1965_04 The Daily Collegian April 1965

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The Collegian
Thursday, April 1,1965
Thursday, April 1,1965
The Collegian
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The Shaft
By FAIL\
Taking a stand Is our
student government crisis we are now
and thoughtful deliberation, to take a s
But first we must qualify that stand with a foundation of prepara¬
tory explanation, so we will not offend our readership. As Voltaire
said,' Taking a stand Is like making love by force—It's rough any¬
way you look at It.' Or at least that's what I think Voltaire said.
We don't want to seem domandlngorpreachy to the people In stu¬
dent government, nor do we want to seem like a despotic house
organ to the administration. So In taking this stand we m.st first
lay down a firm groundwork In order that our words will not be mis-
ir misinterpreted.
e feel in
it i;o.e
which we allegedly call a clinic, have gone too far. I! Is time that
we call attention to such actions and make our view—the view of
the students—known.
Now In calling student government a clique we again turn to a quo¬
tation to back up our stand. *Cllques have been the ruin of the Eng¬
lish people since that Roman general crossed the Rl-or R iblcon to
play dice with the Druids." So said Ge-rge Bernard Shaw. Nobody
can deny the weigh; ofthosewords as delivered:. Shaw character
In a play, colncldentally, by George Bernard Shaw.
On the other hand, we can turn to ancient Greece, the cradle of
democratic thought, for another quote—from Socrates. "Remember,
students,* he told the undergraduates one day, 'taki.ij a stand is
like making love by force—It's rough any way you look at It.* Or
was that Voltaire?
At any rate, now we can get down to the meat of our editorial-
taking a stand on the current student government crisis. Ar Queen
E:izabeth said to Sir Walter R?leigh, *I :an definitely say msybe
at this time." Since these words were also the keystone of the Elsen¬
hower Administration, we can think of no better foundation for taking
a stand. So, people, concerning the curren' student governmeu-
crisis, we lay—MAYBE.
College Y will hear opposition
The Greeks
Spring   Is   here   and   the
Greeks are out In full swing.
ALPHA KAPPA DELTA mem¬
bers recently celebrated their
release from the Fresno County
Juvenile Hall. Another big cele¬
bration party will be held Fri¬
day, Saturday and Sunday.
DELTA PHI RHO will have
an exchange with the Fresno
County Zoo Monday night.
DELTA TRI HARD sorority Is
making plans to celebrate Found¬
er's Day, announced their pres¬
ident, Mary Ann Founder. Max-
Ine Smith is engaged to marry
Allen Vaughn.
THETA ALPHA held its an¬
nual sweetheart party Friday.
The new sweetheart, Lorna Es-
ecks, was arrested on a vice count
and for contributing to the de¬
linquency of a minor immediately
following the dance. She also an¬
nounced her pinning to William
Jensen, national president of
Theta Alpha.
PHI RHO MANIAC Is planning
its annual bonfire dance. Ted
Yorkshire said the unveiling of
the Phi Rho Maniac Flame will
highlight the evening.
SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA painted
Theta Alpha's house with tar
and kidnapped
after a brief j,
lice.
Members of the College Y
will hear Gyzant Shawkz, local
wizard and soothsayer, talk on
The Pleasures of Evil Satur¬
day at 8 PM.
the area formerly occupie-lby [J
The Collegian. It has little or .•
no resemblance to any factual I
sheet, living or dead, except t
for   the   ads,  wnlch   are  all £
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Crispin  and John Thompson, \
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and Black Mass, received a Ph.
D. in business administration
at UCLA.
Students are Invited to attend
and participate In the preceding
blood feast; however, Shawkzex-
claimed, "Death to the Infidel,
the non-believers, hahahaha...!"
and threatened to Uirn down the
Newman Center unless attend¬
ance exceeds five thousand stu-
Cookles and punch will be
served after the speech.
