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• October 27,1992 The Daily Collegian STOOGES Continued prom pace 2 Contra Affair, Iraqgate, the'Sav¬ ings and Loan fiasco, October Surprise and Desert Storm/Shield? Congress was more than willing to help screw things up, but it took the Reagan/Bush administration to make it an art I prefer anyone to George Bush simply because there are crimes I just cannot stomach. Laundering funds to murdering dictators (Manuel Noriega Und Saddam Hussein) and then going into war : with them later (thousands of innocents in- \^ between) is beyond my tolerance. Tax-breaks and special privileges for multi-millionaires while families can only afford cardboard boxes for their first homes is enough to make me vomit Bending the law in order to protect power-plays .and rich buddies is icing on the shitcake. Ole Ronnie, the king of suck¬ ing up to big business, is gone, thank God; but his pet rules on. How incompetent do you have to be to kiss the ass of a president who cannot remember anything but his wife's horoscope? And, keep in mind, George was once head of the CIA—covert arms shipments, overthrowing foreign governments, assassinations. Hell, yeah, he's presidential material (at , least he knows he won't be assas¬ sinated by his own guys. But, then again...) Slick Willie is a career politi¬ cian who is out for a power ride v and maybe even some kickbacks and shady deals, but I really don't see that as much different than half the people I work with. Maybe he dodged the Vietnam war—I would've been in Canada. At least he did it legally. So he smoked pot and had an affair? What did you do J in college? Study 12 houfsa-day and write letters to mom? At least Ginton squirmed out of service because he was a Rhodes Scholar. Uh, Danny boy, what was your GPA? Dan Quayle slithered out of the draft because he was simply a well-connected rich boy. Not talented, just under dad's umbrella. Dan has an excuse for the fact lhat he is a blundering chowder- head, however—publjc schools. My question is, "Does it matter i would let al Gore wash my CAR ... why he's stupid?'' Isn't the fact he admits that he's dumber than the Competition—no matter where he ' went to school—enough to make you a little nervous? Let's say , George has a fall sneaking out of his girlfriend Jennifer's window. President Dan Quayle. Wouldn't you rather hear that you need your wisdom teeth pulled? Dan will never have an affair. Why not? Haven't you ever no¬ ticed that wherever Dan is, Mari¬ lyn is at arm's length? If you look closely, you can see herhandgoing up his back and her lips moving when his do. \ The guy is at war with a televi¬ sion sitcom! Our vice president is doing battle with a woman who doesn'teven exist Next thing you know he'll be after Santa Claus for product liability. He'd commit troops into battle with Skeletor and the evil teenage mutant bas¬ tard children. The1 guy has the brains of a Ken doll. I'm sorry, but it's embarrassing to have a vice president whom you wouldn't trust to wash your car— "Uh.Dan.y^ah, put the windows up before you spray it" I would let Al Gore wash my car (Wifey Tipper would wash my mouth out if I sang along with any of my favorite bands). Al is all right though. At least he wants to put money into the environment instead of welfare. Sure he's a liberal, and like Clinton, too much of a career politician, but it looks like that'sallwe'llbe getting down the chute for awhile. Except... I can't leave out Ross Perot Is he running this week? You never can tell with that guy. Old Ross' problem is' that he thought that ruthless ambition, money spread in every direction and question¬ able ethics (the same thing that got him to the top in business) were all it took to get to the top in politics. It takes all of that and more, Ross. You've got to be able to handle a press corp that'll dig up your kin¬ dergarten grade card and run a headline like, "Perot recovering glue^snifier." nftjally like try vote Libertar¬ ian and forget about both the Republicans and the Democrats, but I mink another four years of our "Environmental President- might mean I'd have to eat air and chew the water.. Quick quiz, George Bush: How do yon protect public forests? No George, you're confusing park rangers with strip miners. Yes George, the guys with ■ hard hats and bulldozers will hurt the trees and bunnies. And another four years of George's U-Haul economic strat¬ egy would mean everyone will have a real long drive to work. Real long. We're talking grab your passport for Mexico. That's where American businesses are being induced to relocate—with our tax dollars, no less. Mexican wages are really competitive—33 cents an hour. Don't forget we now have a free-trade agreement with Mexico. They can afford lots of our products, George. Well, at least we can count oh George for no new taxes. Yeah, and Ted Kennedy's going to be faithful to his new wife. CLASSIFIEDS Summer Management For Rent Enjoy sharing a quiet. Internships! Positions limited. / lovely-home private 'Gain valuable experience Apartment For Rent bam walk in closet, pool managing 6-8 employees. Walk to School 4250 +1/2 utilities 222- customers and supplies. 