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TheTSaily Collegian
September 1,1992
Y
Mews Not Worthy
Compiled by Shannon Wentworth
• Students looking, for extra ing and need help, contact your
funds in this fiscal catastrophe
should be aware drat the Fresno
Police Department is cracking
down on prostitution. The names
of- arrested sexual vendors arc
•being released to "The Daily Col¬
legian" so if you get caught the
campus community will be made
aware of your financial despera¬
tion.
• In other oad news, the Fresno
Police Department has issued a
warning about sexual assaults since
the pattern of assaults tends to
coincide with CSUF's schedule.
The department suggests that
women navel in pairs, not give di¬
rections to strangers and if con¬
fronted, call the police. In other
words, if you've got a uterus to
protect, please become a paranoid
schizophrenic because that's the
way the; world is.
• TheCityofFresnohasstarted
a program to
change "Graf¬
fiti*' into "Mu¬
rals." Neighbors
Against Graffiti
will pay graffiti
artists to paint
murals on desig¬
nated walls.
Why pay for
graffiti when you
can get it for,
free? The walls
local chapter of Mothers Against
Country and Western Dancing,
they offer a twelve step program
sure to cure even the most hope¬
less addict.
• An expensive welcome for
new students has been initiated
this semester at the request of
President Jqhn Welty. On Sep¬
tember 9 in the Satellite Student
Union, new students will be wel¬
comed to our financially decrepit
institution with food and faculty.
The "convocation" will be hosted
by the Alumni Association which
gets funds by calling CSUF gradu¬
ates and panhandling donations...
and you thought your financial ob¬
ligations ended upon graduation.
• A $34 million campus class¬
room building is in the planning
stages. Of course with die cuts in
classes and faculty, it seems rather
pointless to make arrangements
/ for class
space. But
common
sense hasn't
ever been high
on CSUFs list
of attributes.
Stillborn talf
carcasses and dear
retardants are
needed to save the
majestic .California |
Condor.
• Presi¬
dent John
Welty, in his
address to the
Academic As-
will look the same, it is really jua ^^ promiscd ' ycarW. ^
a matter of who is paying for the;
paint and what you call the art.
• Stillborn calf carcasses and
bear retardants are needed in order
to save the majestic California
Condor. If you've got any extras
lying around, contact the U.S. Fish
and Wildlife Service.
• The Achy, Breaky and foot¬
ball will be combined as Billy Ray
Cyrus hosts "NFL Country" due
out on Polygram Video soon. Billy
Ray will wag his tail mercilessly at
swooning female football fans for
75 minutes while demonstrating
his knowledge of football. The line
dance sensation of the summer
can be seen at Jim's Place every
night of the week. If you are
hopelessly addicted to line danc-
sition" which will be "fraught with *
anxiety." Students should be aware
that Welty understands your pain,
although none of his classes were
cancelled, he didn't have to deal
with a fee increase or stand in any
of the lines at Joyal.
• The Dick club is an organi¬
zation promoting die strapping of
a condom on an organ of the same
name in order to prevent AIDS. T-
shirts with their slogan, "See Dick
with an erection.. .See, Dick with
no protection...See Dick with an
infection...Don't be a dick!", can
be obtained by calling (800) 952-
9508.
• Freshmen under 18 years of
Please See NEWS, Page 3
Letters;
Writers prove letter
campaigns are alive
and well
First in series of three
DearEditon
I would like the American
people to be acquainted with a
good friend and former student of
mine. Hia name is Bill Clinton. I
know him now and I knew him as
a teenager when he was going
through Hot Springs High School.
As Bill's band director, I was in
a unique position to observe his
character and leadership qualities.
He was an outstanding young marr
wiih a variety of talents in music,
drama, academics, and interper¬
sonal skills. Having worked closely
with him, I was impressed with his
mature attitude and sense of re¬
sponsibility. He was a dependable
leader in our school, having con¬
tributed grcatiy to die success of
the band and many other organ iza-.
lions.
The first time I met Bill, I knew
that he was surely, destined to
become someone who would be a
positive influence in our commu¬
nity. He had good "common sense"
well beyond h is years, and his
character and personality were
very strong. As an educator, I
appreciated his leadership quali¬
ties as well as his commitment to
serve his fellow students..
At the conclusion of his junior
year in high school Bill wrote the
foliowing note in my school year¬
book.
"Some things can't be written
down or explained in detail—this,
in great measure, is true of the
many things you have taught me. I
truly hope I don't let you down
next year, you have done so much
for me. Thanks, and God bless
you." "Bill."
Please consider mat our coun¬
try now needs new leadership if
we are to meet the challenges of
the next decade Bill Clinton has
demonstrated his ability, courage,
integrity, and his willingness to
accept this responsibility. I urge
all Americans to support his can¬
didacy. .
Virgil M. Spurlin
Hot Springs, AR
Letters to the editor can be
dropped off at the office in
the Keats Campus Building
&CXD
J*r
THE*E M£ HvW*t*£...*iLM©tfS..
OTrf5K. TEKtBLE THINGS \H UfB... .
