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COLLEGIAN g^r FRESNO STATE VOLUME LXV FRESNO, CALIFORNIA, WDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 1962 NUMBER 27 WINNER'S TROPHY—Student Body Secretary Judy Carter, right, and Student Body Vice President lorry Layne examine Ihe trophy to be given to the organization which donates the most blood tomorrow and Friday. At left it George Donnell of Ihe Veteran's Hospital. Small Group Attends Swingin' Blood Rally A small but enthusiastic group of students participated in 'the annual blood rally Monday night The evening was filled by organized yells for the respective ASB presidential candi¬ dates and music provided by the backers of Ray Snow, The proceedings were started off by a selection of folk songs from the Coachmen, a local*- folk singing group that Is cam posed of Fresno State College stu¬ dents. They are Bill Young, Alec Bablglan and Bob Oliver. Candtdates Speak ASB vice president Larry Layne Introduced the candidates for all offices. The candidates for class presidents were allowed to apeak on their respective platforms. The candidates for men's legislative commissioner were also speakers. Skits Presented The evening was topped by the skits featuring the theme or blood. Pour groups participated with good response by the crowd. The winners were Kappa Alpha Theta with a "twisting" version of "Give Again Like WE Did Last Sum¬ mer". Second was Horn an Hall with a scene about "Marsha, What Have You Done?" Third was taken by Sigma Alpha Epstlon with the changes wrought by the wonders of new medicine. Blood donations will be accepted from 9 AM to 2 PM In the Cafe¬ teria tomorrow and Friday. Study Workshop Today This afternoon from 3:10 to 6 PM a study workshop will be con- dueled in Social Science 205. nr. Viola Davis Of the Counsel¬ ing Office will lead the group which will discuss study problems and aids. Fraternity Will Hold Birthday Dinner, Dance A dinner-donee at the Belmont Country Club Saturday will high¬ light the 10th anniversary cele¬ bration ot the Sigma* Chi fraternity. The Epsllon Eta chapter of Sigma Chi was founded at Fresco State College Feb. 23, 19S2. All alumni who have graduated from the Epsllon Eta chapter since 1952 have been sent Invita¬ tions to the dance. The dance will be preceded by a cocktail party at the fraternity house from 7:30 to 8:30 PM. The dance will be from 9 to 12 PM and will feature a live bond. A prime rib dinner will bo served before the dance. Since its founding, Sigma Chi has grown steadily. At the time of the founding, 2G active members were Initiated. Recently 25 new members were Initiated, bringing the membership to more than GOO. While growing, the Sigma Chi Fraternity has occupied four fra¬ ternity houses. Groups Get Ultimatum On Council Vote Voting members on the student council will be permanently de¬ creased by 23 next Wednesday If delinquent organizations fall to send an "official" representative to the Apr. 11 meeting. Judy Carter, student body sec¬ retary, emphasized the word "official" by explaining that while a voting member may also belong to another group that is entitled to a vote, he can only vote once. Each organisation must send a specific delegate to vote or. In certain coses, may turn In a writ¬ ten proxy vote. An official representative from the following croups has been ab¬ sent from the lost two or three student council meetings: Senior class. Luncheon Club, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Campus staff. Kappa Sigma. Ski Club. Interfraternlty Council. Sigma Nu. Industrial Arts Club. HUlel Club, Arnold Air Society. Young Democrats. Phi Sigma Tau, En¬ gineers Club. Chi Beta Alpha. Chinese Stu¬ dents Club. Phi Mu Alpha Sin- fonla. Pianoforte. Varsity F. Viti¬ culture Club. I'l Gamma Mu. Circle K. Meael Club, Gun Club, Deserct Club. Orchesls. Ornamental Horticul¬ ture Club and Western Speech Association organisation. Vote Today In ASB Prima.