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• 6-THf DAILY COLLEGIAN Thursday, January 9, 1975 THE GREAT WHINER I Going steady ain't so hot Media report by Bill Whiner HI fellas. Bet you thought you were through with this fashion¬ ably-radical media critic. Net yet baby. So dry your eyes. Before I unloose myself upon that big wide world out there, I have a few I really think It's time for us todemand that the old tube becom< i little more realistic. I mean, why Is tripe life "Happy Days* allowed to fill our cranlums? I think we need to reevaluate the •cnrept of "Old Cyclops." So let's put it to the "Big V* (for validity). Just yesterday, I was writing about the need for more honesty n television. Is lt really valid for children to ayold learning - nysterles of sex? Why not a la Television? I mean, why Isn't more realistic stuff put Into the lelllngof what it's like to go steady (Just as one example, of course.) Agatn, refer to that "Happy Days" crap. That show ls worse than the wart on Al De Rogadls' nose. Bullshit with a B. How long do your future kids and mine have to wait until Richie goes all the way? In the cheap thrills dept , we find old "One Eye" falling drastically short. ada" of truth? This media critic th the U.S.A.F. flyboys what a nzl" ls really like. Hell, we all know that Fanzl would n pick his nose and eat It as slurp a two-bit fudge- p on -Happy Days* a time or two. but not seriously, ee teenagers, why do you want- phony freckles or I. Zlts. Zits. And more Zlts. Now THAT'S REALISM was to find his way to Validity, that's what we would nd as big and yellow as can be found. Yes sir. And mear that gooey crap on their faces, and pop them, lOVl.l) BE REALLY VALID. • as the brain cells go poof, and go shining moons, . And too much to hope for. II ain't gonna happen In there's that "Big Er mg before a sojourr THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE! (Top) Photographer Roily Nikon knows how to treat a lady. And w she starts sinking to her ankles, he's always gol INSIGHT og ha Leaves go on strike Despite battering rains and strong, winds In the past two months, many CSUF leaves are refusing to fall from their trees. One tree whose leaves remain mostly Intact Is a fanned-leaf maple lining San Ramon In front of the Engineering Building. •We'll hold on till the last,* safb" a spokesman for the group. •Early this autumn we organised to stay on our tree no matter what. We've lost some, but by Cod, they can't get us all.* Determination to last through the fall and winter ls so strong in some leaves that many bunches of dead brown leaves cling stiffly to their branches. Others, red faced with anger, are holding demonstrations near the campus fountain. group at a late morning rally. The main complaint of most leaves Is an alleged mass slaughter by trees, who have cut faithfully," said one de But according to the president of CLING (Clumps of Leaves in¬ censed and Not Going), the trees (Top) These cold and rainy nights, every biker worth his chain guard knows he's got to "cover his ass'! And once again, INSIGHT comes shining through! (Bottom) Roily Nikon again, and this time he's showing Spot where good littl* doggies ao^Bravo. INSIGHT! INSIGHT- a valley affliction since 1969 Thursday, January 9, 1975 THE DAILY COLLEGIAN-7 Campus Superstars competition planned for early Spring With the idea of superstar com¬ petition sweeping the country, Fresno University of California is getting tha broom along with with everyone else and Is planning its own version of superstars : ompetltlon. Being flown Into Fresno ei ully I, n ls f: s NBS s broadcaster Burt Gowdy. umpetitlon is scheduled for the first weekend of May. At least 25 participants will be .med to take part In the two- i.i) competition. They will bo se- :«ctad from all of the university's iinietlc sports, women Included. i,m for the faculty. ■It promises to be an exciting irrair," stated Sports Non-tnfor- i iiion director Tommy Candy- une. His office ls In charge of l different from the Super- s on television. In all there be ten events that