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,Moarfey, Sept. 29,19— -
i
Do you really know your sports?
Bulldog
Bark
Mike Butwell
Put away your crib sheets and keep,
your eyes on your own newspaper, it's
time to take a little pop quiz about the
sports world surrounding us. Remember,
some questions may have more than one
answer so pick the most appropriate
answer. Good luck.
1. For Kevin Sweeney to win the Heisman
trophy, what would have to happen?
A. He would have to double Doug
Flutie's passing-yardage record.
B. He would have to transfer to Okla¬
homa and hope they get another shot at
the University of Miami.
C. Vinny Testaverde would have to
break both his arms.
D. All the above.
2. The Chicago Bears:
A. Endorse McDonald's products.
B. Make music videos.
C. Play football.
D. All the above.
3. The Pittsburgh Pirates:
A. Win three games a week.
B. Win three games a month.
C. Tour the Major League Baseball
circuit with the circus.
4. Jim Kelly:
A. Is the highest paid NFL plavter.
B. The "biggest" thing to hiyTJuffalo
since the blizzard of '76.
C. Is a candidate for the mayor of
Buffalo.
D. All the above.
5. The Los Angeles Raiders:
A. Need better manners. '•.:*.
B. Need a better quarterback.
C. Need to win more than one game a
month.
6. The New York Mete:
A. Already have purchased their tickets
for the World Series.
B. Take naps instead of batting practice
to make the outcome of their remaining
games more interesting. *
C. Were the first team to clinch their
division.
D. All the above.
7. Pete Rose is:
A. Attempting to break any and every
major league record possible.
B. Attempting to play longer than his
son.
C. Attempting to play longer than his
grandson (when he has one).
D. All the above.
8. William "The Refrigerator" Perry:
A. Eats a whole pie a day for dessert.
B.^Eats half a dozen pies each day for
dessert.
C. Eats as many pies as he darn well
pleases for dessert. ■
9. The Red Wave:
A. Supports Bulldog athletic events.
B. Is what people Used to surf on a long
time ago in the Red Sea.
C. Consists of Bill Walton. Keith
Moreland, Archie Manning and the Cin¬
cinnati Reds doing "The Wave." .
10. Los Angeles Rams' quarterbacks are:
A. Overpaid.
B. Overweight.
C, OveMhe-hill.
D. Overjoyed the Rams would sign them.
11. The Super Bowl is:
A. A gigantic bowl of cereal.
B. William "The Refrigerator" Perry
and King Kong Bundy rolling down a hill
together.
C. The NFL championship, pitting the
NFC's and AFC's top team.
12. Billy Martin:
A. Has been fired more times than there
are days of the week.
B. Has been hired more times than there
are days Of the week.
C. Both of the above.
D. None of the above.
13. Ted Turner:
A. Runs WTBS'Superstation.
B. Is super rich.
• C. Signs not-so super players for super
salaries.
D. All the above.
14. Pat Ewing:
A. Did get an education at Georgetown.
B. Done did get an education at
Georgetown.
C. Did went to Georgetown to get an
education.
D. None of the above.
15. What did the LSFL do with the SI
they won in court?
A. Bought a California lottery ticket.
B. Bought some magic beans, hoping to
climb a beanstalk andsign the "the giant"
for their latest experiment league, the BFL
(the Big Football League).
C. Called Jim Kelly long distance in
Buffalo to see if he needed a chaffeur or
butler.
16. For the Fresno State Bulldogs to be
ranked No. 1 in the AP poll, It would
take:
A. A miracle.
B. Oregon State to win its next eight
games.
C. 84-0 scores the rest of the season.
D. Oklahoma to play in the Cal Bowl.
And Fresno State to win.
17. Stephen Baker's latest nickname is:
A. "Mr. Incredible" J
B. "The Human. Phenomenan"
C. "Miracle Maker" -
D. "The Big-play maker"
18. Jim Sweeney usesthe word "awesome"
to describe:
A. Stephen Baker.
B. Cliff Hannemann and David Gray¬
son.
C. Kevin Sweeney.
D.The whole team.
E. All the above.
19. Doug Flutie can be found these days:
A. Rooting for opposing defensive*
secondaries remaining on the Bulldogs'
schedule.
B. Shining employer Donald Trump's
shoes for $10,000 a day.
C. Doing absolutely nothing.
20. For the Los Angeles Dodgers to have
won the NL West this season, they would
have needed:
A. Fernando Valenzuela to have won
30 games. ^*
B. Pedro Guerreo to have hit 30 home
runs.
C. The defense to have committed 30
less errors.