*?; Polls Will Be Open Until 4 A suro indication of spring on campus, the Associated Student Body primary elections, began to¬ day at 9 AM and will continue until i o'clock this afternoon. Ballots-may be cast at the Ac¬ tivities Booth: The primaries will decide tho victors la all student body and Class office elections. In¬ volving two or less candidates, according to Bob Jones, election committee chairman. A simple majority of votes for Jerry Tahajian or Ray Snow will Chan Votes Void, Says Election Board By Jim Church, Collegian Editor What had the prospects of being a dull, listless election campaizn has suddenly taken a turn upward on the interest scale, thanks to an outspoken sophomore by the name of Lester Chan. "Chan and the little people" have been circularizing the "+campus with hand bills Tocchio Gets Safety Post Octavio J. Tocchio, assoelato professor of criminology, has been appointed to the Fresno County Safety Council as a divisional icc-presldent. chairman of traf' tic. Ray Stanaow. managing dlrec- lau, 11 r i Tocchio Inst week of his appoint- t. Tho term of office Is Indef- . and it is a non-profit, non' political position. As chairraan -or the traffic dlvl on. Tocchio will head a couimit- ■c of about 10 prominent citl- ;ns whose exclusive duty It will ■ to prevent accidents. To go about fulfilling this duly le committee will try to Identify eak spots In the present traffic tuatlon, continue inventory and appraisal of the traffic situation and plan with authorities and hers for their solution. Writer Forsees FSC In College Top Ten An education consultant for a national magaslne says that Fres¬ no state College will be a candi¬ date In 1970 for the top ten col¬ leges Ifst usually named by ad¬ ministrators and professors ac¬ cording to prestige. Paul H. Davis, writing In the March Issue of The Journal of Higher Education, says that "In Margosian GetsCIPAJob Arthur Margosian, college pub¬ lic information officer and assis¬ tant professor of Journalism, has been elected executive secretary of the California Intercollegiate Press Association. Margoalan was also recently elected president of the Fresno Press Club. He Is a i960 graduate of Fresno State College and a post editor of Tho Collegian and the yearbook. He Is married and baa two children. Last year Margosian was vice president of the press club and during his undergraduate days at FSC was president of the CIPA. 1970 there will be new name the top ten colleges and in the top ten universities rated accord¬ ing to prestige. The present top ten, colleges usually named by administrators and professors are Amherst, Csrleton, Orinnell, Hav¬ er ford. Oberlln. Pomona, Reed, Sewanes, Sworthmoro and Wcs- leysn (Connecticut). "Candidates In 1970 wfll surely Include Bowdoln, Colby. Colorado, Davidson. D e P a u w, Earlham, Fresno State, Knox, San Francisco Stale and Occidental." Davis' article. "Changes Are Coming In the Colleges," consists of 4 0 forecasts. He wrote the ar¬ ticles following a visit to univer¬ sities and colleges throughout the United States, and based his writ Jut; on information gathered In personal Interviews. The former vice president for development nt Columbia Univer¬ sity under the then President Dwight Elsenhower, Davis ii college consultant for Header's Digest. He Is a member of the Board of Trustees of tbe College of Idaho and of the Board of Fel¬ lows or Claremont Graduate Col¬ lege. Spriag Madness' A Students Fancy Turns To... Pranks Br John Armstrong One warm spring day several years ago a collection of trophies mysteriously disappeared from a showcase in a fraternity huuse on the Ohio State University campus. Several months later the house received a letter from a Catholic bishop In charge of missions In a Latin-American country, thank¬ ing the fraternity for its donation. "Following your Instructions." wrote the bishop, "I have had the trophies melted down, stamped Into religious medals and distri¬ buted to natives in the hinter¬ lands." Only then did the fraternity brothers realise that they bad been victims of a college prank. . While granted that In the spring a young man's fancy does turn to love, in the collegian world, biology sometimes takes a back seat to student high Jinks and tomfoolery. The blooming of devious plots and ideas invariably coincides" with tbe blooming of violets and daffodils. College pranks are firmly en¬ trenched In American folklore, dating back to tbe now famous Harvard Butter Rebellion of 17«6, When students complained. "Behold our butter atlnketh and we cannot eat thereof." Hanging in effigy, currently as papular as ever, began on the University of Michigan campus in the 1850's. Of course, the students threw In an embellishment of their own: they not only hanged the effigy, they also shot and burned It. And the stimulating art of the panty raid dates back to 1899 