each par¬ ent must participate tn. Of the ten events, the running of the obstacle course, which covers all of the ditch digging on campus, promises to be tbe most exciting. Chuck Dug, person In charge of the digging on campus, assured the committee planning the affair that there will still be open ditches and piles of mud on campus In May. Another biggie to be offered Is the scaling of the College Union wall. This, as Is the ob¬ stacle course, will be Judged by how fast they do It. Two of the most challenging events will be the finding of a parking place on campus and getting lunch In the College Union at noon. Both of these events will take place on Friday. down on the number of partici¬ pants In the competition ts tne finding of a book In the library. At the^ recent competition at San Jose State University, two peo¬ ple failed to come out of the library for a week and one poor participant has yet to be heard Testing the academic qualities of the contestants will be two events. One Is to write an essay question given to the athlete* by a psychology professor. Another la to writ* ln 100 word* or less Just what the Fresno University of California activity card ls good Rounding out the competition will be the contestants having to talk a professor Into giving them a grade of A when all they de¬ serve ts a C. And the final event will be to read Insight and explain what it Is all about. Those selected for the com¬ petition will be announced on February 29 and will be listed tn that day's Issue of the Razz- Although this Is not for sure. It Is rumored that the winner will receive a three day expense paid trip to beautiful downtown Mendota with the athlete of his or her choice. Fresburg chosen worst in U.S., next season promises more of same UPI rear's Fresburg DUdoes team of the National League, was chosen by professional football this he vote was 2,000-0. Dlldoes' finished the sea- :- resburg also was selected to i. In the Loser's Bowl. They el the Zeroes of the American >llies League, and the teams I'nusual characteristics and in erous Idiosyncrasies were >ft»ii displayed by the Dlldoes In ihe numerous losses^ils season. Home Loser, Fresburg's iijjrterback, oftentimes forgot Ms name, and needless to say, ■•■ oftentimes forgot where he was y while playing In a football loser, lt seems, played four -ears of high school football with¬ er wearing his football helmet. "I Just forgot to put It on, tor- col to put lt on, forgot to put lt •.- Loser said. Quarterback was Just one of •he numerous positions that the i tidoes were "hurting" in. senior fullback Louie Lover •ore his girl friend's bra ln th* < a mes "just for luck' but un- •■< rtunately *hewa**36-C.Lover s just 5-6, 140 pounds, and was instantly fumbling the ball-the ' ■ t was always falling down. 'Me and Suzle have been goln' steady for near three months owt* was Love's only cxplana- Ed *Too Nice* Friendly, Fres- •nrg's 100-pound center, had to instantly be rapped in the head hy his teammates because he ndn't hike the baU a majority When asked by reporters why -e never hiked the ball on time, i riendly coyly smiled and said, "Oh I just lose control of myself i Boo-Boo (Loser) touches The controversial Vanity said, •My public demands I always look my best. I owe It to them, and to Ihe many young ladles who are constantly requesting my on stage in person bill myers HYPNOTIST and "Paulare" the MAGICIAN Tues Nite only-Jan 14-9pm at the Wild Blue Yonder 1145 N. Pulton - tower dirt. rREEN'S rCLERY '■ Boo ls Just Si would stop in the middle of , field while running a pass rn and comb his hair and pull MAJOR CREDIT raiflO INEW&USEDI ADULT 3-WHBURS MOVE IN TODAY COLLEGE GREEN APTS.CRJ 102 units Ks? across from CSUF. Rental office corner of Barton & Shaw. • BEST VALUE CSUF AREA • NEW MANAGEMENT • COMPLETELY REDECORATED UNITS • NEW SECURITY LOCKS • PLENTY OF STORAGE • COVERED PARKING AVAILABLE • FREE STUDENT REFERRALS LARGE 2-BEDROOM, 1-BATH FURNISHED PER-UNIT A PER-STUDENT RENTAL AVAILABLE m 47.50 PER PERSON FURNISHED jfc AS LOW $160 PER UNIT (FURNISHED) SEE DONNA KING TODAY!
