1962_01 The Daily Collegian January 1962

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Stud.nt Directory Will
Be Issued Today Until 3
The 1961-61 Directory will be
Issued until 3 PM this afternoon
In  the Student Activities Booth.
After that, copies of the Direc¬
tory may be picked up In the of¬
fice or Printing and Information.
The Directory lists the name
and phone number of students,
faculty, and members of the ad¬
ministration.
-Th. fneno Slat. Colhaa Collesian-
COLLEGIAN CALENDAR
Monday. Jan. 8
T:0O—Oil   Beta  Alpha,   Cafe¬
teria C'ommittetT ltorim  1.
3: IS—.Kuppa   itrii.i  1*1   meet¬
ing,    BTe«t    speukcr.    College
ItellRiouit Center.
Tuesday, Jan. 0
1:00—Circle K meeting, EdP
110.
liOO —  Nisei  Club  meeting,
EdP 11S-
6:00—Beta   Beta  Beta  meet¬
ing.     Committee    room    2.
Cafeteria.
7:00—Pre Dent Club meeting.
Cafeteria   Committee   room
7:00—Jr. l'anhellcnio Pledge
Class Party. Lnb All Pur¬
pose Boom.
7:30—Rodeo Club meting, Ag
114.
1:00 — Chi Alpha meeting,
EdP 101.
4:30—AWS Activities Hoard,
EdP 102.
Wednesday, Jan. 10
11:00— llnptlst Student Union
meeting. Cafeteria Commit¬
tee Boom 1.
5:80 — AWS  Installation  of
Officers,  Cafeteria Commit¬
tee Boom 2.
Saturday, Jon. IS
11:00 AM—Nursing Club Di-
vifllnn Meeting, Staff Dining
Room Cafeteria.
LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS
as seen by:
vgt BEQtwvner.
Two Former FSC Students
Take Step Towards Brazil
Harold Walton, a junior agri¬
business major, and Royolene
Cranmore. a 1357 FSC graduate
with a degree In animal husband¬
ry, arc :n Washington. DC today,
their first step toward Brazil as
members of the peace corps.
They are among 66 peace corps
members going to Br axil In about
three months to work with 4S
organizations, which are similar
to 4H Clubs In this country.
The   group    was   scheduled   to
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begin training Wednesday
■in center In the nation's capital
where they will study Portuguese
and Brazilian history ana culture.
After six weeks In Washington,
the unit will go to Puerto Rico for
a month of physical training and
then will Journey to Brazil.
The unit, composed or 28 men
and 2S women, will'work in Bra¬
zil as a result of a request by that
country's Ministry of Agriculture.
Hair Of them will servf as home
economists, and the other half as
agricultural extension workers. In
all phases of their work, the
corpsmen will bo working closely
with TS"members.
Brazilian agricultural and gov¬
ernment leaders have called tho
4S Club movement one of tbe
most important fnctors in their
country's economy, bccouse'or Its
aid In helping to supply food to a
vastly undernourished populace,
and for the role It plays In train¬
ing Brazil's future farmers and
home economists.
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Forecast: Common Americans WiU
Earn More Money and Spend More
What kind of year will 196J
st
A look In the murky crystal
ball discloses It will be one of
the more memorable years of
modern times, a mixture of na¬
tional prosperity and Internation¬
al puxzlement.
According lo our annual fuiiy
forecast, the American common
man will earn more money than
he ever did before In his life
and still be unable to understand
where It all went.
He will eat both the cake or
plenty and the bread or crisis, as
the Russians find new strings of
discord and unrest to thrum".
Moat people will be-living m<
but maybe wondering whether
they are enjoying It less. Yet
everybody — everybodyi except
wives reaching 40 — will find
something to be cheerful about
during 1962.
Here are a lew fanciful predic¬
tions that may come true during
the present year:
On  the International front:
Following President Kennedy's
advice on personal physical fit'
ness programs, premier K brush-
chev will take a special corrcs
pondence course in mueclc-bulld-
Ing.
The United States will shoot a
man Into orbit, and tbe Russians
will Immediately orbit a beautiful
female spy to keep an eye on him.
The Congolese will organize
their own version of the "Peace
Corps," and send their rirst train¬
ees over here to help rescue
Americans stranded In traffic
Jams.
The United Nations will seek tc
solve Its financial woes by having
Itself listed on tho stock ex¬
changes of New York. London,
Paris, Rome, Bonn, and Tokyo.
Shares will also be sold secretly
to the Russian public by stock
and bond salesmen parachuted
Into Siberia by the Allies.
On the domestic political front
THE COLLEGIAN
■MB i
Tol.phona BAldwln 2-ilSl"
_IOEL SCHWATa
"WHO, ME A
LOVER?"
"Correct. Women used
to giggle. Now they
goggle. I don't blamo
them, now that I'm
cladInWeskita.Trya
pair. You, too, will
feel real A-l all
over."'
John F. Kennedy Jr. will grow
some more baby teeth.
His father will ask Congress to
put some more adult teeth in the
present income tax laws, and ev¬
eryone on an expense account will
go Into mourning.
A Harvard professor will de¬
cline a federal government ap¬
pointment, claiming he prefers to
teach. After being cleared of any
taint of subversion by a Joint fac¬
ulty-congressional committee, Sen.
Barry Ooldwater will offer him a
post on his staff.