when 400 pajama-clad University of Wisconsin moles broke into Ladles Hall and gayly snitched 204 unmentionables as scantily- clad (oeds screamed In girlish de¬ light. The art of the college prank has come a long way since these erode beginnings. Today's student phy¬ sicist or engineer has an Impres¬ sive array of gadgets to work with. The California Institute of Technology Is tbe undisputed champion In tbe field ot techno¬ logical warfare. Just ask the Col Tech senior who found a com¬ pletely assembled Ford In his bedroom. He bad to remove tbe auto niece by piece. Or the fresh¬ man who found every square Inch of bis room occupied by a giant weather balloon full of water. Or the millions who viewed,the 1953 Rose Bowl via the living room picture tube and saw the Univer¬ sity of California card tricks at half time. The opening scheduled to be a spectacular CALIFORNIA OOLDEN HEARS but through some "mysterious twist of fate" It came out a spec- taculsr CAL TECH. Many times student energy Is* directed toward faculty and ad¬ ministration. Earl J. (Fun) Mer- rlt, head football coach at Pomona College, finished breakfast one spring morning, kissed bis wife goodbye, rushed out of his apart¬ ment and soundly banged his pro¬ boscis against a brick wall. Dur¬ ing the previous night several students had completely bricked up his front door. A 20-year-old Kent State Uni¬ versity sophomore figured out an ingenious method or providing his own parking space*. When¬ ever he drew alongside a no- parking red or yellow sons, he simply pulled a can of paint from the. trunk of his Jalopy and quick¬ ly brushed the curb a fast drying gray. Presto! A parking ploce. Rebelling ti a ve-a-q ueeo-for-everythlng-under -the-sun erase, several students nominated a nanny goat for prom aueen bock In the early 1940's. Horrified campus politicians claimed that the goat was not a girl and. therefore, Ineligible. But the goat's supporters produced a veterinarian to attest to her fem¬ ininity. Finally, the goat was dls- rjualitled on the grounds that she hod not been a resident on the campus the preceding year. Never¬ theless, she still ran a strong third In the voting. Today's sick comedians strong¬ ly Influence tbe character of mod¬ ern college nonsense. Like the five Ohio State freshmen who stole a corpse from as undertaker's par¬ lor and placed It on the steps of the OSU cafeteria Just before lunch time. Cafeteria personnel reported that lunch time attend¬ ance dropped off 90 per cent. Or the prankster who.painted a bnllseye at the bottom of the Campanile, a high tower In the center ot the University of Cali¬ fornia campus;" to give suicide Jumpers something to shoot at. And let's not forget the college students who wen arrested for (Continued on Pag.* 3) lng the popular If not-too-sound promises and policies or the sud¬ den "third" candidate for the of¬ fice of Student Body President. Election Committee Chairman Bob Jones announced that all votes for Chan will be void. "I don't know what he's trying to prove," said Jones, "but all votes for Chan will not count, and the candidate wbo receives the most votes between Ray Snow and Jerry Tahajian will become Stu¬ dent Body President." Chan has been declared Ineligible by the committee. Voting will be conducted at the Activities Booth from 9 AM until 4 PM. and at a booth in tho quad during the same hours. The ASB office of men's legis¬ lative commissioner will also be settled today, with either Rod Coburn or Sandy Knapp being elected. No Reason Student body officers could think of no reason for Chan's fierce campaign, other than that he moy be trying to drum up pub¬ licity for a try at the office next Chan, former College of the Sequoias student body president, has been flooding the campus with mimeographed statements of "policy" la a campaign that is taking a humorous approach to Fresno State politics. Chan's promises include: Abolition of vote for women students — "feminity, not equal¬ ity." Five day Collegian, morning and evening editions, and no ad¬ vertising. $10,000,000 Student Union to be erected over the site of the old library which will be raxed. Thir¬ ty five bowling lanes, two swim¬ ming pools, a ratskeler. and an Indor rodeo arena. Parking fees abolished—"First come, first served." Abolition ot Campus Police, Student cemetery (senior me¬ morials) to be located off campus. Smoking In all lecture halls. Teachers will