D. All the above.
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Object Description
| Title | 1986_09 The Daily Collegian September 1986 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1986 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
| Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
| Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
| Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
| Language | eng |
Description
| Title | September 30, 1986, Page 7 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1986 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
| Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
| Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
| Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
| Language | eng |
| Full-Text-Search | )jp®L?& ,Moarfey, Sept. 29,19— - i Do you really know your sports? Bulldog Bark Mike Butwell Put away your crib sheets and keep, your eyes on your own newspaper, it's time to take a little pop quiz about the sports world surrounding us. Remember, some questions may have more than one answer so pick the most appropriate answer. Good luck. 1. For Kevin Sweeney to win the Heisman trophy, what would have to happen? A. He would have to double Doug Flutie's passing-yardage record. B. He would have to transfer to Okla¬ homa and hope they get another shot at the University of Miami. C. Vinny Testaverde would have to break both his arms. D. All the above. 2. The Chicago Bears: A. Endorse McDonald's products. B. Make music videos. C. Play football. D. All the above. 3. The Pittsburgh Pirates: A. Win three games a week. B. Win three games a month. C. Tour the Major League Baseball circuit with the circus. 4. Jim Kelly: A. Is the highest paid NFL plavter. B. The "biggest" thing to hiyTJuffalo since the blizzard of '76. C. Is a candidate for the mayor of Buffalo. D. All the above. 5. The Los Angeles Raiders: A. Need better manners. '•.:*. B. Need a better quarterback. C. Need to win more than one game a month. 6. The New York Mete: A. Already have purchased their tickets for the World Series. B. Take naps instead of batting practice to make the outcome of their remaining games more interesting. * C. Were the first team to clinch their division. D. All the above. 7. Pete Rose is: A. Attempting to break any and every major league record possible. B. Attempting to play longer than his son. C. Attempting to play longer than his grandson (when he has one). D. All the above. 8. William "The Refrigerator" Perry: A. Eats a whole pie a day for dessert. B.^Eats half a dozen pies each day for dessert. C. Eats as many pies as he darn well pleases for dessert. ■ 9. The Red Wave: A. Supports Bulldog athletic events. B. Is what people Used to surf on a long time ago in the Red Sea. C. Consists of Bill Walton. Keith Moreland, Archie Manning and the Cin¬ cinnati Reds doing "The Wave." . 10. Los Angeles Rams' quarterbacks are: A. Overpaid. B. Overweight. C, OveMhe-hill. D. Overjoyed the Rams would sign them. 11. The Super Bowl is: A. A gigantic bowl of cereal. B. William "The Refrigerator" Perry and King Kong Bundy rolling down a hill together. C. The NFL championship, pitting the NFC's and AFC's top team. 12. Billy Martin: A. Has been fired more times than there are days of the week. B. Has been hired more times than there are days Of the week. C. Both of the above. D. None of the above. 13. Ted Turner: A. Runs WTBS'Superstation. B. Is super rich. • C. Signs not-so super players for super salaries. D. All the above. 14. Pat Ewing: A. Did get an education at Georgetown. B. Done did get an education at Georgetown. C. Did went to Georgetown to get an education. D. None of the above. 15. What did the LSFL do with the SI they won in court? A. Bought a California lottery ticket. B. Bought some magic beans, hoping to climb a beanstalk andsign the "the giant" for their latest experiment league, the BFL (the Big Football League). C. Called Jim Kelly long distance in Buffalo to see if he needed a chaffeur or butler. 16. For the Fresno State Bulldogs to be ranked No. 1 in the AP poll, It would take: A. A miracle. B. Oregon State to win its next eight games. C. 84-0 scores the rest of the season. D. Oklahoma to play in the Cal Bowl. And Fresno State to win. 17. Stephen Baker's latest nickname is: A. "Mr. Incredible" J B. "The Human. Phenomenan" C. "Miracle Maker" - D. "The Big-play maker" 18. Jim Sweeney usesthe word "awesome" to describe: A. Stephen Baker. B. Cliff Hannemann and David Gray¬ son. C. Kevin Sweeney. D.The whole team. E. All the above. 19. Doug Flutie can be found these days: A. Rooting for opposing defensive* secondaries remaining on the Bulldogs' schedule. B. Shining employer Donald Trump's shoes for $10,000 a day. C. Doing absolutely nothing. 20. For the Los Angeles Dodgers to have won the NL West this season, they would have needed: A. Fernando Valenzuela to have won 30 games. ^* B. Pedro Guerreo to have hit 30 home runs. C. The defense to have committed 30 less errors. D. All the above. \ WITH J NOT CHILLED LIMIT 8 ■ COUPON I LIQUOR KING HCRNOONbBucKSTONt EXPIRES !•/«/•* HERNDON & BLACKSTONE £23iLi^0PEN8 o- . , t&MBB&ihuimaWaMmmm |
