totally
happy, and took Nikki's hand and led her to a Personna
vendor and then to a justice of the peace.
Today Knut is a perfectly fulfilled man, both intellect-
wise and peraonalitywise. He lives in a charming split-level
house with Nikki and their 17 children and he rises steadily
in the forestry game. Only last month, in fact, he became
Consultant on Sawdust to the American Butchers Guild,
he was named an Honorary Sequoia by the park commis¬
sioner of Las Vegas, and he published a best-selling book
called / Wat a Slippery Elm for the FBI.
The maker* of Pertonna '■ Stamlett Steel Bladet and
Burma Share' at*pleated that Knut it finally out
ot the iroodr-and to trill |ou be if four goal it lux¬
ury tharlng. Jutt try Pertonna and Burma Share.
The report said that by toe end
of 1963-64, 261 fulltlmo faculty
members left the state colleges
for toe primary purpose of ac¬
cepting other assignments.
In 1984-65, tola number rose to
302 faculty members.
The state coUege master plan
assumes a departure rate of six
per cent. The actual rate was 8.8
per cent to 1963-64 and 9.5 per
cent 1964-65.
The problem of recruiting new
faculty members is also becom-
ming more critical, according to
the report.
The number of full-time equiv¬
alent positions to be filled for
1965-66 Is 1,690.1. By Oct. 1,
1965, 1,480.2 positions had been
filled,     leaving     210  positions
A total of 437 new fuU-tlme fac¬
ulty members, or 38.6 per cent,
were appointed for only one year
to 1965-66.
There has also been a striking
increase in hiring part-time
faculty, to contrast to fuU-tlme
faculty, since 1957-58. The re¬
port said this Is an Index of
recruiting difficulties.
In order to rsoffs tho 1956-58
relationship between toe state
coUege salaries and the com¬
parison coUeges, to November,
1965, the faculty and staff af¬
fairs committee of the California
State CoUege Board of Trustees,
unanimously passed a resolution
calling for an 11.2 per cent
faculty pay Increase In 1966-67.
Copies of the report have been
distributed to the office of each
school or division, the Ubrary,
the office of the academic vice-
president, and one copy wUI cir¬
culate to members of the admln-
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partment repair the engine of a farm Implement as part of the
training. They are (left to right) Howard J. Martin, lnstructc
Donald C. Gomes, Harvey J. Ug (kneeling) and Pete BandonL.
Ag Mechanics Labs
Offer Real Experience
The Agricultural Mechanics
Department offers Fresno State
CoUege ag students an opportun¬
ity to gain a complete knowledge
of the mechanical agriculture
field.
Students meet once a week for
half a day. After an hour lecture
they move to the laboratory to put
their newly-gained knowledge to
The equipment and 22,500
square-foot buUdlng which make
up the ag mechanics lab are valu¬
ed at nearly SI mUUon. The lab
Is divided Into four main sections:
farm structures, farm power,
forging and welding and farm ma¬
in farm structures or carpen¬
try, students learn the basic re¬
quirements of farm buildings and
,   In  the
about electricity and wiring, as
must be done on the farm.
Forging and welding labs pro¬
vide students with a complete
theoretical and practical know¬
ledge of this field, as It applies
The farm machinery labora¬
tory offers a wide variety of pro-
sizes and types of gas and dlesel
engines for demonstration. Then
students are required to work on
them for practical experience. In
another section of this lab, ma¬
chines are brought In off the
coUege   farm, serviced and any
, ag majors U
Foreign Student
Party Is Set
Foreign students are Invited to
an International Club Christmas
Party Friday night from 7:30 to
midnight.
The party wUI be held at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. B. Lewis,
437 East Olive Street. They wUI
provide refreshments which wlU
Include roasf- beef, ham, turkey
and soft drinks.
sary Is completed. Students are
given a check list to follow step-
by-step  for  complete servicing
After this general knowledge
Is gained, students move out onto
the farm Itself and operate the
various machines.
Much of the equipment used is
state-owned. Some Is leased to
the state by the manufacturers.
In special cases, the factories
wUI  loan  the  college a certain
famUIar with It.