lead students in prayer and flag salute before each lecture, and The only "ism" for Chan la "Fresno Statism." Elaborating on his reasoning for keeping women out of poll- tics, Chan declared, "I do not wish to see their Innocent, virtu¬ ous minds sullied by the dirty world of politics." "When women become Involved in politics." said Chan, "they ruin it." Looks At Facts v "Look at the facts. In America the women got the vote In 1919. Shortly thereafter came prohibi¬ tion, depression and World War II. Cleopatra meddled In politics, ruined the Roman Republic and Is now ruining 30th Century For." "Remember Les Chan's motto," the leader of the "little people (against Greeks)" states: "Be¬ hind every great misfortune you will find a woman." Oh an boasts that when be takes office all other campus officers and offices will be abolished. decide wbo will be next year's top campus political figure (ASB president). Other offices that will be de¬ cided in today's balloting include: Rod Coburn and Jobn (Sandy) Knapp, men's legislative commis¬ sioner; Mike Harris, commission¬ er of publications; Jerry Embree and BUI Passons, senior class president; Larry Sampson, senior class vice president; and Penny Polite and Barbara Bitting, senior class social chairman. Elections that will be decided In today's voting by tbe Junior class Include: Tom Sommers and Ed Keller, Junior class president; Carolyn Phillips and Silvia Sllva, Junior class secretary: and Sberee Flak and Marilyn Poppa, social chairman candidates. Members of the sophomore class will decide today whether Ronald Santlglan or Barry O'Nell will be class president next year. The lone sophomore social chair- in candidate Is Joan Hughes. Other candidates In elections that will not be decided In to¬ day's primaries are: Chris Adams, Judy Dunn and Diane Qui g ley. ASB secretory; Patty Jo Peters, Carol Shields and Suiaune Car- roll, senior class secretary; Jim Brumm, Sloan McCormtck and' Ron Shofner, Junior class vice president; Lonna Henkle, Tom McDonald, Dirk Van Qelder and Herman Howerton, sophomore class vice president; and Darlene Rlcco, Karen Sue Coles and Nancy Davis, sophomore class secretary. Forum Will Take Look At Right Wingers A forum discussion on "Ultra- Right Wing Conservatism, an Asset or Liability to American So¬ ciety" will be conducted tomor¬ row at 3 PM at McLane Hall 200. Fresno City College campus. Dick Crossman, Young Republl- n president at Fresno State: John F. Castle, chairman of tbe State Constitutional party; Rev. Robert Hoon, pastor of tbe First Methodist Church; and William Crump, local businessman who has been active in 'Republican circles, will deliver speeches. A question and answer session will follow the rebuttal period. The (orum, which Is sponsored Jointly by the freshman and soph- re classes at City College, is open to the public free of charge. Applications Out Now For Tokalon Applications for the women's upper division honorary, Tokalon. available today and may be filed until Apr. 13. Forma may bo obtained In the Activities Of¬ fice. Acceptance for membership le based on the applicant's grade point average, which must be at least 2.7, and on participation In scholastic and extra curricular ac¬ tivities. Initiation of new members will be the first week of May. Also In May will be tbe annual awards assembly sponsored by Tokalon and an exchange with Blue Key. Collegiate Vers* Contest Cash prises are being offered In a contest open to all college students ot tour to eight line verse which must be submitted by June 30. Each contestant may enter only one verse, not to exceed eight lines, with first word rhyme. Entries will be Judged by A. S. Barnes and Co., publishers, tad should be sent to that company at 11 E. 36th St., New York IS. CHARTER DAY DINNER — Here if a partial section of Ihe reore than 700 alumni, faculty, students and guests who attended the Charter Day dinner held In the Gymnasium last Saturday. The dinner climaxed Fresno State's Charter Day activities which featured 'diiplerys and open houses on campus. Guest speaker . Included Mrs. Louise Brerz, 1912 graduate of FSC, Louis Heilbron, chairman of the California State College Board of Trustees, and Dr. Arnold L Joyol, college president.
Object Description
Title | 1962_04 The Daily Collegian April 1962 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1962 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
