Granada Pioneer, Vol. II, No. 26

              Page 4_________________PIONEER___________________February 2, 1944
   GREEN
APPLES
   by Jim Otsuka
   Now that Ole Man Winter
is busy keeping cente r
residents indoor s, h e r e
are some precautionary sug-
gestions to safeguard your
health.
   The first step in pre-
venting a cold is to mingle
with people (or monkeys)
who have colds and swap
sneezes for a whole evening
instead of isolating your-
self. Then take all the
pet cares and medicine year
neighbors can think of.
Never call a doctor. He
gets too nosey and before
you know it you'll find
yourself in bed.
   When a friend drops in
for a chat,keep the windows
wide open or superheat the
room. At any rate, enjoy
the  fresh air!  If he (or
a  she male)  suggests a
movie,  by all means go.
Keep awake 'til a late hour
--show the germs who's boss!
   If you really think
you're coming down with a
cold, eat heartily. Take
nothing but rich, heavy
food such as a nice, thick
steak with all the trimmings.
Trash such as fruit juices,
water, milk or soap should
never be touched.
   And finally, if you have
tried all the mentioned
suggestions and haven't
contacted (pneumonia)--get
set for the draft or commit
hara-kiri.
SO YOU LIKE FISH?
   Maybe this is why there
is no response to the cen-
ter slaughterhouse's call
for workers. At any rate
the weekly quota of butcher-
ing 30 heads of swine and
16 heads of beef cattle
must be filled. Rumors are
that if the labor problem
becomes too critical there
will be a noticeable short-
age of meat on the mess
tables.
   To you vegetarians: no
worry. To you ardent "must
have meat" lovers:  A problem!
SOUND ADVICE-
   According to a Professor
of Home Economics  in a
midwestern university, 65
per cent of all divorces
are caused because the male
feels  the  female  is his
intellectual inferior. The
professor relates that as
time goes by, the husband
becomes convinced that his
wife is less intelligent
than he is and nothing she
does satisfies him anymore.
The food doesn't taste
right or the darn in the
sock hurts his toes.
   This is leap year,bache-
lors-at-present, so if any
girl "pops the question,”
ask her for her college
degree first!
NO  SOAP!
   Says one Eskimo:  “Light-
house no good for fog.
Light shine, whistle blow,
bell ring like hell. And
fog, she come in just the
same!
JACK  ITO  INSTALLED   AS   NEW
SCOUTMASTER OF  TROOP  162
   Jack Ito was installed
as Scoutmaster of Troop 162
at the first anniversary
Troop 161-162 program held
Sunday evening at the 7F
mess hall, according to
Scout Commissioner Ed M.
Tokunaga.
   Other promotions made
are Russell Yamaga to Assist-
ant Scoutmaster; Miles Ha-
mada and Frank Morimoto,
junior assistant scout-
masters; and  Kenji Yamaga,
senior   patrol leader, for
Troop  162.
   Taro Fuchigami was named
Assistant Scoutmaster; Su-
mito Nabeta,junior assist-
ant scoutmaster; and Stan-
ley Marumoto,senior patrol
leader,   for Troop   161.
   Eight candidates from
each troop were inducted
as Tenderfoot scouts in an
impressive candlelight ceremony .
   Dr.Takashi Terami,main
speaker, addressed the
parents of the Scouts, who
were  honored  guests.
   Stunts, performances
and demonstrations rounded
out the evening's program
with   Kenji  Yamaga as emcee.
  Y’s  way
   The Co-eds  will have
their installation followed
by an out-coming social
Friday evening at the Hos-
pitality House.    Las Ninas,
Tri-Delts and ABC members
are the honored guests.
-Y-
   With "You’ll Never Know"
as the theme,the Patricians
will hold a dance at the
Hospitality House Saturday
Evening.
   Members of the Tri-Delts,
Las Ninas, Meta-Adelphons,
the Spurs and friends will
be guests. Jayne  Sato will
be the mistress of ceremonies.
$30.55 RAISED FOR
MARCH  OF  DIMES
   Las Allegrias, high
school girls service or-
ganization, raised $30.55
in the infantile paralysis
drive through contributions
received by the students
lst week, according to
Advisor Steener.
SERVICE MOTHERS
IN 4TH LOAN DRIVE
   The Blue Star Mothers
launched its Fourth War
Loan Drive campaign yest er-
day, according to Mrs. S.
Masuoka, president of the
club. Stamps and bonds are
being  sold dailv at the
hospitality House during
regular  office  hours.
Center canvassing will
underway  this week by the
members.
PRE-DRAFT COURSE
OPEN TO STUDENTS
    A pre-induction course
will be emphasized instead
of the heretofore important
pre-relocation subject in
the classrooms, announces
the high school office.
   Since many students are
eligible for selective ser-
vice, some members of the
faculty are already work-
ing on this course to be
taught in the near future.
©AMACHE
   Church  NEWS
   A round table discussion
on "Memorial Services For
the Dead "will be conducted
by Unosuke Karatsu at the
Seicho-No-Iye meeting to-
morrow night,7 o'clock, at
the 9H recreation hall.
   Selected readings  and
the Shinsokwan prayer will
be included in the evening's
service.   
    There will be a YBA
cabinet meeting tomorrow
evening, 7 o'clock, at
Dick Iseri's apartment,
8G-8A.