1993_03 The Daily Collegian March 1993

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Thursday, March 4,1993
The Daily Collegian
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CAMPUS CRIME LOG'
&M7CM TowdayjFe^as^day—TtieftofcashiuSOTith
Gym
9i^l7l'2 Vehicle burglary occurred in Parking Lot G
93-0172-5    ; Vr^W^tolenjscJret reported     ^
9M>m4 VetacJe broken Into *atte>pat*edin Park¬
ing totV ...."'��*'     "■   ...
93417M Wednesday, Feb, 24, day—Quick change artist
was "working" Food Services areas
93-0177-2 T1mndayY1^2S,d^
-   stolen from dorm area
93-fttfl« Tbeft of secured bikefrom Peters BuMdrag bike
rack area
93-0181-2 Niglrt—^Veruclebroken.ifttoinPaddflgLotG
93-0182-3 Backpack reported stolen from the Library area
93-0185-3 Friday, Feb. 26, d*y-^^*>yae reported un-
known persoa(s) emered her locked office and
moved all of her equipment around; at this time,
nothing has been discovered as missing
93-0186-4 Theft of backpack f«m Student Union
93-0187-4       ,   T*hefto^backr^kf^
ered;-nothing missing
93-0188-2 Night—Abject arrested fin-public intoxication
at trie dorms
93-0189-4 &taito;riFeb.27,i*^^
ciian in the Ag/Science Building
93-0190-2 Night—Subject reports vehicle broken into in
ParkingLotF
K3-0191-4 Subject attempted to "quick change" Food Ser¬
vices
93-0192-5 Subject reports theftof purse
93-0193-7 Satoiday,Feb.28,day-~Tneftofparldngpc^^
rnitoccurred off-campus.    .     t
93^0194-2 Vandalismtoa vehicle parkedonShawFrDntage,
west pfBartoh Avenue
93*0196-1 Monday, March 1, day—Vandalism occurred
at the South Gym
93-0193-1 Theft at North Gym
93-0197-3 Nlajbt---Hit-and-run at Campus Drive south of
San Ramon Avenue
93-0198-4 Bike found at Keatsand Maple Avenues, stored
for safe-keeping
93-0200-3 Tuesday, March 2, day-^on-mjury vehicle
accidental Keats and Campus, Avenues, diesel
truck hit light post and stop sign
93-0201-4 Subject reported a tost wallet
93-0202-1 Bike stolen from east side of the North Gym., ,
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Odd crime reports prevail
CPS—College campuses have
been anything but dull this year,
judging from die crime reports.
Check out the following excerpts
from campus newspapers across
the nation:
A band so bad even the cops
couldn't Ignore...
"In all, Isla Vista law enforce¬
ment officers reported 13 stolen
bikes, three public intoxications,
two bonfires, two vandalized cars
and nine party shutdowns, includ¬
ing one band that was reported to
be the' worst band that ever played
inI.V."v
—The Daily Nexus, University of
California, Santa Barbara.
The Spaghettio Connection
(different days, same newspaper)
"Monday, October 12. A carton
. of lemonade, a shirt and some com¬
pact discs, were missing from a
room m LindenLTheculpritcooked
Spaghettis in the microwave, de¬
termined by spatters all over the
inside ofthe oven."
detector inside 309 Brook was
sounding repeatedly. Entering the
room, officers found a pan of
Spaghettis burning on the stove.
The room was filled with smoke,
but no one was in the room. (There
were no other cases of smoke con¬
dition in the time period.)"
—The Vanguard, Bentley College
The Disappearing Suspects
(different days, same newspaper)
"In other news, police were
called to break up a water fight on
the third floor in the Cone Resi¬
dence Hall. When police arrived,
the water seemed to be contained
to the elevator."
"On Sept. 5 at 12:33 a.m., a
vehicle near the College of Busi¬
ness was found to have large quan¬
tities of beer in it. No one was near
the-vehicle."
—The Appalachian, Appalachians
State University, N.C.