CD. Jensen, department
chairman, said the objective of
this program Is to teach students
how the machine works, why It
does and then pro-
a chance to work
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FSC Cagers Overcome
Rugged CW, Win 68-50
BULLDOG BARK
It's always Interesting to follow collegiate athletics, especially
those sports that are often referred toss minor or "back seat' sports.
Three of the fine sports here at Fresno State College, water polo,
wresUlng, and cross country, should possibly get more publicity,
but because of the tight grip which advertising places on a newspaper,
don't get a fair share of space to many coUege papers.'
Sometimes advertising space can't be toe lone blame for this prob¬
lem; more times than not, It's a matter of complacency on toe part
of many sports staffs (and at Umea even "The DaUy CoUeglan' has
been guilty of this Infraction).
Any avid sports tan at Bulldog land can't really appreciate a sport
until he or she takes a trip, for example, to toe wresUlng room to
see devotion at work.
WresUlng, much like water polo and cross country, is a sport that
Just Isn't to weU supported.
Students, alumni and FSC sports tans In general cry and yell all
year-round tor high caliber teams, and here at FSC we have one of
the finest coUeglate wrestling teams to the nation.
This year under second year coach Dick Francis, 1964-65's "Rookie
Coach of the Year," FSC haa whipped a strong Stanford mat team,
placed second In the Northern California Invitational Tourney and
rolled to Its second consecutive Mare Island Tourney championship.
It would be a real tribute to coach Francis and his grapplers If this
year  students  and community folk alike get out and support these
«And there couldn't be a better chance than Friday and Saturday
nights at 8 p.m., as the BuUdogs host San Jose State CoUege and toe
University of California (at Berkeley) respectively.
You always hear people saying that they wouldn't want to be to toe
shoes of a coach who couldnt produce a winning team--may it be
football, basketball, baseball or what have you—and last Saturday
night (for that particular game with Sacramento State CoUege) I found
my opportunity not to envy coach Ed Gregory,
For the first time In FSC history and toe first Ume at our "modern"
gym, a basketball game nearly had to bo called because of all things,
RAINI
It seems as thoughaleak developed overthe mid court area In a sky
light, hampering much of the second half play.
Now If this Isn't an embarrassing situation to be to, weU then I can't
teU you what is.
What concerns me Is having tola "germ" of toe gym fixed. If re¬
pairing the leak Is like anything else to the State coUege system, U
may be sometime next year before It's fixed. But we hope toe proper
officials have waived toe various channels needed to go through. I trust
by now, however, it has been repaired (?).
FSC's head mentor and varsity hoopsters won't get a chance to take
a breather as they leave today for EI Paso, Texas to engage a big
bruising Texas Western University five.
We understandTexaaWestern personnel is on toe same order as toe
University of Pacific Tigers to size and weight—607, 230....6-8,
245, etc.
Gregory feels that If toe game were being played here toe BuUdogs
would probably handle TW, but playing them on their own court is a
tough chore.
However, he does feel that if his boys put a couple of real tremen¬
dous efforts together, they could do the Job.
Reports from Harry MUler, last year's Bulldog mentor, are that
the Miners have one of the toughest defenses In toe country.
MUler said that they pick you up from the minute you enter the
front door and cover you like a blanket UU the Ume you leave El Paso.
He speaks with authority because his Eastern NewMexlco Univer¬
sity quintet, which he claims Is a good ball club, was humiliated by
toe Miners, 89-38 (collectlng.only 12 field goals).
Don Haskin's Miners have always been Tigers on defense and have
never finished lower than fifth nationally.
Offensively Texas averaged only 66 points a game last year. This
year the Miners are 4-1 with their only loss to perennial Amateur
Athletic Union power PhUllp's 68ers.
This year Haskins has a number of highly touted boys lnclng
starters, sophomores David (Daddy D) Lattln, a 6-8, 247 pounder
from Houston and 5-6 Wee WUIle Worsley, a New Yorker with more
moves  than a monkey on 50 feet of grapevine.... and he has been
reputed to stuff the ball with ease.