Object Description
Title | 1975_01 The Daily Collegian January 1975 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1975 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Description
Title | Jan 9, 1975 Pg. 6-7 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1975 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Full-Text-Search | • 6-THf DAILY COLLEGIAN Thursday, January 9, 1975 THE GREAT WHINER I Going steady ain't so hot Media report by Bill Whiner HI fellas. Bet you thought you were through with this fashion¬ ably-radical media critic. Net yet baby. So dry your eyes. Before I unloose myself upon that big wide world out there, I have a few I really think It's time for us todemand that the old tube becom< i little more realistic. I mean, why Is tripe life "Happy Days* allowed to fill our cranlums? I think we need to reevaluate the •cnrept of "Old Cyclops." So let's put it to the "Big V* (for validity). Just yesterday, I was writing about the need for more honesty n television. Is lt really valid for children to ayold learning - nysterles of sex? Why not a la Television? I mean, why Isn't more realistic stuff put Into the lelllngof what it's like to go steady (Just as one example, of course.) Agatn, refer to that "Happy Days" crap. That show ls worse than the wart on Al De Rogadls' nose. Bullshit with a B. How long do your future kids and mine have to wait until Richie goes all the way? In the cheap thrills dept , we find old "One Eye" falling drastically short. ada" of truth? This media critic th the U.S.A.F. flyboys what a nzl" ls really like. Hell, we all know that Fanzl would n pick his nose and eat It as slurp a two-bit fudge- p on -Happy Days* a time or two. but not seriously, ee teenagers, why do you want- phony freckles or I. Zlts. Zits. And more Zlts. Now THAT'S REALISM was to find his way to Validity, that's what we would nd as big and yellow as can be found. Yes sir. And mear that gooey crap on their faces, and pop them, lOVl.l) BE REALLY VALID. • as the brain cells go poof, and go shining moons, . And too much to hope for. II ain't gonna happen In there's that "Big Er mg before a sojourr THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE! (Top) Photographer Roily Nikon knows how to treat a lady. And w she starts sinking to her ankles, he's always gol INSIGHT og ha Leaves go on strike Despite battering rains and strong, winds In the past two months, many CSUF leaves are refusing to fall from their trees. One tree whose leaves remain mostly Intact Is a fanned-leaf maple lining San Ramon In front of the Engineering Building. •We'll hold on till the last,* safb" a spokesman for the group. •Early this autumn we organised to stay on our tree no matter what. We've lost some, but by Cod, they can't get us all.* Determination to last through the fall and winter ls so strong in some leaves that many bunches of dead brown leaves cling stiffly to their branches. Others, red faced with anger, are holding demonstrations near the campus fountain. group at a late morning rally. The main complaint of most leaves Is an alleged mass slaughter by trees, who have cut faithfully," said one de But according to the president of CLING (Clumps of Leaves in¬ censed and Not Going), the trees (Top) These cold and rainy nights, every biker worth his chain guard knows he's got to "cover his ass'! And once again, INSIGHT comes shining through! (Bottom) Roily Nikon again, and this time he's showing Spot where good littl* doggies ao^Bravo. INSIGHT! INSIGHT- a valley affliction since 1969 Thursday, January 9, 1975 THE DAILY COLLEGIAN-7 Campus Superstars competition planned for early Spring With the idea of superstar com¬ petition sweeping the country, Fresno University of California is getting tha broom along with with everyone else and Is planning its own version of superstars : ompetltlon. Being flown Into Fresno ei ully I, n ls f: s NBS s broadcaster Burt Gowdy. umpetitlon is scheduled for the first weekend of May. At least 25 participants will be .med to take part In the two- i.i) competition. They will bo se- :«ctad from all of the university's iinietlc sports, women Included. i,m for the faculty. ■It promises to be an exciting irrair," stated Sports