THETA RHO sorority is
making final plans for its Sprlnj
Ball to be held at Longs Drug
Store. The theme for this year
is Benzedrine Blast-off. Juliet
Davidson announced her engage¬
ment to Allen Vaughn. Sandr:
Jones is pinned to the wall. Judy
Miller announced her ens:agement
to Allen Vaughn.
^THETA GAMMA GAMSlA
members are preparing for
American Freedom w?;*. They
plan to kidnap Mario Savio. Alien
Vaughn told of
Lorna Esecks.
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coveted AMA award
Back in 1911 when FSC was
Just getting started, Miss Matilda
Syringe began her career as a
nurse In the old health center.
She has continued in that capacity
throughout the history of FSC, and
today she Is being honored as
nurse of theyearby theAmorlcan
Medical Association.
Miss Syringe graduated from
the UC medical school In 1900 and
served In the B-ior War before
coming to FSC. She was Influen¬
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medical techniques to the FSC
health cente
Syringe. "Here, sweetie, let me
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I'm a reporter from Tie
Collegian, and I want to Inter¬
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11 get the liver tea ready."
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Backfire is clean
but conservative
By CRITICAL M. COMMENT
Although I hate to start off a literary review with a note of criti¬
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little too far in upholding the spirit of conservative literary maga-
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grammar school.
I also enjoyed the essay on the comparative m
and E:lzabethan morality as seen in Income tax forms. The naive
humor of the author as he compared Victoria and Elizabeth was
quite touching. And I must admit that his ringing condemnation of
our current morality as "less than cricket" did have a note of great
passion.
I do not want to leave out the stirring short stories by Irving
C.iUdlsh. Mr. Chlldlsh's tales of two heroes of the American Revo¬
lution: Arthur Ferndock, Journeyman plumber; and Mary Poppoff,
nurse and spy, were filled with all the adventure and excitement of
the Encyclopedia Biltannlca. His style Is a frenzy of boredom as he
describes the trips of Mr. Ferndock and Miss Poppoff up and down,
up and down, up and down the British lines.
But 1 nave to draw the line at the biographical five-act play by
Herman Hiwihorne about his great-grandfather Judge Hawthorne.
TI.e opening scene In the Salem Court where Judge Hawthorne con¬
demns the entire court to death Is moving; but the rest of the play,
consisting of the drawing up of the execution papers for 350 people,
lacks the dramatic action needed In such a play. ^
I was also u llmprossed by the series of poems on the Justices of
the Supreme Court by B lckfire editor Hurry Twinkle. Although the
metre and cadence are quite good the repetitive quality of the theme
of service by these men reminded me of a US Savings Bond commer¬
cial on TV -however, I wasn't moved to rush right out and buy a
Judge as I should have been if the Images had been strong enough.
I *as also sadly disappointed by the table of contents and the
dedication, which I .ell lacked the vigor and vitality demanded In
such an Important document. I also found the page num'.'ers dull
and possessed of a certain repetition which, although necessary, was
Larado given title
for aggie activities
Larry Lara I J, junior animal
Ag Stii'lant of the Year. Lirry,
IJC at Davis, was out punchlm:
comment    wn ;n    The  Collegian
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Ing cross breeding of an Angus
and a Volkswagen.
Larry grew up In northern
Montana and was actually born In
a home on the range. Unfo/tu late¬
ly, It was not his father's range,
and Larry was left an orphan to
wander the streets of Larado,
where he picked up his la ;t name.
Determined to makeanam?for
himself in animal husbandry,
Larry  at  the age of 10 set out
Davis. He arrived it theageof21
and was turned away because he
had forgot to attend elementary
Larry's  work  In  the flc'.d of
animal husbandry here at FSC has
brought the school national
recognition, Including the coveted
Cooper Cow Award given by the
Natural Dairymen's Association.
Larry  plans  t
r 23 ;.,
i   at  C:o\
To Larry Larado we at The
Collegian say bully, old man,
bully!
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