1963_04 The Daily Collegian April 1963

              I NEEDLEWORK **im?ap„
by Thalia An Imag. |„ h,.,,
Scientists have shown that the week between ™,h, I
, ,he shortest span of time known to m.„    ! " *"""?' *aA ""'»
itrous paper to write, right?   Doesn't „.„,
Some of. these assigned  masterpiece*'i
because 700 March' and  research for i
i known as term
1 so long and only produced
A greased pig chase, egg-throw¬
ing conlests, sack races and a
night of dancing to a rock-and-
roll band are the, highlights of
Friday's annual Sadie Hawkins
Day.
And you havL	
erybody:
are called research papers,
tor some Information on the subject ""and SSii "**"* and "■"■««
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In »m« »mn«,: eoura«. «,„. w„h      =""'"■
projects. maiolr because they're carried
,t the rtry end or nine month,.
The methodology or paper production v,rle. eennii.. .     .
„d due.   One technlo.„. i„v„,„, ,p,„a," ' .""0"'"5,'° "tud«»'
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Mat, that . paper ml.ht be a,.l»„d .,d ^,   " '""r™*or '""!■»■.
„d title ot rea.on.ble nn .,« ,    .Tf""'" '""' "™»
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Some of you will find this difflculi
-fit* rrssnc Stotw Colltfl* Cr>H»gron	
Piggies, Eggs, Races,
Highlight Hawkins Day
and Michael Brown, spon¬
sored by Kappa Kappa Gamma
sorority—will crown their succes¬
sors. The dance la sponsored by
Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity.
, Tickets to the dance will be II
Sadie Hawkins Day activities at the door. Bruce Barr, publicity
officially   began   today  with   tho. chairman,   said   tickets   will   be
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On The Employment Front
nominations or men and women
ror the titles of 141' Abner and
Daisy Mae.   Each fraternity and
... , mlnut. that you .c.u.lly h.v, rin.d'T^.w, ""' """"
.pages with your sprawling. Idiotic -
s number ol
;now iho masterwork musi
FPtat, or highwayman, will
s it would cost to have II
ti can hack it out yourself,
i impres-
be put into polished form. A professional
itcompllBh this task for about the same
engraved In golf leaf on parchment. Or y
using the two-finger, or faculty, method.
Sneaking of the faculty, what do inductors do with the stacks
otblood^weat-and-tear stained manuscript, lhfly collect' Well once
[he fit of hysteria passes, they farm ttle pap(.rs „„, w s ;J>™
The title Of the latter is misleading; most reader* ,J |0C
been selected for their absolute inability to pass English A and their
wlUfal disregard for the fine points of literary style, espec4.ll, the
Impressionistic variety. (What could ever be as lo "
ilonlstlc report on life In the Pleistocene period'
However, the final decision on grading belongs to the professor
hlm-elf. Some of them employ the curve exclusively; that is they
draw a bis circle on the garage floor, throw all the papers In the
lir and give Y» to all outside the circle. Cj. to all Inside the circle
md A's to liners. If no one in your class receives It's prfi'a you
may be fairly assured that your pro! uses (his method
In a more precise version of the above, the grader throws the
manuscripts down a night of stairs and assigns marks according to
what step the papers land on. If the fllghi is s lone one exotic
pudes like F-plus appear.
In the education division and other areas which stress paving
individual attention to each student, the Instructor often u*es some
vitiation of the good old dart hoard, Each paper Is considered sepa¬
rately, which means that each is folded into a paper plane and
class may receive A's or P*s, depend-
thrown at the board.  The
lag on the professor's skill.
The dart board method can he easily deli
pipers are returned in airplane shape, be :
instructor says that he never returns papers -tor security reasons."
be certain.   He probably has discovered some new principle of aero-
... t ,lag a]1 you(> J)ap(irs e]aBS[[ie(,
The student body will choose
this years "royal couple" In a
general election Wednesday. The
winners will be crowned at the
Sadie Hawkins Dance Friday at
8 PM at Kearney Bowl. Last
year's winners — Nancy Davis,
sponsored by Theta Chi fratern-
aold for 11.75 through Friday
afternoon. He said SAK pledges
hauling sandwich sign hoards
will be selling the ducala on
campus.
The Student Actlvitloe Office
reported students will be allowed
to wear casual clothes Friday.
Harr suggested Bermudas, leans
or Caprls with sweatshirts for the
girls and Jeans and sweatshirts
for the boy a.
The general chairman of the
celebration Is Nick Castle.
TvkaleH &ecwWHt(A..».
however.   If jour
ous.   Hut If your
dynamics and the gov
Beatty Calls For Coed
Aid In Kids* Campaign
Hal Beauty. Director of Ath¬
letics for the college, hiw an
",i|-irtunity for service to the
community foe wimrn ;ii
Fresno State College. He needa
twenty-four girls to sell Enter
lilies on Friday, Apr. ,">. be¬
tween 4 and 0 PM snil tl nnd
a PH.
He requests Uiat girls ulm
are willing to help
Easter Sen! Society's,
to assist the crippled
dkapped children ■■
County call his offlre.
318 to viilniitcT.
