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2-Op/Id
The-Daily Collegian
November 24,1992
News Not Worthy
\
By Shannon Wentworth
Those of us who do not
celebrate the carnal Thanks¬
giving Holiday are still ap¬
preciative ofthe respite from
school. If you are not up to
celebrating the religious,
right's Plymouth Rock pa-
theticy, then kick back and
watch football or sleep and
dream about having wonder¬
ful relatives.
There are some things to
be thankful for this holiday
season that have nothing to
do" with the consumption of
force-fed turkey flesh.
• four-day weekend
• haven't seen a copy of
THE EDGE for two weeks
•cigarettes
• cawf-ee and dawgs
• Goomba's Pasta, Taco
Bell
• NeWs Not Worthy
• Chapstick
>~^-HHlary Clinton, Barbara
Boxer, Dianne Feinstein ;
• We don't live in Colo¬
rado
•' Boots
(hiking.
"Docs")
and Flannel
shirts l(&
underwear)
• Mail
Carriers
-
"cheap 'carnival side-sftow
rim for/our decades by the
Polish'Communist Party."-
What d<*es the Polish Com¬
munist Party have to gain
from acknowledging that six
m il lion Jews were executed,
if they indeed weren't? I
wonder if David Cole also
subscribes to the theory that
the sun revolves around the
earth?
mm/?
QQQ
Help for finals tumors is
here. St. Agnes Medical
Center is offering a "Brain
tumor Support Group" on the
second Thursday in Decem¬
ber from 6 to 7:30 p.m. So
take a break from your stud-
-ies and go listen to people
who feel like you do every
day. The session is free of
charge. For more informa¬
tion call 449-2000.
□aqr
Thinking about getting
loaded
t
W i,l I
wonders
evercease?
The director of research at
Auschwitz State Museum
said pn camera that the
Auschwitz "Gas Chamber"
is*a fraud; yeah, and mon¬
keys fly out of my BUTT!
In addition, David Cole,
^Jn "Smith's Report" from
November/December 1992,
called the reports that vie-,
tims of the gas chambers
were made into human soap
and lampshades "stupid" and
a "hoax". He contends that
the entire Holocaust is a
Thinking about get¬
ting LOADED BEFORE
going home to see ma
and pa? The Fresno
Police Department is
one step ahead of
YOU. )
ahead of you. They will have
a DUI checkpoint in North¬
west Fresno on Wednesday
so you/11 have to get drunk in
the other three quadrants. To
find out the exact location of
the checkpoint, call 498-
4646 after 6 p.m. on Wed¬
nesday.
□QQ
"Fear of Fat" and a pre-
aPLEASE SEP NNW, PAGE 3
-
The other SOI crisis
By Gerald W.McEntee,
National Forum ^s \
In January 1993, state and local
lawmakers around .he country will
confront what will inevitably be
the third straight year of fiscal
crisis. This is tbe "oilier S&L cri¬
sis,** the one plaguing state and
local governments.
The repercussions are wide¬
spread. Oakland, Calif. lengthened
its street repair cycle from 25 to
125 years and the 1990 earthquake
grimly revealed the neglect. Prince
George's County, Maryland,
closed schools for seven days last
year. Rhode Island closed most
state services for several days in
1991.
. As we consider solutions, we
will confront some tired myths.
Some will blame waste, despite
the years-old war on waste and
effort to. "institute efficiencies"
already underway in most states.
A few will complain about wel¬
fare, despite the fact that it ac¬
counts for roughly three percent of
state and local budgets in 1990—
down from 1975 levels. Others
Please see S&L, page 3
COLLEGIAN
Aimee L. Fisher
Editor in Chief
News Editor: Shannon Wentworth
Photo Editor Steve Skibbie
Sports Editor David Donnelly
Business Manager Shawnda Grice
Advertising & Ad Production Manager: Lance Jackson
Artspeak Editor Manny Fernandez
Cartoonist: Ofir Levy
News Writers: Suzanne .Andrews, Rosalba Beltran, Pat Bettencourt, Adam
Breen, Marlene Bryant, Amie Goodrich, Suzanne Kayian, Mike Palmer.
LeahPerich
Photogujfhers: Hector Amezcua, Christine Baker, Jeremy Cloud, Matt
Soby ?> .