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Title | April 4, 1962, Page 1 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1962 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Full-Text-Search | COLLEGIAN g^r FRESNO STATE VOLUME LXV FRESNO, CALIFORNIA, WDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 1962 NUMBER 27 WINNER'S TROPHY—Student Body Secretary Judy Carter, right, and Student Body Vice President lorry Layne examine Ihe trophy to be given to the organization which donates the most blood tomorrow and Friday. At left it George Donnell of Ihe Veteran's Hospital. Small Group Attends Swingin' Blood Rally A small but enthusiastic group of students participated in 'the annual blood rally Monday night The evening was filled by organized yells for the respective ASB presidential candi¬ dates and music provided by the backers of Ray Snow, The proceedings were started off by a selection of folk songs from the Coachmen, a local*- folk singing group that Is cam posed of Fresno State College stu¬ dents. They are Bill Young, Alec Bablglan and Bob Oliver. Candtdates Speak ASB vice president Larry Layne Introduced the candidates for all offices. The candidates for class presidents were allowed to apeak on their respective platforms. The candidates for men's legislative commissioner were also speakers. Skits Presented The evening was topped by the skits featuring the theme or blood. Pour groups participated with good response by the crowd. The winners were Kappa Alpha Theta with a "twisting" version of "Give Again Like WE Did Last Sum¬ mer". Second was Horn an Hall with a scene about "Marsha, What Have You Done?" Third was taken by Sigma Alpha Epstlon with the changes wrought by the wonders of new medicine. Blood donations will be accepted from 9 AM to 2 PM In the Cafe¬ teria tomorrow and Friday. Study Workshop Today This afternoon from 3:10 to 6 PM a study workshop will be con- dueled in Social Science 205. nr. Viola Davis Of the Counsel¬ ing Office will lead the group which will discuss study problems and aids. Fraternity Will Hold Birthday Dinner, Dance A dinner-donee at the Belmont Country Club Saturday will high¬ light the 10th anniversary cele¬ bration ot the Sigma* Chi fraternity. The Epsllon Eta chapter of Sigma Chi was founded at Fresco State College Feb. 23, 19S2. All alumni who have graduated from the Epsllon Eta chapter since 1952 have been sent Invita¬ tions to the dance. The dance will be preceded by a cocktail party at the fraternity house from 7:30 to 8:30 PM. The dance will be from 9 to 12 PM and will feature a live bond. A prime rib dinner will bo served before the dance. Since its founding, Sigma Chi has grown steadily. At the time of the founding, 2G active members were Initiated. Recently 25 new members were Initiated, bringing the membership to more than GOO. While growing, the Sigma Chi Fraternity has occupied four fra¬ ternity houses. Groups Get Ultimatum On Council Vote Voting members on the student council will be permanently de¬ creased by 23 next Wednesday If delinquent organizations fall to send an "official" representative to the Apr. 11 meeting. Judy Carter, student body sec¬ retary, emphasized the word "official" by explaining that while a voting member may also belong to another group that is entitled to a vote, he can only vote once. Each organisation must send a specific delegate to vote or. In certain coses, may turn In a writ¬ ten proxy vote. An official representative from the following croups has been ab¬ sent from the lost two or three student council meetings: Senior class. Luncheon Club, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Campus staff. Kappa Sigma. Ski Club. Interfraternlty Council. Sigma Nu. Industrial Arts Club. HUlel Club, Arnold Air Society. Young Democrats. Phi Sigma Tau, En¬ gineers Club. Chi Beta Alpha. Chinese Stu¬ dents Club. Phi Mu Alpha Sin- fonla. Pianoforte. Varsity F. Viti¬ culture Club. I'l Gamma Mu. Circle K. Meael Club, Gun Club, Deserct Club. Orchesls. Ornamental Horticul¬ ture Club and Western Speech Association organisation. Vote Today In ASB Prima.