YR Convention
Set Saturday
More than 9
'college students
i    In
ihr
rami
«iiKn
r  fi
esoo
extension
from throughout the
peeled at the 19fi3 state conven¬
tion of the California Young Re¬
publican College* federation Fri¬
day thrmiEh .Sunday In Fresno.
Stephen Sliadecg. a rormer aid
j to United States Senator Harry
Gold water, will he the principal
speaker at the three-day meet. A
public   relations  executive.  Stiad-
Toknlon   ImimimnitU   .   .
ear piirase to Indicate sugges-
ons for selecting cultural ev
ow appears on the ToknJon Rec-
mmencls bulletin board In the
library,  near  the entrance to  the
rved  book  room, and  at
head or this weekly column.
Tokalon,  upper division   honor
d   service   society   for   women,
emu mends and  reviews selected
uiinunlty   and   college   cultural
ents which have a special value
supplement   lo   other   college
livitles. In part, the enjoyment
maturity lies In the exposure
and  appreciation  of.  areas of
cultural   interest   In   addition   to
strictly academic and  social
■ests of college life. Tokalon
believes that there are available
!  very outstanding  events  in
music, an. literature. Internation¬
al  affairs and   other  fields  that
have much meaning and value for
the student.
By means of timely reviews and
recommendations In this column
and on the bulletin board. Toka¬
lon will provide suggestions which
may be of help In selecting those
activities which Tokalon feels
Ibid true worth for the student.
Tokalon Is not publicizing all
cultural events. It will use this
column and the bulletin board to
note selected cultural affairs
which Tokalon believes should not
be missed. Tokalon Itrcomrnends
will    give   reviews,    along   with
the
BULIDOG & CAMPUS TOWN
HAIRCUTS  $1.75
Cedar & Show
egg   will   add re
Saturday. «
During t!i>- meetings members
are expected to map plans for
Increased participation by college
students In the 1961 Republican
Campaigns.
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tickets and general Information,
Some Bay Area events may also
be featured, aa well as outstand¬
ing books and movies. Anyone
knowing of events they feel are
important is invited to contact a
member  of Tokalon.
This week, Tokulon Recom¬
mends . . . "Ballet '62", an excep¬
tional group of the younger danc¬
ers of the San Francisco Ballet.
Their performances have drawn
widespread critical acclaim on the
West Coast, particularly in the
San Francisco Bay area. Their
repertoire Include.* both classical
and contemporary works. Many
are well known pieces; many
pieces Included are new works.
created for the troupe by chore¬
ographer Lew Chrlstensen.
Tokalon feels that this Is a
are opportunity in Fresno that
ihould not be missed. Fresno
High Auditorium. Saturday eve¬
ning, Apr. G. Reserved seat
tickets are available In the stu¬
dent president's office with pres¬
entation of study body cards. This
office Is open from 9 AM to 3
PM  weckdaya.
•e the Tuknlon Itsvonimends
bulletin board In  the library' tor
» reviews.
Job Plsrcement Inlet flows
Monday: Bradford, Stark and IfcOse, Fresno.
Tnesday: United California Bank. Los Angeles.
ThiirmUy: Gsllo Wine Co., Loa Angeles.
Friday: Ernst and Ernst Co., San Francisco,
Teacher 1'lscetnn.t Interviews
Holiday. Elementary teachers: Panama Union, Rio Linda Unified.
Wasco Union, Alum Rook Union, Arcadia Unified. Woodland Public
and Orcutt Union School Districts.
Secondary teachers: Arcadia Unified and Woodland Public School
Districts.
Tuesday. Elementary teachers: GlendsTe Unified. Santa Ana Uni¬
fied, and Cupertino Union School Districts.
Secondary teachers: Olendale Unified, Santa Ana Unified, Wash¬
ington Union High fiction!. (Fremont) and Oxnard Union High School
Districts.
Junior College: Santa Ana Unified School District.
Secondary teachers: Tracy Public, Coallnga Union High and Delano
Joint Union  High School Districts.
Unspecified:  Lynwood Unified School District.
Thursday. Elementary teachers: San Jose Union, Aiusa Unified,
Corona Unified and Clovls Unified School Districts.
Secondary teachers: Garden Grove Union High, Aiusa Unified and
Corona Unified School Districts.
Friday: Elementary teachers: Fullerton Elementary, La Habra
City, Mount Eden Elementary (Alameda County). La Canada Unified
and Sunnyvale School Districts.
Secondary teachers: La Canada Unified and Washington- Union
High School (Fresno) Districts.
Monday, Apr. h, Clark County School District. Las Vegas, Ner.,
r elementary teachers, kindergarten through eighth grade.
8 Homecoming
Group Members
Are Selected
Homecoming Committee Chair¬
man Cordon Rausser has an¬
nounced his committee members
for the remainder of the semester.
They are Sally Coburn, Nancy
Curtan, Barbara Boswell. LaJuana
Pryor, Dennis Snirfen. Patty San¬
born. Jim Connor and Leroy
Goehrlng.
Rausser appointed Snlffen as
parade chairman and Connor as
queen selection chairman.
The committee is still accept¬
ing theme suggestions from stu¬
dents and letters have been sent
to the different campus organi¬
zations urging them to submit
theme ideas. A suggestion box
Is In the student president's ofHce.
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