To NAME A fB*r..*.\>)tLL,Yoo kNoW"..^
/
Object Description
| Title | 1992_09 The Daily Collegian September 1992 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1992 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
| Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
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| Title | September 1, 1992, Page 2 |
| Alternative Title | Daily Collegian (California State University, Fresno) |
| Publisher | Associated Students of Fresno State, Fresno, Calif. |
| Publication Date | 1992 |
| Description | Daily (except weedends) during the school year. Microfilm. Palo Alto, Calif.: BMI Library Microfilms, 1986- microfilm reels; 35 mm. Vol.1, no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- |
| Subject | California State University, Fresno -- Periodicals. |
| Contributors | Associated Students of Fresno State. |
| Coverage | Vol.1 no.1 (Feb 8, 1922)- to present |
| Format | Microfilm reels, 35 mm. |
| Technical Information | Scanned at 600 dpi; TIFF; Microfilm ScanPro 2000 "E-image data" |
| Language | eng |
| Full-Text-Search | 2-Op/Ed ) TheTSaily Collegian September 1,1992 Y Mews Not Worthy Compiled by Shannon Wentworth • Students looking, for extra ing and need help, contact your funds in this fiscal catastrophe should be aware drat the Fresno Police Department is cracking down on prostitution. The names of- arrested sexual vendors arc •being released to "The Daily Col¬ legian" so if you get caught the campus community will be made aware of your financial despera¬ tion. • In other oad news, the Fresno Police Department has issued a warning about sexual assaults since the pattern of assaults tends to coincide with CSUF's schedule. The department suggests that women navel in pairs, not give di¬ rections to strangers and if con¬ fronted, call the police. In other words, if you've got a uterus to protect, please become a paranoid schizophrenic because that's the way the; world is. • TheCityofFresnohasstarted a program to change "Graf¬ fiti*' into "Mu¬ rals." Neighbors Against Graffiti will pay graffiti artists to paint murals on desig¬ nated walls. Why pay for graffiti when you can get it for, free? The walls local chapter of Mothers Against Country and Western Dancing, they offer a twelve step program sure to cure even the most hope¬ less addict. • An expensive welcome for new students has been initiated this semester at the request of President Jqhn Welty. On Sep¬ tember 9 in the Satellite Student Union, new students will be wel¬ comed to our financially decrepit institution with food and faculty. The "convocation" will be hosted by the Alumni Association which gets funds by calling CSUF gradu¬ ates and panhandling donations... and you thought your financial ob¬ ligations ended upon graduation. • A $34 million campus class¬ room building is in the planning stages. Of course with die cuts in classes and faculty, it seems rather pointless to make arrangements / for class space. But common sense hasn't ever been high on CSUFs list of attributes. Stillborn talf carcasses and dear retardants are needed to save the majestic .California | Condor. • Presi¬ dent John Welty, in his address to the Academic As- will look the same, it is really jua ^^ promiscd ' ycarW. ^ a matter of who is paying for the; paint and what you call the art. • Stillborn calf carcasses and bear retardants are needed in order to save the majestic California Condor. If you've got any extras lying around, contact the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. • The Achy, Breaky and foot¬ ball will be combined as Billy Ray Cyrus hosts "NFL Country" due out on Polygram Video soon. Billy Ray will wag his tail mercilessly at swooning female football fans for 75 minutes while demonstrating his knowledge of football. The line dance sensation of the summer can be seen at Jim's Place every night of the week. If you are hopelessly addicted to line danc- sition" which will be "fraught with * anxiety." Students should be aware that Welty understands your pain, although none of his classes were cancelled, he didn't have to deal with a fee increase or stand in any of the lines at Joyal. • The Dick club is an organi¬ zation promoting die strapping of a condom on an organ of the same name in order to prevent AIDS. T- shirts with their slogan, "See Dick with an erection.. .See, Dick with no protection...See Dick with an infection...Don't be a dick!", can be obtained by calling (800) 952- 9508. • Freshmen under 18 years of Please See NEWS, Page 3 Letters; Writers prove letter campaigns are alive and well First in series of three DearEditon I would like the American people to be acquainted with a good friend and former student of mine. Hia name is Bill Clinton. I know him now and I knew him as a teenager when he was going through Hot Springs High School. As Bill's band director, I was in a unique position to observe his character and leadership qualities. He was an outstanding young marr wiih a variety of talents in music, drama, academics, and interper¬ sonal skills. Having worked closely with him, I was impressed with his mature attitude and sense of re¬ sponsibility. He was a dependable leader in our school, having con¬ tributed grcatiy to die success of the band and many other organ iza-. lions. The first time I met Bill, I knew that he was surely, destined to become someone who would be a positive influence in our commu¬ nity. He had good "common sense" well beyond h is years, and his character and personality were very strong. As an educator, I appreciated his leadership quali¬ ties as well as his commitment to serve his fellow students.. At the conclusion of his junior year in high school Bill wrote the foliowing note in my school year¬ book. "Some things can't be written down or explained in detail—this, in great measure, is true of the many things you have taught me. I truly hope I don't let you down next year, you have done so much for me. Thanks, and God bless you." "Bill." Please consider mat our coun¬ try now needs new leadership if we are to meet the challenges of the next decade Bill Clinton has demonstrated his ability, courage, integrity, and his willingness to accept this responsibility. I urge all Americans to support his can¬ didacy. . Virgil M. Spurlin Hot Springs, AR Letters to the editor can be dropped off at the office in the Keats Campus Building &CXD J*r THE*E M£ HvW*t*£...*iLM©tfS.. OTrf5K. TEKtBLE THINGS \H UfB... . To NAME A fB*r..*.\>)tLL,Yoo kNoW"..^ / |