Other starters are Harry Floumoy, 6-5, NevU (The Shadow) Shed,
6-8, and Jerry Armstrong, a 6-5 senior.
We hope that toe Gregorymen treat this game Just as they would
any other thump-thump game and not get psyched out.
Whatever the outcome, Judging from releases from out Texas way,
it looks to be as Interesting as a beUy dancer at a rock 'n roll con¬
test (thank you Eddie MuUena).
Disaster nearly struck toe
Fresno State CoUege Varsity
baaketbaU team last night byway
of a highly stubborn, underrated
California Western University
(San Diego) quintet.
The Battlln' BuUdogs had to
lltorally battle their way to a68-
50 victory over a gallant
Westerner team.
The eighteen point spread is
Fresno Ninth
Despite wins over Cal State
Hayward and Sacramento State
last weekend, toe Bulldog
baaketbaU team slipped
another notch to ninth to the
United Press International
CoUeglate Division ratings.
Coach Ed Gregory's
charges received 68 votes to
the poll of sports writers.
With Al RazuUs and Tim Cun¬
ningham at the controls, Western
scored at wUI. Fresno didn't ac¬
tually get going untU reserve for¬
ward Jack Kennedy ripped toe
nets for two points with 7:18
left In the period, to put Fresno
out in front 17-16.
The half ended with a gulp as
toe action-packed period made
AndersonvUle look like kiddles'
quarters at a pre-war plantation
family get-together.
As a matter of fact, toe half
ended with Cal's John Williamson
and Lonnle Hughey coming to near
blows, but quick Intervention cut
off any serious results.
The second half got off on the
same rugged note, with toe lead
see-sawlng back and forth.
Fresno, however, came back
with an improved defense with
toe FSC full court press definite¬
ly hampering Cal Western.
The BuUdogs didn't really open
up until 13:65 was left to play, as
Kennedy potted a charity toss
and Randy Thompson hit on a
field goal to make It 38-37.
Just prior to that, however, CW
pulled even with Fresno 35-35,
on toe strength ot Jim Michaels
foul shot and then went ahead on
big Steve CroweU's (6-9 center)
two-pointer 35-37.
From that point on, Fresno
steadily crept away, holding a
12-potat lead with 4:59 remain¬
ing.
Leading 56-42, FSC was given
a girt point when one of toeof-
(Contlnued on Page 8, Col. 1)
not Indicative of toe game as
Cal Western held too lead
throughout most of toe first half
with Fresno flnaUy overtaking
and surpassing toe Blue and Gold
to take a 29-26 half Ume lead.
The Westerners took toe game
to the BuUdogs all night, playing
a tight control contest, passing
and playing for the one (good)
shot. CW worked toe ball weU to
the early going, holding leads of
2-4, 15-16 and 26-25.
Under exFresnanBobKloppen-
burg, Cal Western hampered
FSC's fast play type game.Their
slow-down play Inhibited toe
Bulldogs from their normal high
scoring affairs.
But, coach Ed Gregory will be
satisfied to come out as lucky as
he did.
The first half of play will
probably be toe finest ever to be
witnessed this season (by 2,000
fans), as both teams traded
baskets down to the wire.
Fresno couldn't get untracted,
missing shot after shot, Including
a poor percentage from the
charity Une;
Bullpups Are Edged
By Coalinga, 81-77
Coalinga CoUege's fast break¬
ing offense and toe fine outside
shooting of Bob Shlgematsu were
key assets to defeating the Fresno
State College freshman team
Wednesday night, 81-77.
The Bullpups hurt themselves
by letting toe Falcons score 11
baskets on fast breaks. In toe first
half when toe score was 10-9,
Coallnga's favor, toe Fresno de¬
fense collapsed aa toe visitors
made   five straight buckets on
Not to be overlooked was toe
fine play of Bullpups Mike Rum¬
ley and John Warkentln.   .
Warkentln gets better every
game. In his last game he scored
13 points, which was high for him.
Against Coalinga he burned toe
nets for 19 points and looked ex¬
ceptionally weU on toe zone do-
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