Sports Writers: MaABryanu Richard James, Slioi^
Advertising Representatives: Brendan Bailey, Keith Bolden, Laura Deck-
ard, Shawndale Grice. Shelby s(ark, Kiki RizldJ*ggy Yeyna, Jenny Young
Columnists: Adam Breen, MichHel S.Hanoyf, Allessandria Polizzi, Mike
Palmer ^"-^ N
•
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| Title | 1992_11 The Daily Collegian November 1992 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1992 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
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| Title | November 24, 1992, Page 2 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1992 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
| Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
| Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
| Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
| Language | eng |
| Full-Text-Search | 2-Op/Id The-Daily Collegian November 24,1992 News Not Worthy \ By Shannon Wentworth Those of us who do not celebrate the carnal Thanks¬ giving Holiday are still ap¬ preciative ofthe respite from school. If you are not up to celebrating the religious, right's Plymouth Rock pa- theticy, then kick back and watch football or sleep and dream about having wonder¬ ful relatives. There are some things to be thankful for this holiday season that have nothing to do" with the consumption of force-fed turkey flesh. • four-day weekend • haven't seen a copy of THE EDGE for two weeks •cigarettes • cawf-ee and dawgs • Goomba's Pasta, Taco Bell • NeWs Not Worthy • Chapstick >~^-HHlary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein ; • We don't live in Colo¬ rado •' Boots (hiking. "Docs") and Flannel shirts l(& underwear) • Mail Carriers - "cheap 'carnival side-sftow rim for/our decades by the Polish'Communist Party."- What d<*es the Polish Com¬ munist Party have to gain from acknowledging that six m il lion Jews were executed, if they indeed weren't? I wonder if David Cole also subscribes to the theory that the sun revolves around the earth? mm/? QQQ Help for finals tumors is here. St. Agnes Medical Center is offering a "Brain tumor Support Group" on the second Thursday in Decem¬ ber from 6 to 7:30 p.m. So take a break from your stud- -ies and go listen to people who feel like you do every day. The session is free of charge. For more informa¬ tion call 449-2000. □aqr Thinking about getting loaded t W i,l I wonders evercease? The director of research at Auschwitz State Museum said pn camera that the Auschwitz "Gas Chamber" is*a fraud; yeah, and mon¬ keys fly out of my BUTT! In addition, David Cole, ^Jn "Smith's Report" from November/December 1992, called the reports that vie-, tims of the gas chambers were made into human soap and lampshades "stupid" and a "hoax". He contends that the entire Holocaust is a Thinking about get¬ ting LOADED BEFORE going home to see ma and pa? The Fresno Police Department is one step ahead of YOU. ) ahead of you. They will have a DUI checkpoint in North¬ west Fresno on Wednesday so you/11 have to get drunk in the other three quadrants. To find out the exact location of the checkpoint, call 498- 4646 after 6 p.m. on Wed¬ nesday. □QQ "Fear of Fat" and a pre- aPLEASE SEP NNW, PAGE 3 - The other SOI crisis By Gerald W.McEntee, National Forum ^s \ In January 1993, state and local lawmakers around .he country will confront what will inevitably be the third straight year of fiscal crisis. This is tbe "oilier S&L cri¬ sis,** the one plaguing state and local governments. The repercussions are wide¬ spread. Oakland, Calif. lengthened its street repair cycle from 25 to 125 years and the 1990 earthquake grimly revealed the neglect. Prince George's County, Maryland, closed schools for seven days last year. Rhode Island closed most state services for several days in 1991. . As we consider solutions, we will confront some tired myths. Some will blame waste, despite the years-old war on waste and effort to. "institute efficiencies" already underway in most states. A few will complain about wel¬ fare, despite the fact that it ac¬ counts for roughly three percent of state and local budgets in 1990— down from 1975 levels. Others Please see S&L, page 3 COLLEGIAN Aimee L. Fisher Editor in Chief News Editor: Shannon Wentworth Photo Editor Steve Skibbie Sports Editor David Donnelly Business Manager Shawnda Grice Advertising & Ad Production Manager: Lance Jackson Artspeak Editor Manny Fernandez Cartoonist: Ofir Levy News Writers: Suzanne .Andrews, Rosalba Beltran, Pat Bettencourt, Adam Breen, Marlene Bryant, Amie Goodrich, Suzanne Kayian, Mike Palmer. LeahPerich Photogujfhers: Hector Amezcua, Christine Baker, Jeremy Cloud, Matt Soby ?> . Sports Writers: MaABryanu Richard James, Slioi^ Advertising Representatives: Brendan Bailey, Keith Bolden, Laura Deck- ard, Shawndale Grice. Shelby s(ark, Kiki RizldJ*ggy Yeyna, Jenny Young Columnists: Adam Breen, MichHel S.Hanoyf, Allessandria Polizzi, Mike Palmer ^"-^ N • |
