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THE DAILY
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Tuesday, October 28, 1997
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29 Mountain nymoh
31 Boutique
35 Food fish
37 Invigorate
39 Had a meal
40 Doctrne
41 —Magnon
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43 Boat race
45 Apart
47 Track slice
48 Stage whisper
50 Elusive
51 Jillian or Blyth
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News of the Weird
By Chuck Shepherd
Lead Stories
According to an October
communique* from the North Ko¬
rean Communist Party, "dear
leader" Kim Jong II, 55, has been-
promoted to "great leader.".which,
according to the official govern¬
ment news agency, is cause for "ju¬
bilation" even in the midst of na¬
tional famine. The'news agency
added that fantastic natural phe¬
nomena were occurring to mark the
occasion, including the landing of
a 4-inch-long white sea cucumber
by one angler and the spontaneous,
prolific blossoming of numerous
pear trees and apricot trees.
Sports Highlights Reel: In Sep¬
tember. Susie Nelson, who lived
across the street from Wrigley Field
in Chicago, filed a lawsuit against
the Cubs because she says a
ballpark security camera was aimed
at her bedroom window at times
over the 18 months she lived there.
And electrician Randal Jay Palmer,
37, was charged with trespass in
October after he allegedly set up a
video camera feed in an overhead
light fixture in the Kingdome dress¬
ing room of the Seattle Seahawks
cheerleaders. (According to police,
the accident-prone Palmer not only
hit a button that disabled the remote
control, he turned the recorder on
during installation, while he was
looking into the lens, and police
have the tape.)
City, Ka.. joined four Indian tribes
in court to protest an economic de¬
velopment plan by a fifth tribe, the
3.800-membcr Wyandotte Tribe of
Oklahoma. The Wyandottcs plan to
build a casino on Pillars above a
150-year-old tribal burial ground
the tribe owns in downtown Kan¬
sas City, Said one dissident: "Imag¬
ine our relatives lying here, look¬
ing up at the floor of a casino."
Latest Message Received
In July, Baptist minister Larry
Roach decided to leave Clover.
S.C., and move his New Life Chris¬
tian Fellowship (motto: "A Church
on Fire") to Springfield. Mo., and
he was able to convince almost all
of his parishioners to give him the
church's assets to take with him.
including $65,000 in cash. A few
days later, five or six parishioners
objected, but Roach dismissed
them: "They're idiots. If they mess
with me, I'll have their homes and
cars. It's a good thing I'm a Chris¬
tian. They're gonna owe me (even
more money) by the time I get done
with their butts."
Accuser Frank Martinelli, 50,
testifying in August against the
Catholic Diocese of Bridgeport,
Conn., for alleged sexual abuse in
1964 by Father Laurence Brett: "He
told me (fellatio) was OK because
it was just another way of taking
Holy Communion."
In September the city of Kansas On New York City's list of un-
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paid parking tickets issued to
United Nations missions, incurred
during the first three months of.the.
year, the Holy Sec (diplomatic arm
of the Vatican) incurred eight tick¬
ets, totaling $500 in finev
Police chief (ai>o\ in fact, the
only paid officer on the force) Katie
Holrnboe of Gold Hif», Ore. (popu¬
lation 1,00), was fired in August
based on complaints about her ex¬
cessively Christian law enforce¬
ment. Holrnboe once reported that
a man jumped into a squad car, act -
ing strange. Said she, "Being a
forfner Bible student, I knew what
I was up against. I prayed, and I
said. 'I denounce you in the name
of Jesus.' It hit the floor. It looked
up at me and (hissed)." (The Town
Council was also displeased that
she sold Mary Kay cosmetics while
on duty.)
What' goes around, comes
around
In March in Granby, Mass..
Fernando" Morgado. 31. and gun¬
man Antonio Andrade, 39. were
preparing to slaughter a pig with a
.22 caliber rifle. The pig struggled,
causing Andrade to miss and the
bullet to gd through the tailgate of
a trailer and hit Morgado in the
stomach, sending him to the hospi¬
tal in fair condition. In the ensuing
chaos, the pig broke free.
On Aug. 7, police in Delaware.
Ohio, and Thibodaux. La., reported
that alleged child molesters had re¬
ceived private justice. According to
police in Ohio, the wife and mother-
in-law of Rodney Holster. 27. kid¬
napped him shortly after he was
"releTascd from prison tin child-mo¬
lesting charges, tied him up. shaved
his body, applied hot ointment to
his genitals, inserted a cucumber
into his body, scribbled "1 am a
child molester" on him. and
dumped him naked in front o\ a
pi//.i p.iii.u in hts hometown. 70
miles awav. In Louisiana, Adam
Trahan 17". was hospitalized with
two'spine fractures and swollen tes¬
ticles from a beating allegedly by
the lather of a boy Trahan was ac¬
cused of raping
I ik U .ir on the concept
Several news organizations re¬
ported in March and April on Japa¬
nese men's increasing sexual fas¬
cination with high schtx^l and jun¬
ior high school girls. One expert
interviewed by The New York
Times, Hiroyuki Ful.oda. 30. edi¬
tor of a maga/inc whose title can
be translated Anatomical Illustra¬
tions of Junior High School Girls,
said. "The age at which the girls
seem interesting is clearly drop¬
ping. But it's only the maniacs who
go for girls below the third grade."
An ad. from an Atlanta Journal
story in May on the increasing num¬
ber of Internet Web pages devoted
to classified ads from prison in-
rieas* set' WEIRD, page 5.
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