2Br + 2Ba$365;lBr$295 2555. Average earnings $6,000- 647 W. Barstow Ave, $16,000+. Call "University Painting Pros" info apply ^^^ Clovis 299 r 5851 Help Wonted 1-800-525-5877. <* ^\ • Roommate needed-near EARN $ 1,500 WEEKLY COLLEGESTUDENTS campus, cheap. Call 221-8091 mailing oar circulars! .-Begm. campus,cneap.v^imi owi NOW! ...FREEpackets! SEYS, EARNING SERIOUS INCOME Depc 27, Box 4000. Cordova, In 2 fastest growing industries TN 38018-4000 y of the 90's! PT/FT positions M/F to share 3 bed/2 1/2 bath available in Fresno area. house (Nees & Maple) non- rVllSC. 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Do you have questions or doubts about the Christian faith? * Femmalc roommate needed in We invite you to join us for a Free Speech Area nice house dose to school own weekend in the High Sierras "Boom" for sale room. $ 175/mo +1/3 util. at Zephaniahs' Camp Nov. 13-15. Randy 278 - 4656. 431-2457. For info call: (805) 969 - 3063. \ • t Diana's Typing Service Announcement Ffemale roommate share apt Thesis, Term Papers, etc. \ 1 close u> CSUF. Female, 25+, near CSUF. 431 -0730 quiet, honest, responsible. FSU BMX Racing $225/mo + utfl. Avail now. Bailey's WORDS ANDSUCH Club Now Forming ! , (209)498-8227. 348 -1852. „ -~*r~f rrOfCSSMtlM WOTO tnkCCCSBg Grammarj)uncftiation» and a. spell checking. Evening and weekend appointments. SUKJwt Rates. 225-5823. ColK ;gian HOME EMPLOYMENT Acivcrtisinii Businesses need your help! Up to $341/week. Work from home. Set your own hours & 278- 5734 schedule. Call 9801) 647- 9816 for amazing message of details. ExL 1856. f " / r a ' V/.W
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Title | 1992_10 The Daily Collegian October 1992 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1992 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
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Title | October 27, 1992, Page 3 |
Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
Publication Date | 1992 |
Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
Language | eng |
Full-Text-Search | • October 27,1992 The Daily Collegian STOOGES Continued prom pace 2 Contra Affair, Iraqgate, the'Sav¬ ings and Loan fiasco, October Surprise and Desert Storm/Shield? Congress was more than willing to help screw things up, but it took the Reagan/Bush administration to make it an art I prefer anyone to George Bush simply because there are crimes I just cannot stomach. Laundering funds to murdering dictators (Manuel Noriega Und Saddam Hussein) and then going into war : with them later (thousands of innocents in- \^ between) is beyond my tolerance. Tax-breaks and special privileges for multi-millionaires while families can only afford cardboard boxes for their first homes is enough to make me vomit Bending the law in order to protect power-plays .and rich buddies is icing on the shitcake. Ole Ronnie, the king of suck¬ ing up to big business, is gone, thank God; but his pet rules on. How incompetent do you have to be to kiss the ass of a president who cannot remember anything but his wife's horoscope? And, keep in mind, George was once head of the CIA—covert arms shipments, overthrowing foreign governments, assassinations. Hell, yeah, he's presidential material (at , least he knows he won't be assas¬ sinated by his own guys. But, then again...) Slick Willie is a career politi¬ cian who is out for a power ride v and maybe even some kickbacks and shady deals, but I really don't see that as much different than half the people I work with. Maybe he dodged the Vietnam war—I would've been in Canada. At least he did it legally. So he smoked pot and had an affair? What did you do J in college? Study 12 houfsa-day and write letters to mom? At least Ginton squirmed out of service because he was a Rhodes Scholar. Uh, Danny boy, what was your GPA? Dan Quayle slithered out of the draft because he was simply a well-connected rich boy. Not talented, just under dad's umbrella. Dan has an excuse for the fact lhat he is a blundering chowder- head, however—publjc schools. My question is, "Does it matter i would let al Gore wash my CAR ... why he's stupid?'' Isn't the fact he admits that he's dumber than the Competition—no matter where he ' went to school—enough to make you a little nervous? Let's say , George has a fall sneaking out of his girlfriend Jennifer's window. President Dan Quayle. Wouldn't you rather hear that you need your wisdom teeth pulled? Dan will never have an affair. Why not? Haven't you ever no¬ ticed that wherever Dan is, Mari¬ lyn is at arm's length? If you look closely, you can see herhandgoing up his back and her lips moving when his do. \ The