*?; Polls Will Be Open Until 4 A suro indication of spring on campus, the Associated Student Body primary elections, began to¬ day at 9 AM and will continue until i o'clock this afternoon. Ballots-may be cast at the Ac¬ tivities Booth: The primaries will decide tho victors la all student body and Class office elections. In¬ volving two or less candidates, according to Bob Jones, election committee chairman. A simple majority of votes for Jerry Tahajian or Ray Snow will Chan Votes Void, Says Election Board By Jim Church, Collegian Editor What had the prospects of being a dull, listless election campaizn has suddenly taken a turn upward on the interest scale, thanks to an outspoken sophomore by the name of Lester Chan. "Chan and the little people" have been circularizing the "+campus with hand bills Tocchio Gets Safety Post Octavio J. Tocchio, assoelato professor of criminology, has been appointed to the Fresno County Safety Council as a divisional icc-presldent. chairman of traf' tic. Ray Stanaow. managing dlrec- lau, 11 r i Tocchio Inst week of his appoint- t. Tho term of office Is Indef- . and it is a non-profit, non' political position. As chairraan -or the traffic dlvl on. Tocchio will head a couimit- ■c of about 10 prominent citl- ;ns whose exclusive duty It will ■ to prevent accidents. To go about fulfilling this duly le committee will try to Identify eak spots In the present traffic tuatlon, continue inventory and appraisal of the traffic situation and plan with authorities and hers for their solution. Writer Forsees FSC In College Top Ten An education consultant for a national magaslne says that Fres¬ no state College will be a candi¬ date In 1970 for the top ten col¬ leges Ifst usually named by ad¬ ministrators and professors ac¬ cording to prestige. Paul H. Davis, writing In the March Issue of The Journal of Higher Education, says that "In Margosian GetsCIPAJob Arthur Margosian, college pub¬ lic information officer and assis¬ tant professor of Journalism, has been elected executive secretary of the California Intercollegiate Press Association. Margoalan was also recently elected president of the Fresno Press Club. He Is a i960 graduate of Fresno State College and a post editor of Tho Collegian and the yearbook. He Is married and baa two children. Last year Margosian was vice president of the press club and during his undergraduate days at FSC was president of the CIPA. 1970 there will be new name the top ten colleges and in the top ten universities rated accord¬ ing to prestige. The present top ten, colleges usually named by administrators and professors are Amherst, Csrleton, Orinnell, Hav¬ er ford. Oberlln. Pomona, Reed, Sewanes, Sworthmoro and Wcs- leysn (Connecticut). "Candidates In 1970 wfll surely Include Bowdoln, Colby. Colorado, Davidson. D e P a u w, Earlham, Fresno State, Knox, San Francisco Stale and Occidental." Davis' article. "Changes Are Coming In the Colleges," consists of 4 0 forecasts. He wrote the ar¬ ticles following a visit to univer¬ sities and colleges throughout the United States, and based his writ Jut; on information gathered In personal Interviews. The former vice president for development nt Columbia Univer¬ sity under the then President Dwight Elsenhower, Davis ii college consultant for Header's Digest. He Is a member of the Board of Trustees of tbe College of Idaho and of the Board of Fel¬ lows or Claremont Graduate Col¬ lege. Spriag Madness' A Students Fancy Turns To... Pranks Br John Armstrong One warm spring day several years ago a collection of trophies mysteriously disappeared from a showcase in a fraternity huuse on the Ohio State University campus. Several months later the house received a letter from a Catholic bishop In charge of missions In a Latin-American country, thank¬ ing the fraternity for its donation. "Following your Instructions." wrote the bishop, "I have had the trophies melted down, stamped Into religious medals and distri¬ buted to natives in the hinter¬ lands." Only then did the fraternity brothers realise that they bad been victims of a college prank. . While granted that In the spring a young man's fancy does turn to love, in the collegian world, biology sometimes takes a back seat to student high Jinks and tomfoolery. The blooming of devious plots and ideas invariably coincides" with tbe blooming of violets and daffodils. College pranks are firmly en¬ trenched In American folklore, dating back to tbe now famous Harvard Butter Rebellion of 17«6, When students complained. "Behold our butter atlnketh and we cannot eat thereof." Hanging in effigy, currently as papular as ever, began on the University of Michigan campus in the 1850's. Of course, the students