1990_12 The Daily Collegian December 1990

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Monday, Dec. 3,1990
The Dally Collegian
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OPINION       \^    .
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Whatahorrtbledreaml                   j
I guess, because of all the stress
How did I use to do it when I was a
school is causing right now and
wee lad?    •
with the holiday season in full
I guess I could go bump off an  ',
swing. Its easy to see how
old lady....
nightmans like the one IJust had
... MMMMumble, mumble.
happen.                  .     ,
mumble....
Maybe its easy to lose sight of
Holy Toledo! What a terrible
what Christmas is all about
nightmare IJust had! I dreamt
during the hustle and bustle of
thatmybrother, three sisters and
shopping.
I used to rip people off so we could
Now. does anyone know what I
afford Christmas gifts for each
could get at Mary's for six bucks?
other. Andnow Pauts tnJalL
Fbrsixpeople?
Collegian Sports...
It's no stereotype
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When you party
remember to...
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Don't get wrecked If you're not sober-
or you're not sure-
let someone else do the driving.
A message prwided by ihis newspaper
and Beer Drinkers of America
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Newspaper Lesson #3: ,lG0mputers,f
The computer is A central part of all newspapers. Stories
are written on them. Page layout is performed onthem/The?
entire shaping—physical, notspirittial-^-of a 'paper is gen¬
erated oh-a computer.'So why are ihey included in this
informational Series? ,      •
They are pure evil. They can sense which things are
more important than others. These things are what their
innate power is exercised upon. Computers eras A. (A crash
is like pas sive resistance much in the way a hurricane is like
,3. sneeze—both can wrap your car around atrSe.)
:. When a computer crashes, an exorcism is required to
?retrive what the "user-friendly" machine has digested. like
all good exorcisms, retrieval is successful almost half of the
time.
But this is only txue late at night, when new house ads
are being created, due to the editors' annoyance at the
amazing quantity of CPSs in recent issues.
ACROSS
1 Republican
Party: inlt.
4 Masculine
8 Chew upon
12 Macaw
13 Solo
14 Character in
"Othello"
15 Lately formed
17 Weapon
19 Surrounded by
!0 Lock opener
!1 Wager
•2 Vessel
•3 Perceive by
touch
!5 Swiss river
!6 That man
!7 Suitable
!8 Sum up
!9 Whiskers
12 Concerning
13 Schedule of
events
IS Faeroe Islands
whirlwind
36 Fracas
38 Listener's loan
39 Imitate
40 Italy: abbr.
41 Limb „
42 Hurried
43 Hit lightly
45 Possessive
pronoun
46 Gratuity
47 River In Siberia
48 Decay    ,
49 Sway from side
to side
52 Spanish pot
54 River in Asia
56 Sudsy brew
57 Jump
58 Unusual
59 Ordinance
DOWN
1 Long, slender
fish
2 Native metal
3 Little parcel
The
Weekly
CrDsswDrd
Puzzle
4 Indefinite
number
5 Skill
6 Lithium symbol
7 Ardent
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8 Alcoholic
beverage
9 Sodium symbol
10 Exchange
premium
11 Habit
16 Lamprey
18 Guido's low
note
21 Baits
22 Edfcle«seed
23 Cultivated land
24 Fencer's sword
25 Fuss
26 Dress border
28 Metric measure
29 Prohibit
30 Lasso
31 Act
33 Fondle
34 Drive into
37 Brim
39 Supplicate
41 Essence
42 Title of respect
43 Instrument
44 Competent
45 Maiden loved by
Zeus
46 Biblical weed
48 Knock
49 Mongrel
50 Guido's high
note*
51 Recent
53 Note of scale
55 Pa's partner
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