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Granada Pioneer, Vol. II, No. 43

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Grandma’s PINE EAR
April Fool's Edition___________________Amatche, Kolorado_____________________April 1, 1944
ALL PIONEER BOYS ARE ENGAGED
GIRLS IN A DITHER
IT IS PRESS TIME AT THE
PINE EAR OFFICE.
With the rattling of the
typewriters and the clank
clanking of the mimeograph
machines, the PINE EAR four
star edition is about to
make its initial debut.
But wait, today's head-
line has a romantic touch.
Who is spreading such con-
founded rumors? Maybe stu-
pid cupid will really have
a headache when he hears
that: ALL PIONEER BOYS ARE
ENGAGED….in their daily
work.
Where, OH WHERE
IS THE EDITOR?
DENVER, Apr. 1- (Ex-
clusive to the PINE EAR)
--According to unreliable
sources Editor Sueo Sako
was making a personal ap-
pearance tour in Denver.
The source also indi-
cated that Mr. Sako later
made a personal disappear-
ance too.

WEATHER FORECAST
SHOWERS today
…in the bathhouse
WORLD IS SCHOCKED
TO HEAR SAD NEWS
WITH THE FIFTH ARMY IN
ITALY, Apr. 1 -The world
was shocked, today to hear
one of the most dishearten-
ing news since Pearl Har-
bor.
Frontier dispatches dis-
closed that this drastic
incident occurred when an
unknown nation joined forces
with the Nazi army. Inci-
dentally, the name of that
nation was Vacci-nation.
Here's the story behind
the story: After consi-
derable confusion the PINE
EAR reporters found out
that "Vacci-nation was long
preparing for war because
it has always been in arms.
‘HORSE FRICASSEE’ IS MAIN DISH
FOR THANKSGIVING DAY DINNER
AMACHE, Apr.1-The mess division has given the press
advance notice regarding the Thanksgiving day feast
which will take place exactly 209 days hence.
You lucky Amacheans are really in for a treat. Top-
ping the menu is that rare delicacy "horse fricassee"
served with piping hot sea-
biscuits, according to
"Tiny" Wells, project steward.
Among other thing in-
cluded in the a la menu
are zoot soup and appetiz-
pebbles of energy-beans.
CENTER MENU TO
UNDERGO CHANGE
To eliminate the fresh-
fish shortage, the- center
menu will undergo a dras-
tic change. Instead of
fresh fish twice a week,
Amache-ites will see ka-
tsuobushi and pickled her-
ring on their tables five
times a week. (Editor's
note: UGH!)
A great number of fish
in the ocean have become
casualties of war and the
present supply is, being
vconserved, stated Otsuki
Qtsuka, fishy administrator.
WE'RE TIRED
We, the remaining PIO-
NEER slavers have put out
the regular paper plus the
April Fool’s edition today.
Yes, each and everyone
of us are really tired.
Who wouldn’t be-after a
March of 31 days.
NEEBO ITO FIGHTS
FOR OUR RIGHTS
WASHINGTON,DC, Aprl 1--
An 'attempt was made to
prevent a new crisis in
the manufacture of numer-
ous foods made from beans -
yes, beans.
Processors today appealed
to the WRA officials to
requisition a ton of beans
from the Granada reloca-
tion center but were flat-
ly refused.
"The people of the cen-
ter must have beans at
least once a day--to get
all their vitamins,"stated
Neebo Ito, food administra-
tion officer.

Object Description

Title	Granada Pioneer, Vol. II, No. 43
Date	1944-04-01
Physical Collection	Japanese Americans in World War II collection
Volume	2
Issue number or date	43
Page count	14
Object type	Newsletter
Donor	Shitara, George

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Item number	HMLSC_Granada_Pioneer_V02_N43_Pa
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Physical description	26.5 cm x 20.0 cm
Full Text Search	Grandma’s PINE EAR April Fool's Edition___________________Amatche, Kolorado_____________________April 1, 1944 ALL PIONEER BOYS ARE ENGAGED GIRLS IN A DITHER IT IS PRESS TIME AT THE PINE EAR OFFICE. With the rattling of the typewriters and the clank clanking of the mimeograph machines, the PINE EAR four star edition is about to make its initial debut. But wait, today's head- line has a romantic touch. Who is spreading such con- founded rumors? Maybe stu- pid cupid will really have a headache when he hears that: ALL PIONEER BOYS ARE ENGAGED….in their daily work. Where, OH WHERE IS THE EDITOR? DENVER, Apr. 1- (Ex- clusive to the PINE EAR) --According to unreliable sources Editor Sueo Sako was making a personal ap- pearance tour in Denver. The source also indi- cated that Mr. Sako later made a personal disappear- ance too. WEATHER FORECAST SHOWERS today …in the bathhouse WORLD IS SCHOCKED TO HEAR SAD NEWS WITH THE FIFTH ARMY IN ITALY, Apr. 1 -The world was shocked, today to hear one of the most dishearten- ing news since Pearl Har- bor. Frontier dispatches dis- closed that this drastic incident occurred when an unknown nation joined forces with the Nazi army. Inci- dentally, the name of that nation was Vacci-nation. Here's the story behind the story: After consi- derable confusion the PINE EAR reporters found out that "Vacci-nation was long preparing for war because it has always been in arms. ‘HORSE FRICASSEE’ IS MAIN DISH FOR THANKSGIVING DAY DINNER AMACHE, Apr.1-The mess division has given the press advance notice regarding the Thanksgiving day feast which will take place exactly 209 days hence. You lucky Amacheans are really in for a treat. Top- ping the menu is that rare delicacy "horse fricassee" served with piping hot sea- biscuits, according to "Tiny" Wells, project steward. Among other thing in- cluded in the a la menu are zoot soup and appetiz- pebbles of energy-beans. CENTER MENU TO UNDERGO CHANGE To eliminate the fresh- fish shortage, the- center menu will undergo a dras- tic change. Instead of fresh fish twice a week, Amache-ites will see ka- tsuobushi and pickled her- ring on their tables five times a week. (Editor's note: UGH!) A great number of fish in the ocean have become casualties of war and the present supply is, being vconserved, stated Otsuki Qtsuka, fishy administrator. WE'RE TIRED We, the remaining PIO- NEER slavers have put out the regular paper plus the April Fool’s edition today. Yes, each and everyone of us are really tired. Who wouldn’t be-after a March of 31 days. NEEBO ITO FIGHTS FOR OUR RIGHTS WASHINGTON,DC, Aprl 1-- An 'attempt was made to prevent a new crisis in the manufacture of numer- ous foods made from beans - yes, beans. Processors today appealed to the WRA officials to requisition a ton of beans from the Granada reloca- tion center but were flat- ly refused. "The people of the cen- ter must have beans at least once a day--to get all their vitamins,"stated Neebo Ito, food administra- tion officer.
Notes	April Fool's Edition

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