guy is at war with a televi¬ sion sitcom! Our vice president is doing battle with a woman who doesn'teven exist Next thing you know he'll be after Santa Claus for product liability. He'd commit troops into battle with Skeletor and the evil teenage mutant bas¬ tard children. The1 guy has the brains of a Ken doll. I'm sorry, but it's embarrassing to have a vice president whom you wouldn't trust to wash your car— "Uh.Dan.y^ah, put the windows up before you spray it" I would let Al Gore wash my car (Wifey Tipper would wash my mouth out if I sang along with any of my favorite bands). Al is all right though. At least he wants to put money into the environment instead of welfare. Sure he's a liberal, and like Clinton, too much of a career politician, but it looks like that'sallwe'llbe getting down the chute for awhile. Except... I can't leave out Ross Perot Is he running this week? You never can tell with that guy. Old Ross' problem is' that he thought that ruthless ambition, money spread in every direction and question¬ able ethics (the same thing that got him to the top in business) were all it took to get to the top in politics. It takes all of that and more, Ross. You've got to be able to handle a press corp that'll dig up your kin¬ dergarten grade card and run a headline like, "Perot recovering glue^snifier." nftjally like try vote Libertar¬ ian and forget about both the Republicans and the Democrats, but I mink another four years of our "Environmental President- might mean I'd have to eat air and chew the water.. Quick quiz, George Bush: How do yon protect public forests? No George, you're confusing park rangers with strip miners. Yes George, the guys with ■ hard hats and bulldozers will hurt the trees and bunnies. And another four years of George's U-Haul economic strat¬ egy would mean everyone will have a real long drive to work. Real long. We're talking grab your passport for Mexico. That's where American businesses are being induced to relocate—with our tax dollars, no less. Mexican wages are really competitive—33 cents an hour. Don't forget we now have a free-trade agreement with Mexico. They can afford lots of our products, George. Well, at least we can count oh George for no new taxes. Yeah, and Ted Kennedy's going to be faithful to his new wife. CLASSIFIEDS Summer Management For Rent Enjoy sharing a quiet. Internships! Positions limited. / lovely-home private 'Gain valuable experience Apartment For Rent bam walk in closet, pool managing 6-8 employees. Walk to School 4250 +1/2 utilities 222- customers and supplies. 2Br + 2Ba$365;lBr$295 2555. Average earnings $6,000- 647 W. Barstow Ave, $16,000+. Call "University Painting Pros" info apply ^^^ Clovis 299 r 5851 Help Wonted 1-800-525-5877. <* ^\ • Roommate needed-near EARN $ 1,500 WEEKLY COLLEGESTUDENTS campus, cheap. Call 221-8091 mailing oar circulars! .-Begm. campus,cneap.v^imi owi NOW! ...FREEpackets! SEYS, EARNING SERIOUS INCOME Depc 27, Box 4000. Cordova, In 2 fastest growing industries TN 38018-4000 y of the 90's! PT/FT positions M/F to share 3 bed/2 1/2 bath available in Fresno area. house (Nees & Maple) non- rVllSC. Call 226 -8176. smoker, mature 298-2196. ., The Canterbury Association For Sale Enjoy sharing Roommate wanted. Bulldog Lane Village invites you to join our weekly Bible Study on "Women of the Bible." Meet female only. 434-2112. . the Matriarchs of his i 1985 Toyota Tercel Good condition 5 - speed AC $1600 Female Roommate Needed large master bedroom + bath $250/ month A utilities walk Kingdom Thursday nights at 7:30pm in USU 302. All * welcome) Com plinc service follows. For info call: • 439 - 0904. to CSUF. Available 11/1 call 292-7656, .- 291-9046. 1967 Mercedes Benz. Female Roommate Wanted Would you like to kr.ow how (We 11 maintained 3Bdrm Condo Fresno Square to become a Christian -ma classic, fins & chrome. $250AncludesUli/CBL/Phonc non - threatening environment? $3300292-4547. contact Keuj 229 - 0784. Do you have questions or doubts about the Christian faith? * Femmalc roommate needed in We invite you to join us for a Free Speech Area nice house dose to school own weekend in the High Sierras "Boom" for sale room. $ 175/mo +1/3 util. at Zephaniahs' Camp Nov. 13-15. Randy 278 - 4656. 431-2457. For info call: (805) 969 - 3063. \ • t Diana's Typing Service Announcement Ffemale roommate share apt Thesis, Term Papers, etc. \ 1 close u> CSUF. Female, 25+, near CSUF. 431 -0730 quiet, honest, responsible. FSU BMX Racing $225/mo + utfl. Avail now. Bailey's WORDS ANDSUCH Club Now Forming ! , (209)498-8227. 348 -1852. „ -~*r~f rrOfCSSMtlM WOTO tnkCCCSBg Grammarj)uncftiation» and a. spell checking. Evening and weekend appointments. SUKJwt Rates. 225-5823. ColK ;gian HOME EMPLOYMENT Acivcrtisinii Businesses need your help! Up to $341/week. Work from home. Set your own hours & 278- 5734 schedule. Call 9801) 647- 9816 for amazing message of details. ExL 1856. f " / r a ' V/.W |