Non-tnfor- i iiion director Tommy Candy- une. His office ls In charge of l different from the Super- s on television. In all there be ten events that each par¬ ent must participate tn. Of the ten events, the running of the obstacle course, which covers all of the ditch digging on campus, promises to be tbe most exciting. Chuck Dug, person In charge of the digging on campus, assured the committee planning the affair that there will still be open ditches and piles of mud on campus In May. Another biggie to be offered Is the scaling of the College Union wall. This, as Is the ob¬ stacle course, will be Judged by how fast they do It. Two of the most challenging events will be the finding of a parking place on campus and getting lunch In the College Union at noon. Both of these events will take place on Friday. down on the number of partici¬ pants In the competition ts tne finding of a book In the library. At the^ recent competition at San Jose State University, two peo¬ ple failed to come out of the library for a week and one poor participant has yet to be heard Testing the academic qualities of the contestants will be two events. One Is to write an essay question given to the athlete* by a psychology professor. Another la to writ* ln 100 word* or less Just what the Fresno University of California activity card ls good Rounding out the competition will be the contestants having to talk a professor Into giving them a grade of A when all they de¬ serve ts a C. And the final event will be to read Insight and explain what it Is all about. Those selected for the com¬ petition will be announced on February 29 and will be listed tn that day's Issue of the Razz- Although this Is not for sure. It Is rumored that the winner will receive a three day expense paid trip to beautiful downtown Mendota with the athlete of his or her choice. Fresburg chosen worst in U.S., next season promises more of same UPI rear's Fresburg DUdoes team of the National League, was chosen by professional football this he vote was 2,000-0. Dlldoes' finished the sea- :- resburg also was selected to i. In the Loser's Bowl. They el the Zeroes of the American >llies League, and the teams I'nusual characteristics and in erous Idiosyncrasies were >ft»ii displayed by the Dlldoes In ihe numerous losses^ils season. Home Loser, Fresburg's iijjrterback, oftentimes forgot Ms name, and needless to say, ■•■ oftentimes forgot where he was y while playing In a football loser, lt seems, played four -ears of high school football with¬ er wearing his football helmet. "I Just forgot to put It on, tor- col to put lt on, forgot to put lt •.- Loser said. Quarterback was Just one of •he numerous positions that the i tidoes were "hurting" in. senior fullback Louie Lover •ore his girl friend's bra ln th* < a mes "just for luck' but un- •■< rtunately *hewa**36-C.Lover s just 5-6, 140 pounds, and was instantly fumbling the ball-the ' ■ t was always falling down. 'Me and Suzle have been goln' steady for near three months owt* was Love's only cxplana- Ed *Too Nice* Friendly, Fres- •nrg's 100-pound center, had to instantly be rapped in the head hy his teammates because he ndn't hike the baU a majority When asked by reporters why -e never hiked the ball on time, i riendly coyly smiled and said, "Oh I just lose control of myself i Boo-Boo (Loser) touches The controversial Vanity said, •My public demands I always look my best. I owe It to them, and to Ihe many young ladles who are constantly requesting my on stage in person bill myers HYPNOTIST and "Paulare" the MAGICIAN Tues Nite only-Jan 14-9pm at the Wild Blue Yonder 1145 N. Pulton - tower dirt. rREEN'S rCLERY '■ Boo ls Just Si would stop in the middle of , field while running a pass rn and comb his hair and pull MAJOR CREDIT raiflO INEW&USEDI ADULT 3-WHBURS MOVE IN TODAY COLLEGE GREEN APTS.CRJ 102 units Ks? across from CSUF. Rental office corner of Barton & Shaw. • BEST VALUE CSUF AREA • NEW MANAGEMENT • COMPLETELY REDECORATED UNITS • NEW SECURITY LOCKS • PLENTY OF STORAGE • COVERED PARKING AVAILABLE • FREE STUDENT REFERRALS LARGE 2-BEDROOM, 1-BATH FURNISHED PER-UNIT A PER-STUDENT RENTAL AVAILABLE m 47.50 PER PERSON FURNISHED jfc AS LOW $160 PER UNIT (FURNISHED) SEE DONNA KING TODAY! |