threw In an embellishment of their own: they not only hanged the effigy, they also shot and burned It. And the stimulating art of the panty raid dates back to 1899 when 400 pajama-clad University of Wisconsin moles broke into Ladles Hall and gayly snitched 204 unmentionables as scantily- clad (oeds screamed In girlish de¬ light. The art of the college prank has come a long way since these erode beginnings. Today's student phy¬ sicist or engineer has an Impres¬ sive array of gadgets to work with. The California Institute of Technology Is tbe undisputed champion In tbe field ot techno¬ logical warfare. Just ask the Col Tech senior who found a com¬ pletely assembled Ford In his bedroom. He bad to remove tbe auto niece by piece. Or the fresh¬ man who found every square Inch of bis room occupied by a giant weather balloon full of water. Or the millions who viewed,the 1953 Rose Bowl via the living room picture tube and saw the Univer¬ sity of California card tricks at half time. The opening scheduled to be a spectacular CALIFORNIA OOLDEN HEARS but through some "mysterious twist of fate" It came out a spec- taculsr CAL TECH. Many times student energy Is* directed toward faculty and ad¬ ministration. Earl J. (Fun) Mer- rlt, head football coach at Pomona College, finished breakfast one spring morning, kissed bis wife goodbye, rushed out of his apart¬ ment and soundly banged his pro¬ boscis against a brick wall. Dur¬ ing the previous night several students had completely bricked up his front door. A 20-year-old Kent State Uni¬ versity sophomore figured out an ingenious method or providing his own parking space*. When¬ ever he drew alongside a no- parking red or yellow sons, he simply pulled a can of paint from the. trunk of his Jalopy and quick¬ ly brushed the curb a fast drying gray. Presto! A parking ploce. Rebelling ti a ve-a-q ueeo-for-everythlng-under -the-sun erase, several students nominated a nanny goat for prom aueen bock In the early 1940's. Horrified campus politicians claimed that the goat was not a girl and. therefore, Ineligible. But the goat's supporters produced a veterinarian to attest to her fem¬ ininity. Finally, the goat was dls- rjualitled on the grounds that she hod not been a resident on the campus the preceding year. Never¬ theless, she still ran a strong third In the voting. Today's sick comedians strong¬ ly Influence tbe character of mod¬ ern college nonsense. Like the five Ohio State freshmen who stole a corpse from as undertaker's par¬ lor and placed It on the steps of the OSU cafeteria Just before lunch time. Cafeteria personnel reported that lunch time attend¬ ance dropped off 90 per cent. Or the prankster who.painted a bnllseye at the bottom of the Campanile, a high tower In the center ot the University of Cali¬ fornia campus;" to give suicide Jumpers something to shoot at. And let's not forget the college students who wen arrested for (Continued on Pag.* 3) lng the popular If not-too-sound promises and policies or the sud¬ den "third" candidate for the of¬ fice of Student Body President. Election Committee Chairman Bob Jones announced that all votes for Chan will be void. "I don't know what he's trying to prove," said Jones, "but all votes for Chan will not count, and the candidate wbo receives the most votes between Ray Snow and Jerry Tahajian will become Stu¬ dent Body President." Chan has been declared Ineligible by the committee. Voting will be conducted at the Activities Booth from 9 AM until 4 PM. and at a booth in tho quad during the same hours. The ASB office of men's legis¬ lative commissioner will also be settled today, with either Rod Coburn or Sandy Knapp being elected. No Reason Student body officers could think of no reason for Chan's fierce campaign, other than that he moy be trying to drum up pub¬ licity for a try at the office next Chan, former College of the Sequoias student body president, has been flooding the campus with mimeographed statements of "policy" la a campaign that is taking a humorous approach to Fresno State politics. Chan's promises include: Abolition of vote for women students — "feminity, not equal¬ ity." Five day Collegian, morning and evening editions, and no ad¬ vertising. $10,000,000 Student Union to be erected over the site of the old library which will be raxed. Thir¬ ty five bowling lanes, two swim¬ ming pools, a ratskeler. and an Indor rodeo arena. Parking fees