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ppgp pp 2-rlhe DaityConegian Wednesday, April 19,1995 Editorial/Opinion wj News Not Worthy By Shannon ^ftfentworth Towel chewing, baby snowy egret can save us from ourselves I haven't yet commented on the hiring^of Jerry tarkanian. I've been biting my tongue becaltieT don't much care about men's basketball, but I am about sick of the insinuations that Tark the Shark is going to save Fresno from crime, violence and end the. poverty eating away at our fair city like a cantan¬ kerous ulcer. What is a winqjng basketball team going to do for Fresno? It is going to mean we have a winning basketball team and that our university may have more money to spend. But this baby snowy egret-lookin', towel chewin' Shark isn't Christ resurrected and he can't do for Fresno what a SWAT team can't. He cannot save us from ourselves. If you think I am exaggerating Fresno's reaction to Tark, take a walk through the Free Speech Area. There is a large banner with an evolutionary chain and Tarkanian as the end result of evolution. Scary, all of humanity comes down to a baby snowy egret basketball coach. Get a grip, people. Cramming at Lunch ■ • /—N The Reentry Student Center has come up with the perfect diet plan, if you are into sadomasochistic, cheese-squeezing diets. The RSC is planning a lunch time study session today all about "Final Papers! How to Begin." I know their motives are good and this session should relieve some anxiety, but who can eat and think about finals at the same time? If you could manage to choke down your lunch, could you keep it down? Or would it shoot through you like a bullet train bound for the great sanitation plant at the e<ige of town? Anyone interested in testing their digestive system can go to the Reentry Student Center from noon to 1 p.m. today. Bon Apperit and other positive gastrointestinal tidings! Glamour suggest breast fondling for better health Glamour magazine and Hanes Hosiery would like to invite womento touch their breasts for a happier, healthier tomorrow. V j Go ahead/pulJ up your shirt, slide your hand up under your bra and let your fingers do the walking. It isn't for your own personal enjoyment, but hell it could be. It is actually a part of a breast-health education program put on by Glamour and Hanes. The program is called "Hand in Hand"; sounds like fun to me. According to Susan J. Blumenthal, Assistari^urgeon General, the program is designed for women to "learn tipe \ size and shape of (her] breasts; understand how they feel." Of course, Hanes and Glamour have a vested interest in ending the breast cancer plague. Breasts—big, beautiful)^ tightly bound, gravity-defying — are an integral part ofV Glamour's success. And Hanes sells bras. . N -. I am not insinuating that their motives are anything but pure. It is terrific that these two corporate powerhouses have teamed up to fight breast cancer. \ Hell, anyone who advocates breast fondling is okay in my book. If you are interested in knowing more about touch¬ ing your breasts, call (516)825-0400. Overgrazing causing beef movement DearEditor, Since greed has no con- science, will political changes befitting only the wealthy, mean students (y^pu?) won't be able to fin¬ ish college? Will kid broth¬ ers (yours?) not get a school meal? Will grandparents (yourt?) not be able to get sustaining medical treats ment? The cattle lobby, fi¬ nanced by beef you ate, paid for political change. Not buying beef (you) can impede at least one group whose activities affecting legislation harm you. Around the country, large numbers of legisla¬ tors and local officials are, in fact, cattle ranchers - per¬ haps the same ranchers who are trying to arrest control of land (belonging Your Name Here ■a m Letters to the Editor c/o The Daily Collegian Keats Campus Building Mail Stop 42 Fresno, CA 93740-0042 E-mail. SLW02@mondrian.csi to all Americans) from our government in order to block rangeland reform. Overgrazing and other abuses by cattle and cattle interests on our public lands are threatening theexistence of many species - as well as our country. When rancher-legisla¬ tors or rancher official con¬ trol lawmaking bodies con¬ flict of interest (and ethics involved) shduld be ex¬ posed. No one. can help every good cause but most for¬ saken Americans can help their cause, too, By being part of a "Save our over¬ grazed public lands - Don't buy beef" movement. James Griffin Fallon, NY Ml^WWi. IN NEW UWAPSU'RE Dllbert® by Scott Adams DOGBERT FINANCIAL ADVISOR HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU LIVING IN A DUHP5TER IN TCXNTY YEAR5 ~~ BUT IF YOU INVEST 1 1 COULD IN THE "00GDERT : 0W*J A DEFERRED INCOrAE' i ru\N$roN7M FUND" TAKE A LOOK 1 . . AT WHAT YOU COULD " . OWN SOMEQAY." 2 YOU COULD 4teS£lr I _^tim OWN A dpi PHOTOGRAPH ^W^ The Daily CoUegian California State University, Fresno Edttor in Chief: Staff Witters: Lisa Alvey, Paulo Albuquerque, Adam Brady, David John Chavez, Brian R. Fisher, Adrianne Go, Matt Hart, Lucy Her, Ken Koller, Belinda Lee, Maria- Machuca, Draeger Martinez, David Mirhadi, Erin Smith. Photoc rathers: Ken Koller, Zia Nezami, Todd Warshaw, Hadi Yazdanpanah. Advertising: Chrb Baxter, Dennis Claborn, David Fakhrl Nina Momjian, Brad Wilson. ADVomsiNG: 209/2785731 News: 209/2782486 ErxrowAD 209/ 2785732 A rts& Entertainment: 209/ 2782556 Fax* 209/2782679 Printed on Recycled Newsprint U : Shannon Wentworth . Managing Editor: Joe Rosato Jr PHcnoEprroR; Steve R. 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Title | 1995_04 The Daily Collegian April 1995 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1995 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
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Title | April 19, 1995, Page 2 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1995 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
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2-rlhe DaityConegian Wednesday, April 19,1995
Editorial/Opinion
wj
News Not Worthy
By Shannon ^ftfentworth
Towel chewing, baby
snowy egret can save
us from ourselves
I haven't yet commented on the hiring^of Jerry tarkanian.
I've been biting my tongue becaltieT don't much care about
men's basketball, but I am about sick of the insinuations that
Tark the Shark is going to save Fresno from crime, violence
and end the. poverty eating away at our fair city like a cantan¬
kerous ulcer.
What is a winqjng basketball team going to do for Fresno?
It is going to mean we have a winning basketball team and
that our university may have more money to spend.
But this baby snowy egret-lookin', towel chewin' Shark
isn't Christ resurrected and he can't do for Fresno what a
SWAT team can't.
He cannot save us from ourselves.
If you think I am exaggerating Fresno's reaction to Tark,
take a walk through the Free Speech Area. There is a large
banner with an evolutionary chain and Tarkanian as the end
result of evolution.
Scary, all of humanity comes down to a baby snowy
egret basketball coach. Get a grip, people.
Cramming at Lunch
■ • /—N
The Reentry Student Center has come up with the perfect
diet plan, if you are into sadomasochistic, cheese-squeezing
diets. The RSC is planning a lunch time study session today
all about "Final Papers! How to Begin."
I know their motives are good and this session should
relieve some anxiety, but who can eat and think about finals
at the same time? If you could manage to choke down your
lunch, could you keep it down?
Or would it shoot through you like a bullet train bound
for the great sanitation plant at the e |