1962_04 The Daily Collegian April 1962

              Pbge Two—
-The Fresno Sfafe College CoUegkm-
Candidates Campaign
(Continued from Page 1)
unsulted for us and which must
eventually be changed if we and
those who come after us are to
get the most out of our college
years.
As I have previously said, I am
a member of SlRma Chi Fratern¬
ity — but this doesn't keep me
from believing that when campus
affairs are run solely by one
group the results arc biased, In¬
adequate and unfair for Every¬
one concerned. 1 have aald this
on many occasions and will keep
on saying this no matter what
minority group Is In power.
It Is therefore my conviction
that steps be taken to Insure that
the opinions of all students will
be voiced In our constant drive
for the expansion and betterment
of our college.
Bill Passons
As a candidate for (he office of
Senior Class President. I would
like to familiarise you with some
of the activities that I feel qualify
me for the office. I have served
on our class Executive Committee
for three years, Elections Commit¬
tee, Freshman Camp Counselor.
Cardinal    Key,    Public    Relations
Committee. Sigma Alpha Epsllon,
and public relations chairman for
Inter fraternity  Council.
As class president I will strive
for the following:
1. to establish more unity in
our class with class activities such
as a senior picnic or a senior day
at Millerton Luke.
2. more participation in class
government by a class executive
committee with members from all
parts of the class and by appoint¬
ing a different chairman for each
activity.
3. a money making project such
as a dance or a White Elephant
Auction  In  the courtyard,
1. good organization of all class
activities including the senior
breakfast, bacealaureale. and corn-
final year at Fresno State College
our most memorable one.
5. letting the senior class select
Its own gift by voting upon
choices.
S. working on the student coun¬
cil and the student body executive
committee to lend the support of
the senior class to various student
body activities such as the Jasx
festivals and the proposal for the
student union.
Where trained
leadership counts
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The basic activities of the Sen¬
ior Class are the traditional senior
breakfast, baccalaureate services,
and commencement exercises
which are held for the members
of the class at the end of the
spring semester. As a candidate
for Senior Class President, I will
work to make these affairs the
most memorable events of this
type In the history of Fresno
State College.
The recent success of the Presi¬
dent's Convocation has proven to
many that such an affair should
take place every year if not on a
semester basis. I think the Asso¬
ciated Student Body should have
the opportunity to hear their
President speak.  I  also feel  that
this event could be sponsored by
the Senior Class. It would be tbe
Job of the president of the class
and his executive committee to
handle the public relations Job
for the convocaUon. If I am elec¬
ted, this will be one or my major
As you can see. this office re¬
quires someone who Is ambitious,
a leader, and willing to work. Mr
acUvltles here at FSC include:- co-
chairman of the Date Committee,
ASB executive committee. Blue
Key. and president of Alpha
Kappa Psl. I feel that these ac¬
tivities have given me the neces¬
sary experience to handle this
position.
VOTE
WEDNESDAY
RON SANTIGIAN
. . . Wants Soph Job
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CRAM COURSE NO. 1:
MODERN EUROPEAN HISTORY
The school year drawn rapidly to & close, and it'a been a fun
year, what with learning the twist, attending public executions,
and walking our cheetahs—but are we ready for final examsT
Some of us, I fear, ere not Therefore, in these few remaining
columns, I propose to forego levity and instead offer a aeries
of cram courses so that we may nil be prepared at exam time.
We will start with Modem European History. Strictly de¬
fined. Modern European History covers the history of Europe
from January 1, 1062, to the present. However, in order to
provide employment for more teachers, the course has been
moved back to the Age of Pericles, or the Renaissance, as it is
jocularly called.
The single most important fact to remember about Modern
European History ia the emergence of Prussia. As we all know,
Prussia was originally colled Russia. The "P" was purchased
from Persia in 1874 for $34 and Manhattan Island. This later
became known as Guy Fawkes Day.
Persia, without a "P" was, of course, called Ereia. This bo
embarrassed the natives that they changed the name of the
country to Iran. This led to a rash of name changing. Mesopo¬
tamia became Iraq, Sehleswig-Holstein became Saxe-Coburg,
Boania-Hericgovina became Cleveland. There was even talk in
stable old England, about changing tbe name of the cuimtiy,
but it waa forgotten when the little princca escaped from the
Tower and act fire to Pitt, the Elder.
Meanwhile Johannes Gutenberg was quietly inventing the
printing press, for which we may all be grateful, believe you
met Why gratefulT I'll toll you why grateful. Because without
Gutenberg's invention, there would be no printing on cigarette
packs. You would not know when you bought cigarettes whether
you were getting good Marlboros or some horrid imitation- You
could never be sure that you were buying a full-flavored smoke
with a pure white filter, a cigarette that lets you settle back
and get comfortable—in short, a Marlboro. It is a prospect to
chill the bones and turn the blood to sorghum—so if you ore
ever in Frank-furt am Main, drop in and say thanks to Mr.
Gutenberg. He is elderly—408 years old Inst birthday—but
still quite active in his laboratory. In fact, only lost Tuesday ho
invented (he German short-haired pointer.
But I digress. Back to Modern European History. Let ua
turn now to that ever popular favorite, France.
France, as we all know, ia divided into several departments.
There is tho Police Department, the Fire Department, the
Gaa and Water Department, and the Bureau of Weights and
Measures. There is also Madame Pompadour, but that need
not concern ua because it is a dirty story and is only taught to
graduate students.
Finally, let us take up Italy—the newest European nation,
Italy did not become a unified state until 1648 when Garibaldi,
Cavour, and Victor Emmanuel threw three coins in tbe Trevi
Fountain. This lovely gesture so enchanted all of Europe that
William of Orange married Mary Stuart and caused a potato
famine in Ireland. This, in turn, resulted in Pitt, the Younger:
All of this may seem a bit complicated, but be of good cheer.
Everything was happily resolved at tbe Congress of 'Vienna
where Mettemieh traded Parma to Talleyrand for Mad Ludwig
of Bavaria. Then everybody waltsed till dawn and then, tired
but content, they started the Thirty Years' War.« uaibissaa
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