Gov. Nelson A. Rockefeller's
Wends will offer a $35,000 re¬
ward for any ghost writer who
can come up with a Republican
vote-getting slogan better than
"New Deal," "Fair Deal," or
"New Frontier."
All In all, 196! promises to be
an interesting and surprising
year. If you don't enjoy it. It'll be
your own fault.
FSC Will Host Recital
Two vocalists, | tenor Cornelius
Kroekcr of Fresno and baritone
Kenneth Wall of Reedley, will
present a Joint recital at 1 PM
Tuesday in the concert hall of tbe
Music Building.
The recital is presented In' par¬
tial fulfillment of the require¬
ments for the degree of Bachelor
of Arts In music. The perform¬
ance is open to the "public with
no admission charge.
Kroekcr will open the program
with a group of four songs by
Schubert: "Dos Wandern," "Wan¬
derers Nachtlled." "Was 1st Syl¬
via," and "Die Post." Wall will
begin his part of the performance
with four Brahms compositions,
"Mlnnelled." "Helm Kehr," "Die
Kranze," and "O Liebliche Wan-
gen,"
Kroekcr     will     return     with
"Valnement, ma blen-almee" by
LalO and Wall" will sing the aria,
"Arant de guitter ces Ileus" from
Gounod? "Faust."
Concluding the program, Kroe¬
kcr win sing another medley In¬
cluding "aure on this Shining
Night" (Barber). "Now Sleeps
the Crimson Petal" (Quitter),
"My Lovely Cella" (Wilson), and
"I Can't Be Talkln' of Love"
(Barab).
Wall's closing numbers will be
"Mill Doors" and "There Is s
Lady Sweet and Kind," both by
Dello Jolo, "Prairie Water by
Night" (Helm), and "Old Song"
(Moore).
Krocker will be accompanied
on the piano by James Ward of
Fresno. Wall's accompanist will
be Alex Molnar, also of Fresno.
On Campus
with
i     RING IN THE NEW
Are you still writing "1961" on your papera'and letters? Ill
bet you ore, you scamps! But I am not one to be harsh with
those who forget we are in a new year, for I myself have long
been guilty of tbe same Lapse. In fact, in my senior year at
college, I wrote 1873 on my papers until nearly November of
1874! (It turned out, incidentally, not to be such a serious
error because, as we all know, 1874 was later repealed by
President Chester A. Arthur in a fit of pique over the Black
Tom Explosion. And, as we all know, Mr. Arthur later come
to regret his hasty action. Who does not recall that famous
meeting between Mr. Arthur and Louis Napoleon when Mr.
Arthur said, "Lou, I wish I hadn't of repealed 1874." Where¬
upon the French emperor made his Immortal rejoinder, 'Tint
out nous et tyler Us. WeU sir, they had many a good laugh
about that, as you can imagine.)
But I digress. How can we remember to write 1962 on our
papers and letters? Well sir, the best way is to find something
memorable shout 1962, something unique to fix it firmly in
your mind. Happily, this ia very simple because, as we all know,-
1962 is the first year in history that is divisible by 2, by 4, and
by 7. Take a pencil and try it: 1062 divided by 2 is 931; 1962
divided by 4 is 490-1/2; 1962 divided by 7 ia 280-2/7.This mathe¬
matical curiosity will not occur again until the year 2079, but
we will all be so busy then celebrating the Chester A. Arthur
bi-centenary that we will scarcely have time to be writing
papers and letters and like that.
Another clever little trick to fix the year 1962 in your mind
is to remember that 1962 spelled backwards is 2691. "Year''
spelled backwards is "raey." "Marlboro" spelled backwards is
"oroblram." Marlboro smoked batlcwnnls is no fun at all.
Kindly do not light the filter. What you do is put the filter end
in your lips, thai tight tbe tobacco end, then draw, and tsMU
find out what pleasure, what joy, what rapture serene it is to
smoke the filter cigarette with the imfiltered taste. In 1962, as
in once and future years, you'll get a lot to like in a Marlboro - -
available, in soft pack and flip-top boz in all SO states and
Duluth.
But I digress. We were speaki n g of the memorable aspects
of 1962 and high among them, of course, Ls the fact that in
1962 the entire House of Repreeentativca stands for election.
There will, no doubt, be many lively and interesting contests,
but none, 111 wager, quite so lively and interesting as the one
in my awn district where the leading candidate is none other
than Chester A. Arthur!
Mr. Arthur, incidentally, is not the first ex-president to coma
out of retirement and run for the House of Bepi-esentatives.
John Quiney Adams wu the first. Mr. Adams also holds
another distinction: he was the first son of a president ever to
serve as president. It is true that Martin Van Buren's son,
Walter "Blinky" Van Buren, wu at one time offered the nomi¬
nation for the presidency, but he, alas, had already accepted
a bid to become Mad Ludwig of Bavaria. James K Polk's son,
on the other hand, became Salmon F. Chase. Millard Klt-
more's son went into air conditioning. This later was known as
tbe blissouri Compromise. • isttKusw-aa
In Missouri, or anywhere elm, the?* la no compromise with
quality In Marlboro or the new unaltered klng-sixe Philip
Morris Commander. The. Commandrr dome something new
In cigarette making—gent If vacuum cleans the tobacco for
sVpw and mildness. Oat aboard! You'll be welcome.