Maybe it was a date
"Suspicious Behavior: A custo¬
dian, reporting for work at 5 a.m.
'Trtasday.November 12. Aresi- Ventered first floor Alder to observe
dentassistantreportedthatasmoke    tw0 ma]cSi approximately three to
four feet apart, urinating on each,
other. ^..Protective custody: Two
males, a student and a non-student,
were found urinating in the bus
depot near the Tree Dorms. Nei¬
ther person could stand on their
own and were taken into custody."
—The Vanguard, Bentley College
Sometimes they learn by the
sophomore year
"Nov, 23...A vehicle belonging
to a freshman student, previously
cited on Nov.-19 and towed on
November 20, was parked in lot 3,
near the Rauch Building. The car
was towed for the second time."-��—The Vanguard, Benteh/College
Exposed
Taken from apolicereport about
a man who stood beneath a flood-,
light and masturbated in front of a
sorority house window on at least
three separate occasions. "The man
is described as (having)...a lanky
build and a thin face with a big
smile." /     '
—The State News, Michigan State
University     O
• Claire Amseuio/The Dajly Coujeoian
Con men
From page 1
to confuse your cashier. He has
money but he changes the money
so many times, not only does he
walk away with his own money
but some of ours, tod," she said.
Guill saia Lopez sensed some¬
thing wrong as soon as the suspect
left the cashier.
"He's fast He really confuses
you," Guill said. "When he walked
away, she called for the supervi¬
sor. By that time, he's out the door
and gone."
When the suspect fame up to
Fernandez in the Country Store, he
attempted to buy a cup of coffee
with a $10 bill, said University
Police Lt Steven King.
King said the suspect then gave
Fernandez a $20 bill and demanded
change. When the suspectreceived
his change, he claimed l^e-was
short-changed, arid that's} when
Fernandez became confused.
Morales said die incident was
the first time Food Services has
Been hit by a quick-change con
man this semester. She said her
cashiers are more aware now ofthe
scam, but added, "There'syBbthing
you can do until heTcomes back
again."        '       -
Kennel Bookstore manager
Larry Taylor was not available for
"comment  .
In the second incident Saturday
night snack bar cashier Michelle
Hauge,-20, prevented the quick-
change scam by refusing to give
the suspect the change he de¬
manded. .
"I'll call the police and let them
sort it out," Hauge reportedly told
the suspect after fie demanded a
$20 bill she had already given him.
Police said the suspect then told
Hauge, "Must be my mistake," and
walked out
Kelly Perkins, Food Services
coffee shop and snack bar man¬
ager, said her employees are aware
of the quick-change con.
"I've alerted all my cashiers to
be on the lookout," Perkins said.
"It'samajor problem. All the cash¬
iers should beaWareofpeoplecom-
ing through to make change. If this
happens, they need to let me know."
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WANTED:
WHITEWATER RIVER GUIDES
'Kings River -Expeditions is looking for people interested in becoming professional
Whitewater river guides. Prerequisites include, a positive personality and the ability to
work hard and maintain a good attitude around guests and fellow staff.
Applicants interview for acceptance into our 1993 Whitewater Guide School, which will
be conducted March 27-28. Guide School candidates will be trained to river guide and
handle river-related emergencies. All meals, instructional materials and equipment are
provided during the school at no charge. Full-time summer guide positions will be
selected on April 12 from those who have successfully completed the course.    ,
First-year guides earn approximately $55 a day. Daily wages can be increased if a
person has: a Class B driver's license, musical/theatrical ability, an emergency medical
technician certificate or experience as a photographer. Room and'board are provided
for all staff for the length of the season (tent camping and excellent meals).
Interviews for river guide positions will be conducted on campus March 9-12 onrv. You
must submit an application prior to your interview.
We also have several driver and auxiliary camp and office positions available. Interviews
for auxiliary positions will be conducted after April 1:
For specific job information and to schedule an interview, call Janice at (2091 233-4881
or pick-up an application at the CSUF Career Development and Employment Service.
211 N. Van Ness. Fresno ^CA 93701 L
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