abolished—"First come, first served." Abolition ot Campus Police, Student cemetery (senior me¬ morials) to be located off campus. Smoking In all lecture halls. Teachers will lead students in prayer and flag salute before each lecture, and The only "ism" for Chan la "Fresno Statism." Elaborating on his reasoning for keeping women out of poll- tics, Chan declared, "I do not wish to see their Innocent, virtu¬ ous minds sullied by the dirty world of politics." "When women become Involved in politics." said Chan, "they ruin it." Looks At Facts v "Look at the facts. In America the women got the vote In 1919. Shortly thereafter came prohibi¬ tion, depression and World War II. Cleopatra meddled In politics, ruined the Roman Republic and Is now ruining 30th Century For." "Remember Les Chan's motto," the leader of the "little people (against Greeks)" states: "Be¬ hind every great misfortune you will find a woman." Oh an boasts that when be takes office all other campus officers and offices will be abolished. decide wbo will be next year's top campus political figure (ASB president). Other offices that will be de¬ cided in today's balloting include: Rod Coburn and Jobn (Sandy) Knapp, men's legislative commis¬ sioner; Mike Harris, commission¬ er of publications; Jerry Embree and BUI Passons, senior class president; Larry Sampson, senior class vice president; and Penny Polite and Barbara Bitting, senior class social chairman. Elections that will be decided In today's voting by tbe Junior class Include: Tom Sommers and Ed Keller, Junior class president; Carolyn Phillips and Silvia Sllva, Junior class secretary: and Sberee Flak and Marilyn Poppa, social chairman candidates. Members of the sophomore class will decide today whether Ronald Santlglan or Barry O'Nell will be class president next year. The lone sophomore social chair- in candidate Is Joan Hughes. Other candidates In elections that will not be decided In to¬ day's primaries are: Chris Adams, Judy Dunn and Diane Qui g ley. ASB secretory; Patty Jo Peters, Carol Shields and Suiaune Car- roll, senior class secretary; Jim Brumm, Sloan McCormtck and' Ron Shofner, Junior class vice president; Lonna Henkle, Tom McDonald, Dirk Van Qelder and Herman Howerton, sophomore class vice president; and Darlene Rlcco, Karen Sue Coles and Nancy Davis, sophomore class secretary. Forum Will Take Look At Right Wingers A forum discussion on "Ultra- Right Wing Conservatism, an Asset or Liability to American So¬ ciety" will be conducted tomor¬ row at 3 PM at McLane Hall 200. Fresno City College campus. Dick Crossman, Young Republl- n president at Fresno State: John F. Castle, chairman of tbe State Constitutional party; Rev. Robert Hoon, pastor of tbe First Methodist Church; and William Crump, local businessman who has been active in 'Republican circles, will deliver speeches. A question and answer session will follow the rebuttal period. The (orum, which Is sponsored Jointly by the freshman and soph- re classes at City College, is open to the public free of charge. Applications Out Now For Tokalon Applications for the women's upper division honorary, Tokalon. available today and may be filed until Apr. 13. Forma may bo obtained In the Activities Of¬ fice. Acceptance for membership le based on the applicant's grade point average, which must be at least 2.7, and on participation In scholastic and extra curricular ac¬ tivities. Initiation of new members will be the first week of May. Also In May will be tbe annual awards assembly sponsored by Tokalon and an exchange with Blue Key. Collegiate Vers* Contest Cash prises are being offered In a contest open to all college students ot tour to eight line verse which must be submitted by June 30. Each contestant may enter only one verse, not to exceed eight lines, with first word rhyme. Entries will be Judged by A. S. Barnes and Co., publishers, tad should be sent to that company at 11 E. 36th St., New York IS. CHARTER DAY DINNER — Here if a partial section of Ihe reore than 700 alumni, faculty, students and guests who attended the Charter Day dinner held In the Gymnasium last Saturday. The dinner climaxed Fresno State's Charter Day activities which featured 'diiplerys and open houses on campus. Guest speaker . Included Mrs. Louise Brerz, 1912 graduate of FSC, Louis Heilbron, chairman of the California State College Board of Trustees, and Dr. Arnold L Joyol, college president. |